[skandalon]

Yeesh...Here is the translation of Psalm 23 with the article
Psalm 23
The Lord is all that, I need for nothing.
He allows me to chill.
He keeps me from being heated
and allows me to breathe easy.
He guides my life so that
I can represent and give
shouts out in his Name.
And even though I walk through
the Hood of death,
I don't back down
for you have my back.
The fact that you have me covered
allows me to chill.
He provides me with back-up
in front of my player-haters
and I know that I am a baller
and life will be phat.
I fall back in the Lord's crib
for the rest of my life.

[goodnesswins]

OMG.....what a travesty.....the dumbing down of America continues...

[WorkingClassFilth]

Next thing, I suppose they'll hand out condoms with handy Bible verses printed on them too.

[Gordongekko909]

I actually saw something like this a loooooong time ago. I believe the song was called "J.C. is in the House."

[goodnesswins]

AHHHH.....just saw it....Episcopalians involved....explains EVERYTHING.....with apologies to any conservative Episcopalians.

[the invisib1e hand]

I fall back in the Lord's crib for the rest of my life.

word.

[Arthalion]

Unless you're reading your Bible in its original Greek, with the quotes from Christ in their original Aramaic, nobody really has any room to complain about this. Throughout the history of Christianity the Bible has been translated into countless languages so that all might read His Word and be saved. The reality here is that the language spoken by these kids is substantially different from that spoken by you and I. If a cultural translation is required for these kids to "get" the Word of God, I'm sure that Jesus would approve.

What's important is that they are hearing the Word of God. The language and syntax of the Bible they are reading is irrelevant.

[kerryusama04]

I said a hip hop the hippie the hippie to the hip hip a hop and ya don't stop A rock on baby bubba to the boogety bang bang the boogie to the boogety beat Now what'chu hear is not a test I'm a rappin to the beat It's just me the groove and my squad we gonna try to move your feet See I am the doctor spoc and I'd like to say hello A to the black to the white the red and the brown the purple and yellow Well, first I gotta bang bang the boogie to the boogie say up jump the boogie to Bang bang boogie let's rock you don't stop Rock the rhythm that'll make your body rock Now, so far you heard my voice a but I brought 2 friends along And next on the mic is my man E come on E sing that song

never mind the commercial and unblock the pop up to hear the tune

[dangus]

THIS is what it sounds like when doves cry.

[Calm_Cool_and_Elected]

My daughter was invited by a friend to go to one of these earlier this month and we were conveniently busy.

CC&E