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ZZZOTT! The American Beatles
The American Beatles ^ | Sept 18, 2003 | Jon Bell

Posted on 09/18/2003 2:48:10 PM PDT by JuliusTheGreat

Hi all. I have just read the most amazing political novel. It's called The American Beatles, and it's by a kid named Jon Bell at N.C. State. It's about what might happen if the Beatles existed today, in America: but it's also a ruthless and hilarious critique of the modern media and the American right-wing community. It's a damn good book. You can read it online in e-book form at BeatlesNovel.com.


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1 posted on 09/18/2003 2:48:10 PM PDT by JuliusTheGreat
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To: JuliusTheGreat
Can you at least give us the gist?

Welcome to FR.

2 posted on 09/18/2003 2:49:19 PM PDT by Mr. Mojo
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To: JuliusTheGreat
I wrote a totally cool novel too, about a guy named Jon Bell who joins a web forum under the name of "JuliustheGreat" and starts plugging his ebook as soon as he gets there!

It's a laugh riot!

3 posted on 09/18/2003 2:50:08 PM PDT by wideawake (God bless our brave soldiers and their Commander in Chief)
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To: JuliusTheGreat
Nice ta know ya-goodbye.
4 posted on 09/18/2003 2:50:31 PM PDT by Az Joe
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To: JuliusTheGreat
Thank you for joining today to treat us to a hilarious parody of those right-wingers. That sort of stuff goes down reeeeal well at FR!

Say, could I interest you in some herbal Viagra?

5 posted on 09/18/2003 2:53:23 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: JuliusTheGreat
Jon Bell has written the greatest Beatles novel in history, and one of the best new books in the world today.

If that's the case, little Jonny, why is it self-published on a cheesy website instead instead of getting $8,000,000 advance from Dutton or Simon & Schuster? I mean, it's not as good as Lying Liars and Living History???

6 posted on 09/18/2003 2:54:05 PM PDT by Alouette (The bombing begins in five minutes.)
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To: JuliusTheGreat
but it's also a ruthless and hilarious critique of the modern media and the American right-wing community.

Michael Moore regerg redux?

7 posted on 09/18/2003 2:56:47 PM PDT by joesnuffy (Moderate Islam Is For Dilettantes)
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To: JuliusTheGreat
but it's also a ruthless and hilarious critique of the modern media and the American right-wing community.

Michael Moore regerg redux?

8 posted on 09/18/2003 2:56:47 PM PDT by joesnuffy (Moderate Islam Is For Dilettantes)
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To: wideawake
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
9 posted on 09/18/2003 2:56:55 PM PDT by dead (Perdicaris alive or Raisuli dead!)
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To: dead
See how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly
10 posted on 09/18/2003 3:01:52 PM PDT by Mr. Mojo
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To: JuliusTheGreat
GOLLY Jon, you're like about the bestest writer since that Beck guy (I forgot his first name) you know the guy who wrote about mad grapes. (LOL) Yea well anyway, I can't wait to read your exciting new novel it sounds soooooo cool!
11 posted on 09/18/2003 3:06:24 PM PDT by The Brush (u)
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Newbie solicitor. We get SPAM on FR now. Great.
13 posted on 09/18/2003 3:17:19 PM PDT by weegee
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To: wideawake
ROTFL... I think that plot has been done many, many, many times already - or is it part of a series? Like "The Executioner" or something?
14 posted on 09/18/2003 3:17:44 PM PDT by Chad Fairbanks ("I guess we got so focused on the rubber penis we didn't even pay attention to what he was saying.")
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To: JuliusTheGreat
Does John Kerry sing, "Yeah yeah, I'm the Taxman and you're working for nobody but me" in it?


15 posted on 09/18/2003 3:19:46 PM PDT by weegee
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To: ctlpdad; Constitution Day; jriemer; 4mycountry; Zavien Doombringer; hchutch
"My hair stood on end. This amazing novel hit me like 10,000 volts."

-- Etaoin Shrdlu, New York Review of Books.

16 posted on 09/18/2003 3:22:47 PM PDT by dighton (NLC™)
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17 posted on 09/18/2003 3:24:11 PM PDT by 4mycountry (You say I'm a brat like it's a bad thing.)
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To: Mr. Mojo
"Chapter I: Astrid Hohenzollern"

As in, "I wanna hold your Hohenzollern"

18 posted on 09/18/2003 3:24:51 PM PDT by weegee
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To: dighton
"I couldn't put it down! Of course, maybe it was the sticky cover that caused that."

---- Chad Fairbanks, Book Reviewer
19 posted on 09/18/2003 3:25:56 PM PDT by Chad Fairbanks ("I guess we got so focused on the rubber penis we didn't even pay attention to what he was saying.")
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To: JuliusTheGreat; Constitution Day; dighton; jriemer; VRWCmember; Zavien Doombringer
Shall we treat this guy to an electric slide out the door or not?


20 posted on 09/18/2003 3:27:07 PM PDT by 4mycountry (You say I'm a brat like it's a bad thing.)
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