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Monday, September 29, 2003
| Slip 18
Posted on 09/29/2003 7:20:58 AM PDT by Slip18
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To: Slip18
"I did so love Vastie's word, but I just couldn't get it up!"
Slippy, mark my words, you will live to regret that double entendre as soon as one of the croqs find it. Probably before noon.
61
posted on
09/29/2003 8:19:23 AM PDT
by
Texan5
(You've got to saddle up your boys, you've got to draw a hard line..)
To: xsmommy; Slip18; tioga
Indeed,
flatulence personified...
And those alcohol-saturated farts can be some of the worst.
To: TheGrimReaper; xsmommy; Slip18; tioga
Gag! Jeez, Grimmy, now I'm not looking forward to lunch any more...
63
posted on
09/29/2003 8:26:50 AM PDT
by
Texan5
(You've got to saddle up your boys, you've got to draw a hard line..)
To: Texan5; TheGrimReaper
i KNOW! i have never had an olfactory reaction to a pic before, but Grimmy managed with that one!
64
posted on
09/29/2003 8:28:00 AM PDT
by
xsmommy
To: Slip18
Thank you Miss slippie subbie!!!!!
65
posted on
09/29/2003 8:29:38 AM PDT
by
Gabz
(Smoke-gnatzies - small minds buzzing in your business - SWAT'EM)
To: xsmommy; Texan5
Well, after all, the fat bastard is from
Bean Town!
To: Texan5
you will live to regret that double entendre as soon as one of the croqs find it. Probably before noon. See post # 21
To: Slip18; RikaStrom; Gabz; VRWCmember; Eala; Texan5
Homework:
During his race across France, Armstrong was faster in the plains than in the mountains.
But is the extra speed due the the greater thrust possible from flatulence, flatthroughFrance, or merely a faster pedaling Lance?
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posted on
09/29/2003 8:32:01 AM PDT
by
Robert A Cook PE
(I can only support FR by donating monthly, but ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
To: Texan5
I love to see their small minds exposed. Me too!!!
And it appears that some of their books are going to be exposed. According to an article in the NY Post last week, the NY state lobbying commission has a bit of a problem with a group of the anti-groups announcing their $1million ad campaign to fight any changes to the state smoking ban.
It seems none of the groups involved has registered as a lobbying organization spending more than $2,000 for lobbying efforts.
69
posted on
09/29/2003 8:32:36 AM PDT
by
Gabz
(Smoke-gnatzies - small minds buzzing in your business - SWAT'EM)
To: TheGrimReaper
Well, after all, the fat bastard is from Bean Town! Are you making fun of the fatted fat Ted whose verbal flatulence is farcical and devoid of factuousness?
You are? Good.
70
posted on
09/29/2003 8:33:50 AM PDT
by
NeoCaveman
(Wesley Clark is to Eisenhower, what a Yugo is to a Ferrari)
To: Slip18
It seems each of the Democrat debates are nothing more than a flatulence festival, not as windy as a Hurricane, but still reeking of old liberal platitudes and accusations.
71
posted on
09/29/2003 8:35:01 AM PDT
by
theDentist
(Liberals can sugarcoat sh** all they want. I'm not biting.)
To: theDentist
What a horrible mental image that conjures.
72
posted on
09/29/2003 8:37:49 AM PDT
by
Gabz
(Smoke-gnatzies - small minds buzzing in your business - SWAT'EM)
To: TheGrimReaper
Laura Bush is recoiling from another gasbag....
73
posted on
09/29/2003 8:38:07 AM PDT
by
xsmommy
To: Slip18
As Sir Lancelot dismounted his horse, he related that he could not participate in the knightly games, as a boulder rolled off a cliff, and crushed his weapons.
King Arthur looked at Sir Lancelot's sword and weapons, all twisted and crushed by the boulder.
"Flatulance, too?" asked the king.
"Yes, sire, I'm afraid 'tis so." And King Arthur excused the good knight from competing in the day's games.
74
posted on
09/29/2003 8:42:05 AM PDT
by
sergeantdave
(You will be judged by 12 people who were too stupid to get out of jury duty)
To: Slip18; RikaStrom; LonePalm
75
posted on
09/29/2003 8:42:22 AM PDT
by
Argh
To: xsmommy
If that is not a "Caption This" picture, I don't know what is.
76
posted on
09/29/2003 8:42:43 AM PDT
by
Gabz
(Smoke-gnatzies - small minds buzzing in your business - SWAT'EM)
To: Slip18
I object! You can't give me an A+. I didn't use the word properly. Here, I'll give it another shot:
Some romances are ruined by snoring
Or flatulence, or claims of ignoring
But in beautiful Roma
You need a diploma
To keep your text messages boring
To: sergeantdave; Eala
He always was a cut above the competition.
His wooden handle was damaged as well, but it was notching to really worry about.
78
posted on
09/29/2003 8:44:59 AM PDT
by
Robert A Cook PE
(I can only support FR by donating monthly, but ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
To: xsmommy
Laura is faking that smile, while thinking to herself "What is the most powerful disinfectant we have around here?"
To: TheGrimReaper
yep, she is exerting every bit of her willpower to not hurl on the spot.
80
posted on
09/29/2003 8:48:40 AM PDT
by
xsmommy
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