Posted on 07/08/2006 5:23:08 AM PDT by Gamecock
Tired of tarrying for God to bless your pepperoni pizza with an uncanny likeness of the BVM? Crushed when the crust of a friend's steak pie resembles the Bearded One? Strive not, gentle believer. Divine intervention is only a pan handle away.
"Made from durable steel and topped with a non-stick coating, the Jesus Pan puts the image of Jesus RIGHT ON FOOD!" Now, for just $29.99, even your shamefully dull eucharistic bread can be served all logo'd up! "Take, eat, this is my one true bread... at participating churches only."
Click here to order!
Hmm, doesn't that fall into the idol category?
WOW! I could get one of these and make a fortune on Ebay!
No more so than what goes on in many churches today.
Nah! You'd have to get one that would print Mary on grilled cheese sandwiches. ;O)
I think I'll wait for the Jesus shaped potato-chip press.
The trick these days is to purchase a VyTek laser cutting system. Check out: http://www.vy-tek.com/pages/our_products/lasers/monument
CC&E
I sire hope there ar no misspillings on this poste because I smeared my sdcreen when I wiped the cooffee I spit onit when I saw thispan.
hahahahahahaha
Not if you eat it.
MMMM pancakes :~)
Last summer, while scraping old paint from the south side of Olga Norman's house, Billy Farber and his painting crew were flabbergasted to see the uncanny likeness of Hank Hanegraaff, the Bible Answer Man, appear from their scrapings. They quickly painted over it before a Catholic saw it.
http://www.sacredsandwich.com/photo42.htm
Enjoy!
CC&E
Just right click over the picture and copy the "Properties."
Plug the properties between the quotation marks in the below piece of code:
img src="http://www.sacredsandwich.com/images/organplaya.jpg"
Put < on the left, > on the right end of the piece of code, no spaces.
I tried cooking with Jesus, but he tastes fishy.
CC&E
If that doesn't convince you, let me share a story about another FReeper who just a short year or two ago didn't know how to do any HTML coding, our own beloved Dr. E.......
There are several newer pages on FR, but that one is still my fav.
CC&E
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