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Madonna's Author Act Stranger Than Fiction (“middle-aged serial slurper” role-plays as actual mom)
New York Post ^
| September 30, 2003
| Andrea Peyser
Posted on 09/30/2003 11:14:31 AM PDT by dead
Edited on 05/26/2004 5:16:55 PM PDT by Jim Robinson.
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The middle-aged serial slurper came to Midtown yesterday clad in an early Halloween costume - dowdy tweed suit and bushy hair - to role-play the part of an actual mom.
We've seen this gal tied up, beaten down, with cones protruding from her bosom, and naked so frequently, it is to yawn. But Madonna's new, prissy act, unveiled on Fifth Avenue, was downright weird.
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posted on
09/30/2003 11:14:33 AM PDT
by
dead
To: dead
""I've been listening to Madonna since I was 12 years old," Granada said, showing off her book. The wriggling tots were too busy playing with the plastic bag to pay any attention. But then again, this really wasn't about them."
Great article, EXCELLENT ending.
To: dead
Intersting new personna for someone who's smoked more sausage than Hickory Farms.
To: No Blue States
Did you notice that the dingbat mother, Lizzy, actually named her daughter after Madonna's daughter?
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posted on
09/30/2003 11:28:27 AM PDT
by
dead
(All that is not mandatory is prohibited.)
To: dead
whom she forced to wait for four hours, in a tiny room, for the privilege of a 14-second audience. The ego on this woman never seizes to amaze me.
She's just an attention whore.
To: dead
The middle-aged serial slurper Cereal Slurper ????? That's odd I thought she was a j!$m slurper.
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posted on
09/30/2003 11:36:25 AM PDT
by
hobbes1
( Hobbes1TheOmniscient® "I know everything so you don't have to" ;)
To: dead
So Lizzy travels all the way from South Philadelphia with her two kids and waits 4 hours to see an old hag who she has been "listening" to since she was 12.
Lizzy - GET A LIFE!!!
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posted on
09/30/2003 11:53:43 AM PDT
by
Gerish
To: Snake Eater; hobbes1
both of you are lowwwww.....LMAO
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posted on
09/30/2003 11:55:29 AM PDT
by
cyborg
(dankie jou)
To: dead
OMG - Careful kid! You don't know where that's been...and I don't mean the book!
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posted on
09/30/2003 11:59:50 AM PDT
by
Caipirabob
(Democrats.. Socialists..Commies..Traitors...Who can tell the difference?)
To: cyborg; Snake Eater
Intersting new personna for someone who's smoked more sausage than Hickory Farms. Though I can't help but notice the irony in that comment considering that it was made by someone that calls themself Snake Eater.....LOL
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posted on
09/30/2003 12:00:01 PM PDT
by
hobbes1
( Hobbes1TheOmniscient® "I know everything so you don't have to" ;)
To: dead
The aging pop singer, failed actress and full-time attention-seeker, the mother of two children by two different men, only one of whom she deigned to marryShe's a shitty mother, in more ways than one. Here she is with her millions, doesn't have to 'work' another day in her life, and she still sends her son to daycare.
To: hobbes1
they recognize their own....LOL
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posted on
09/30/2003 12:06:26 PM PDT
by
cyborg
(dankie jou)
To: Lizavetta
Why she needs more time for whoring, lesbo kissing and shopping...
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posted on
09/30/2003 12:07:29 PM PDT
by
cyborg
(dankie jou)
To: Snake Eater
OMG, LOL!
To: dead
As if Madonna actually wrote even one word of the book.
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posted on
09/30/2003 2:26:16 PM PDT
by
veronica
("I just realised I have a perfect part for you in "Terminator 4"....)
To: cyborg
and perhaps the occasional visit to the, uh, "women's clinic"...
To: No Blue States
the plastic bagYes --- and "plastic bag" pretty much sums up Madonna.
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posted on
09/30/2003 7:13:50 PM PDT
by
FITZ
To: dead
the mother of two children by two different men, only one of whom she deigned to marry,Actually the mother of several children by several different men, only two of the children she deigned to let live and one man she deigned to marry. Madonna is desperate --- grasping at straws --- anything to try to be meaningful or famous. Kid's books? Only for the stupidest parents.
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posted on
09/30/2003 7:18:09 PM PDT
by
FITZ
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