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Antichrist (you read it right) will be peace and prosperity on Earth
Weekly World News ^ | 9/8/2004 | Vincenzo Sardi

Posted on 12/08/2004 11:05:30 AM PST by Alex Murphy

Bible character's rise to power is nothing to fear, says expert

GOOD NEWS! Contrary to popular belief, the Antichrist dreaded by so many Christians will actually usher in a new era of peace and prosperity, a maverick theologian contends. "The Antichrist's rise to power is nothing to fear," declares Bible scholar Jon Hornsworth of Atlanta. "He will be a unifying figure whose sound policies revitalize the global economy and put an end to international conflict."

Most people familiar with End Times prophecies in the Book of Revelation assume the Antichrist will be an evil dictator. But that's dead wrong, the expert says. "Nowhere in the Bible is the word 'evil' used to describe the Antichrist," Hornsworth notes. "For that matter, 'Antichrist' isn't in there either -- the Bible calls him the Beast. That suggests a being like the one in the fairy tale Beauty and the Beast -- fearsome and misunderstood, but ultimately turning out to have a heart of gold. "I anticipate a figure like Julius Caesar -- a strong but fair leader. He'll impose stability over much of the world."

"Under his rule, we can expect to see expanded free trade, translating into job growth and an improved standard of living for Americans." As for the Antichrist's scary reputation, Hollywood shares much of the blame, Hornsworth points out. "You have movies like The Omen where the Antichrist is depicted as a creepy brat who murders people. Nothing like that is in the Good Book."

One of the most unsettling Antichrist prophecies concerns the Mark of the Beast. "He causes, all both small and great, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on their right hand or on their forehead," the Bible states, adding that only those with the mark will be able to buy or sell. (Rev. 13: 16-17). Many modern Bible scholars believe this "mark" refers not to a physical brand but rather to an implantable microchip. Hornsworth agrees -- but argues that will be a good thing. "These chips will allow citizens to withdraw money from the bank, to purchase groceries and make other financial transactions without using cash," he explains. "Imagine the convenience and efficiency of that. Also, when scanned, your ID chip will provide 100 percent proof of who you are -- making identity theft a thing of the past. "The technology will also be used at security checkpoints, helping to defeat global terrorism."

Hornsworth has failed to convert many colleagues to the view that the Antichrist is a good guy. Says a skeptical Methodist minister: "I suppose next he's going to tell us that the Whore of Babylon won't be 'easy.' "


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1 posted on 12/08/2004 11:05:31 AM PST by Alex Murphy
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To: Alex Murphy

Are we even allowed to post from the Weekly World Spews??


2 posted on 12/08/2004 11:07:19 AM PST by RockinRight (Liberals are OK with racism and sexism, as long as it is aimed at a Republican.)
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To: Alex Murphy

Gee golly. How swell. Well, I'll let this guy kiss the Antichrist's ass. Count me out.


4 posted on 12/08/2004 11:12:11 AM PST by RightOnline
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"He will be a unifying figure whose sound policies revitalize the global economy and put an end to international conflict."

Gee, and William the Impeached failed all three tests. Guess that knocks HIM out...

5 posted on 12/08/2004 11:12:21 AM PST by Old Sarge (In for a penny, in for a pound, saddlin' up and Baghdad-bound!)
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To: Alex Murphy; .45MAN
"The Antichrist's rise to power is nothing to fear," declares Bible scholar Jon Hornsworth of Atlanta.

After living in Atlanta for 6 years I can vouch for the fact that it is a hot-spot of idiocy.

6 posted on 12/08/2004 11:12:33 AM PST by dansangel (Thank you Veterans past and present!)
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To: RightOnline

"This guy" is a figment of the author's imagination.

http://www.google.com/search?q=%22Jon+Hornsworth%22


7 posted on 12/08/2004 11:13:46 AM PST by ScottFromSpokane (We're none of us prefect.)
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To: Alex Murphy

I liked WWN better when they were going on about the Face on Mars.


