Retailer betting condom line available in 55 sizes will be a hit

Associated Press ^ | 09-16-03

[Brian S]

An Internet retailer has begun offering a new line of latex condoms available in a range of 55 sizes that is billed as a better way to prevent the spread of sexually transmitted diseases and reduces the chance of an unwanted pregnancy.

[Brian S]

Surely, this will win my "hits per article posted" sweeps this week... :/

[Redcloak]

Strangers in the night
Exchanging rubbers
This one is too tight
Give me another
This one is too loose
It'd fit a mo-o-o-o-o-ose!

[Leroy S. Mort]

When you visit Condomania, don't miss the new "Twist and Shout" Trojan.

[goldstategop]

I thought you never mention the size of a guy's Johnson. I had no idea we guys have 55 different sizes to please the ladies, LOL!!!

[paulklenk]

from Condomania:

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(Visit Condomania.com to get YOUR fit kit!)

[MediaMole]

available in extra large through extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra large.

[WackyKat]

Finally! I'm so tired of having to tie three of them end to end.....

[Xthe17th]

[Salman]

Fifty five sizes? Length, width, depth, height, diameter, circumference, curvature, altitude, longitude?

There aren't that many sizes of mens' suits!

I'm picturing an old fashioned type tailor with a micrometer instead of a tape measure.

Sam you made the pants **** too long!

[gcruse]

Something Hurtful

You know I stand in line
Until you think you have the time
To check my girth and length.
And though the hour is late
I see you sort of hesitate
To gauge my source of strength.

But as I am the only one
Who hasn't had a fitting done
My ego soars on seeing what the meter shows;
But then you go and spoil it all
By saying something hurtful like,
"Why bother?"

[Lorianne]

55 sizes? Oh my!

[Lando Lincoln]

Everybody knows they come in only three sizes...

large, extra-large and jumbo

[mikrofon]

"I use the 'Heinz-57' model myself, actually..."

[BlessingInDisguise]

Wow.

[jimfree]

Reminds me of the Robin Williams line about condoms in three sizes: large, medium, and caucasian.
And, yes I am the c word.

[mikrofon]

"Uh, we were talking condoments, weren't we??"

[mikrofon]

Wasn't it Dennis Miller who once joked that he would put on two condoms, then rip one off right before sex because it made him feel like a real man? ;^)

[bicycle thug]

Does he have any with custom bends to them to help fit those problem fits expresidents of the United States might have to deal with when getting those little sexual favors that can make their life so adventurous? <./sarcasm>

[bicycle thug]

"arge, extra-large and jumbo"

But I thought the forth size was always, "oh my God!"

[tlb]

Looking at the site the first thing I see was :

" Today's condoms are not your father's condoms. "


Well I sure HOPE not. Those apparently don't work if he is your father.