Madonna's Author Act Stranger Than Fiction (“middle-aged serial slurper” role-plays as actual mom)

New York Post ^ | September 30, 2003 | Andrea Peyser

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The middle-aged serial slurper came to Midtown yesterday clad in an early Halloween costume - dowdy tweed suit and bushy hair - to role-play the part of an actual mom.

We've seen this gal tied up, beaten down, with cones protruding from her bosom, and naked so frequently, it is to yawn. But Madonna's new, prissy act, unveiled on Fifth Avenue, was downright weird.

[No Blue States]

""I've been listening to Madonna since I was 12 years old," Granada said, showing off her book. The wriggling tots were too busy playing with the plastic bag to pay any attention. But then again, this really wasn't about them."

Great article, EXCELLENT ending.

[Snake Eater]

Intersting new personna for someone who's smoked more sausage than Hickory Farms.

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Did you notice that the dingbat mother, Lizzy, actually named her daughter after Madonna's daughter?

[MotleyGirl70]

whom she forced to wait for four hours, in a tiny room, for the privilege of a 14-second audience.

The ego on this woman never seizes to amaze me.

She's just an attention whore.

[hobbes1]

The middle-aged serial slurper

Cereal Slurper ????? That's odd I thought she was a j!$m slurper.

[Gerish]

So Lizzy travels all the way from South Philadelphia with her two kids and waits 4 hours to see an old hag who she has been "listening" to since she was 12.

Lizzy - GET A LIFE!!!

[cyborg]

both of you are lowwwww.....LMAO

[Caipirabob]

OMG - Careful kid! You don't know where that's been...and I don't mean the book!

[hobbes1]

Intersting new personna for someone who's smoked more sausage than Hickory Farms.

Though I can't help but notice the irony in that comment considering that it was made by someone that calls themself Snake Eater.....LOL

[Lizavetta]

The aging pop singer, failed actress and full-time attention-seeker, the mother of two children by two different men, only one of whom she deigned to marry

She's a shitty mother, in more ways than one. Here she is with her millions, doesn't have to 'work' another day in her life, and she still sends her son to daycare.

[cyborg]

they recognize their own....LOL

[cyborg]

Why she needs more time for whoring, lesbo kissing and shopping...

[MotleyGirl70]

OMG, LOL!

[veronica]

As if Madonna actually wrote even one word of the book.

[Frank_2001]

and perhaps the occasional visit to the, uh, "women's clinic"...

[FITZ]

the plastic bag

Yes --- and "plastic bag" pretty much sums up Madonna.

[FITZ]

the mother of two children by two different men, only one of whom she deigned to marry,

Actually the mother of several children by several different men, only two of the children she deigned to let live and one man she deigned to marry. Madonna is desperate --- grasping at straws --- anything to try to be meaningful or famous. Kid's books? Only for the stupidest parents.