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Word For The Day
Monday, September 29, 2003 | Slip 18

Posted on 09/29/2003 7:20:58 AM PDT by Slip18

In order that we might all raise the level of discourse and expand our language abilities, here is the daily post of “word for the day”. Rules: Everyone must leave a post using the “word of the day”; in a sentence. The sentence must, in some way, relate to the news of the day. The Review threads are linked for your edification. ;-) Practice makes perfect.....post on....


Subbie Slip is watching you. She has a large telescope with her today. She will be yanking you out of class and into the Janitor’s closet if you are evil, and then maybe sending you off to the Principal’s office to refresh your memory on the usage of his learning stick. And, yes, the paddle has those wondrous holes in them.

flatulence noun:
Pronunciation: flat’u-lens Etymology: Flatus – Latin “ a blowing”

Excessive gas in the stomach and intestines.

Good Morning Class. Welcome to School!

Now, Vast and xsmommy, play nicely in here today with all the other students! Flurry, you behave yourself, otherwise Nurse Helga will take care of your flatulence in a not so nice way.

I heard Principal Robinson is roaming the halls today, so all of you students be on your best behavior.

You must use the WFTD in a sentence for an A. For a + after your “A,” you must bring in a link of the word usage or something funny, a poem or some prose that will elucidate the word for us.

If you need to know how to link, come to the Subbie’s desk in the front of the class.


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To: TheGrimReaper
HA! tony blair thinks the bubbaloon is weird! LMAO~!!
81 posted on 09/29/2003 8:50:12 AM PDT by xsmommy
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To: TheGrimReaper
Laura is thinking what could possibly be worse then a "french kiss"?
82 posted on 09/29/2003 8:50:34 AM PDT by tioga
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To: TheGrimReaper
I think she's smirking because she knows that goofball is trying to look down her top.
So are you happy about the Texans last 6 seconds and sad about the 'stros starting the offseason? Those guys must've trained at Lambeau, the way they flew up into the stands.
83 posted on 09/29/2003 8:54:52 AM PDT by secret garden (Courage is not the lack of fear. It is acting in spite of it. - Mark Twain)
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To: Slip18
I'll bet Tony also complained about 42's flatulence.
84 posted on 09/29/2003 8:57:54 AM PDT by secret garden (Courage is not the lack of fear. It is acting in spite of it. - Mark Twain)
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To: TheGrimReaper
Even the Arkansas papers are picking this kennedy's words apart....don't read this thread during lunch, you'll get more then a little gas....

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/991510/posts
85 posted on 09/29/2003 9:01:24 AM PDT by tioga
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To: Gabz
Oh, that's just delicious! How soon do you think the gory details will be forthcoming?
86 posted on 09/29/2003 9:03:37 AM PDT by Texan5 (You've got to saddle up your boys, you've got to draw a hard line..)
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To: Texan5
Not soon enough, as far as I am concerned.
87 posted on 09/29/2003 9:04:53 AM PDT by Gabz (Smoke-gnatzies - small minds buzzing in your business - SWAT'EM)
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To: Texan5
check this out!!!

Landlord Loves All Creatures Great and Small (PETA goon won't let tenant kill bugs)

88 posted on 09/29/2003 9:06:10 AM PDT by Gabz (Smoke-gnatzies - small minds buzzing in your business - SWAT'EM)
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To: xsmommy
ROFLMAO! Laura is thinking if she looks at him, she is either going to slap him silly, or barf. She's making a face like he smells bad (maybe he does).
89 posted on 09/29/2003 9:08:35 AM PDT by Texan5 (You've got to saddle up your boys, you've got to draw a hard line..)
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To: VRWCmember
I might have known it would'nt take long for you guys to find it.....
90 posted on 09/29/2003 9:10:22 AM PDT by Texan5 (You've got to saddle up your boys, you've got to draw a hard line..)
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To: Gabz
BWAAAAAAAHAAAAA! That is so stupid it is hilarious! Now the landlord will probably be cited by the city of Austin for not controlling insects in a commercial building. Good-I hope the fines are astronomical. Let's see if she can get PETA or the ants to help her pay them... Maybe the former tenant has a cause of action for a really good law suit that would make this space cadet landlord a laughingstock all over the state.
91 posted on 09/29/2003 9:21:40 AM PDT by Texan5 (You've got to saddle up your boys, you've got to draw a hard line..)
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To: Texan5

Jeanne Daniels, mall owner and PETA nut (with color-coordinated pet).

92 posted on 09/29/2003 9:25:25 AM PDT by Gabz (Smoke-gnatzies - small minds buzzing in your business - SWAT'EM)
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To: Gabz
i'm thinking of getting brown and white highlights so i can color coordinate with xs2pup.
93 posted on 09/29/2003 9:28:48 AM PDT by xsmommy
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To: Gabz
Is that a Bichon Frise? Not a lot of Texans have those-even women here have more macho dogs. Now I halfway understand why she's as crazy as a s**thouse rat-peroxide has seeped into her brain! Color coordinated is right-blonde jokes, anyone?
94 posted on 09/29/2003 9:30:14 AM PDT by Texan5 (You've got to saddle up your boys, you've got to draw a hard line..)
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To: Texan5; xsmommy
color co-ordinating with mine is out of the question.


95 posted on 09/29/2003 9:35:31 AM PDT by Gabz (Smoke-gnatzies - small minds buzzing in your business - SWAT'EM)
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To: Gabz
i look exactly like this


96 posted on 09/29/2003 9:37:00 AM PDT by xsmommy
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To: xsmommy
ROFL!!!!!!!
97 posted on 09/29/2003 9:38:20 AM PDT by Gabz (Smoke-gnatzies - small minds buzzing in your business - SWAT'EM)
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To: Gabz; Texan5
if you look closely, you can see the former xspup's teeth marks on the legs and spokes of that kitchen chair.
98 posted on 09/29/2003 9:38:29 AM PDT by xsmommy
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To: xsmommy; Gabz
I'd have to get white and gray highlights. Boring and they would clash with red. I saw a woman old enough to know better at the supermarket yesterday with hair the color of mine who had a short, dyke type haircut with a wide, white streak bleached right down the middle, front to back. She looked like a skunk. I had to hurry past her before I started laughing.
99 posted on 09/29/2003 9:39:30 AM PDT by Texan5 (You've got to saddle up your boys, you've got to draw a hard line..)
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To: xsmommy
That is a pretty russet brown your pup is wearing.
100 posted on 09/29/2003 9:41:47 AM PDT by Texan5 (You've got to saddle up your boys, you've got to draw a hard line..)
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