Freeper Interview Series: Chad Fairbanks

Patriot Paradox

[sonsofliberty2000]

The latest interview in the Freeper Interview Series is now online at Patriot Paradox. The interview is with Chad Fairbanks, and here are some highlights:

What are some memories you have of protests or other activist events?

Well, there are so many. In my early years I was always on the side that was cracking down on Left-wing protests. In the navy I had lots of encounters with Greenpeace and the Sea Shepherds, so I would say that was the most enjoyable bit of activism I was involved in - if 'activism' is defined as "Using a fire hose on dirty, smelly hippies".

Also, I have really enjoyed being a part of the Puget Sound chapter of Free Republic (Yo! A shout out to my Puget Sound Homies! Word!). I especially enjoyed the Hillary FReep we put together recently, as that also allowed me to get my children involved. They really had fun making signs.

Have any fears or phobias?

I'm afraid of birds. Oh wait, that's Cathryn. Never mind. I have an irrational fear of shoes.

How would you describe yourself?

6' 5", washboard stomach, rippling muscles, long windswept blonde hair, chiseled features, and piercing green eyes - but that would be really inaccurate.

For the full interview visit: Chad Fairbanks Interview

[sonsofliberty2000]

No Chad Fairbanks, Supreme Overlord of Free Rebublic

XCathryn's just afraid of birds.

[Chad Fairbanks]

Thanks, man! The ladies were wondering when you'd find this thread. They all kept freepmailing me, saying "Where's that CyberCowboy stud?"

So, now, here you are!

[Cathryn Crawford]

My bird phobia will always keep me from any place of power. ;-)

[Cathryn Crawford]

Thanks! I hear you are, too. :-)

[CyberCowboy777]

yeh yeh yeh... lol

What a day man.. one client had some skaters flood their basement - where the Server is.. and another had a failed drive (ghosting once a quarter has really paid off!) and I had a 150 mile furniture moving adventure...

I missed all the fun. So your a fellow GED graduate? Do well on your scores? You do know that I got a letter from Bill Clinton for doing SOOOO well. Came in fourth for highest scores in Cali that year. It is funny how many smart and successful people I know or know of that took the GED.

I dropped high school after actually getting busy work after I finished my work for the year 4 months ahead of schedule.

[Libertina]

BTTT Congratulations Chad! - getting ready for that FReeper radio show/alternative newspaper I see. Bob J, the Puget Sound chapter rocks - and here is one of our stars. Energetic, intelligent, activist, and mouthy ;) - I LOVE PUGET SOUND FREEPERS!

[Chad Fairbanks]

Well, thank you Libertina :0) - and you described me so well. I should have asked you to asnwer the 'how would you describe yourself?' question FOR me ;0)

[Chad Fairbanks]

Ah yes. The letter from the president LOL... I also got tuition paid for, a few quarters worth, because of my scores... or I never would have been able to start college...

[CyberCowboy777]

I do not show mine - or really even touch it. Who knows where the pen was before he put it to the paper?

[Chad Fairbanks]

I never opened mine - It's still in the envelope. Maybe I'm paranoid but it could be a letter bomb. My doctor says he has pills for me to help my paranoia, but I don't take them because I know he's trying to kill me, too...

[CyberCowboy777]

Maybe he knows you won't take the pills...... Maybe he wants you to refuse them?

[Chad Fairbanks]

Oh crap! I didn't think of that!

[CyberCowboy777]

My advice:

Take half the pill

[Chad Fairbanks]

Hmmmm....

[CyberCowboy777]

Or screw the pill and live a mad mad life.

I've always been crazy and the trouble that it's put me through
I've been busted for things that I did, and I didn't do
I can't say I’m proud of all of the things that I’ve done
But I can say I’ve never intentionally hurt anyone

I've always been different with one foot over the line
Winding up somewhere one step ahead or behind
It ain't been so easy but I guess I shouldn't complain
I've always been crazy but it's kept me from going insane

Beautiful lady are you sure that you understand
The chances your taking loving a free living man
Are you really sure you really want what you see
Be careful of something that's just what you want it to be

I've always been crazy but it's kept me from going insane
Nobody knows if it's something to bless or to blame
So far I ain't found a rhyme or a reason to change
I've always been crazy but it's kept me from going insane

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

My advice:

Take the whole bottle. : )

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

I loathe Bill Clinton. I don't merely dislike him. I would have ceremoniously burned that thing.

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

[Re: A letter from Bill Clinton] Who knows where the pen was before he put it to the paper?

Say it with me, justshe: "Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!"

[Chad Fairbanks]

What? Burn it? Who knows how that letter has been contaminated - do YOU want to be responsible for releasing something into teh air? Not me...

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

I think, ummmmmm...'biological material' probably burns up just fine, Chad.

Of course, I never actually tried it.