8 posted on 12/08/2004 11:17:55 AM PST by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilisation is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
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To: Alex Murphy

But will the Braves win another World Series?


9 posted on 12/08/2004 11:18:26 AM PST by Gamecock (Threads started by Gamecock on FR do not necessarily represent the views of the GRPL)
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To: Alex Murphy

Governments, not Wars, are the biggest killers in human history. Stalin & Mao killed more of their own citizens during "peace" than were killed during wartime. So a world at peace & with a unified government is not necessary a good thing.


10 posted on 12/08/2004 11:20:14 AM PST by Tallguy
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To: Alex Murphy

Sounds as if the AntiChrist will get the Democrat nomination in '08?


11 posted on 12/08/2004 11:20:44 AM PST by headsonpikes (Another five-fingered Canadian... ;^))
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To: ArrogantBustard

They're only printing this because Bat Boy is the antichrist. Leave it to the MSM to trumpet their own agenda!


12 posted on 12/08/2004 11:20:54 AM PST by Future Snake Eater ("Stupid grandma leaver-outers!"--Tom Servo)
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To: Alex Murphy

"World Peace" is for sale and all it costs is eternal damnation? Hot Dang!


13 posted on 12/08/2004 11:24:20 AM PST by so_real (It's all about sharing the Weather)
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To: Future Snake Eater

MSM??? You insult WWN by categorising them with ABC|CBS|NBC|CNN ...


14 posted on 12/08/2004 11:28:14 AM PST by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilisation is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
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To: Alex Murphy

But will the Braves win another World Series?


15 posted on 12/08/2004 11:28:39 AM PST by Gamecock (Threads started by Gamecock on FR do not necessarily represent the views of the GRPL)
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To: Alex Murphy

This guy is already one of the first to be decieved. Of course the antichrist will appear to be a great guy, after all he will mimick Christ. However, even Satan himself appears as an angel of light. He uses the truth mingled with lies to entrap people. Satan's goal is to replace Christ. He will imitate Christ in every way that he can in order to decieve. Satan's goal is to be worshipped in place of God. He will be charismatic, intelligent, and appear to want and be able to "solve the world's problems". He will use benign technology and twist it to his own purpose; as with the mark of the beast. He will even try to imitate the death and resurrection of Christ. The difference will be that Christ himself died and was resurrected. In the caseof the antichrist, the man will die then Satan will indwell the dead body and claim he resurrected himself. But it will not be the soul of the antichrist in the body, it will be Satan's. But people that are waiting for a supernatural sign as proof of God will fall victim to his deceptions. Now tell me the antichrist is a good guy. He is the great deciever, and people are already being decieved about him before he is even revealed. It will be no wonder that he will decieve so many during that time. Sad, sad, sad.


16 posted on 12/08/2004 11:29:37 AM PST by one of His mysterious ways
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To: ArrogantBustard
Possibly, but who do you think will be first to endorse Bat Boy's run for the presidency?


"Tonight's top story, Bat Boy, the visionary genius destined to revive a floundering Democrat Party, has thrown his wings into the ring!"


"Vote for me in '08!"

17 posted on 12/08/2004 11:35:31 AM PST by Future Snake Eater ("Stupid grandma leaver-outers!"--Tom Servo)
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To: Alex Murphy
"The Antichrist's rise to power is nothing to fear," declares Bible scholar Jon Hornsworth

And did he get his scholarship through one of those diploma mills?

18 posted on 12/08/2004 11:40:41 AM PST by HarleyD
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To: Alex Murphy

The anti-Christ is Bat Boy.


19 posted on 12/08/2004 11:42:24 AM PST by dfwgator (It's sad that the news media treats Michael Jackson better than our military.)
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To: Alex Murphy
Hornsworth is correct. The prefix anti- means foreshadowed, anticipated [another anti- word], not opposed in this context.
20 posted on 12/08/2004 11:44:00 AM PST by RightWhale (Destroy the dark; restore the light)
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