[Defender2]

Hehehehe....good post, kattracks!!!!

[Roscoe]

-You vote for celebrity liberals.

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[chicagolady]

PREREQUISITES TO BEING A MODERN LIBERAL DEMOCRAT

1) You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by lack of funding.

2) You have to be against capital punishment, but for abortion on
demand,
in short you support protecting the guilty and killing the innocent.

3) You have to believe that the same public school teacher who can't
teach
4th graders how to read is qualified to teach those same kids about
sex.

4) You have to believe that trial lawyers are selfless heroes and
doctors
are overpaid.

5) You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans
are
more of a threat than nuclear weapons in the hands of the Red Chinese.

6) You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by
cyclical, documented changes in the Sun, and more affected by SUVs.

7) You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being gay
is
natural.

8) You have to believe that businesses create oppression and
governments
create prosperity.

9) You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature but animal
rights activists who've never been outside Seattle do.

10) You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than
actually
doing something to earn it.

11) You have to believe there was no art before federal funding.

12) You have to believe the military, not corrupt politicians, start
wars.

13) You have to believe the free market that gives us 500+ channels
can't
deliver the quality that PBS does.

14) You have to believe the NRA is bad, because it stands up for
certain
parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good, because they stand
up
for certain parts of the Constitution.

15) You have to believe that taxes are too low but ATM fees are too
high.

16) You have to believe that Harriet Tubman, Cesar Chavez and Gloria
Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson,
General Robert E. Lee or Thomas Edison.

17) You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial
quotas and set-asides aren't.

18) You have to believe that second-hand smoke is more dangerous than
HIV.

19) You have to believe Hilary Clinton is really a lady and Rosie
O'Donnell
is not really a man.

20) You have to believe that conservatives are racists, but that black
people couldn't make it without your help.

21) You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked
anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in
charge.

[not_apathetic_anymore]

with the exception of 2 or 3 items this describes the people I work with!

[Caipirabob]

- You believe minorities are intellectually incapable of using punch-card ballots except in counties where the Democrat candidate wins.

[sweetliberty]

Yep.

[Prodigal Son]

You can't decide which is worse: the Patriot Act or the Patriot Missile.

Good stuff. I didn't quite get that one though. Which one is worse?

[NewRomeTacitus]

If you tell your chidren to tolerate other religions while cursing conservative adherance to Christianity.

If you excuse murder by suction pump on half-born babies while defending erosion of the Bill of Rights "for the sake of the children".

If you view "Palestinians" as victims while defending someone's right to deny the Holocaust.

[bullseye1911]

Ahem...with apologies to Jeff Foxworthy?

[aardvark1]

Outstanding. I'm saving this one.

[UncleDudley]

but believe the world should have stood idly by while Saddam Hussein filled mass graves.

And what about China? If the quantity of murder is the criteria, China is far worse than Saddam.

If the quantity of murder is a criteria, what about abortion in the USA? 30-40 million murdered innocent, helpless babies. Judgement shall come to the USA for these murders.

Invading Iraq was not a just cause when compared with the atrocities in China and the USA. Invading Iraq was a neo-cons dream come true. And neo-cons don't care about aborted babies. They only care about dollars and power.

The list posted above is nothing short of propaganda barf.

[Tijeras_Slim]

You are horrified that half the people are below the median income.

[BMiles2112]

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[1Old Pro]

- you live in Malibu but vacation with the bears in Alaska because they are friendlier than conservatives.

[ILBBACH]

-You believe religion is a scourge on our society, but becoming one with Mother Nature by merging with the universal consciousness and harmonizing with lunar reverberations will save us.

ROTFLMAO