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Jack Van Impe Starts "Rumors of Wars" to Hasten the End Times
Tominthebox News Network® ^
| April 2007
| Thomas Slawson
Posted on 04/17/2007 7:42:53 PM PDT by topcat54
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04/17/2007 7:42:56 PM PDT
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topcat54
To: topcat54
To: topcat54
"Just last week we saw the fulfillment of Isaiah 25:25 where it says, 'Like heat in drought, You subdue the uproar of aliens; Like heat by the shadow of a cloud, the song of the ruthless is silenced.'" Said Van Impe. "When Don Imus was fired from his radio program he was silenced, that was a direct fulfillment of this prophetic verse. There's no doubt about it."
It does not pay a prophet to be too specific. L. Sprague de Camp
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posted on
04/17/2007 7:53:15 PM PDT
by
Coyoteman
(Religious belief does not constitute scientific evidence, nor does it convey scientific knowledge.)
To: topcat54
“If I knew God I’d be Him.”
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posted on
04/17/2007 7:58:49 PM PDT
by
onedoug
To: topcat54
The Bible teaches that in the end times there will be 'wars and rumors of wars.' It also mentions a false prophet, an 'antiChrist', who will deliberately lead the flock astray. Feeling some heat, Jack Scratch?
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04/17/2007 8:07:08 PM PDT
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weegee
(Libs want us to learn to live with terrorism, but if a gun is used they want to rewrite the Const.)
To: topcat54
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posted on
04/17/2007 8:13:49 PM PDT
by
fkabuckeyesrule
(Good News everyone!!!! It's baseball season!!!!!)
To: topcat54
I respect a lot of his research and contacts . . . and some of his perspective . . .
But this sounds like one of his more hairbrained notions.
imho.
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04/17/2007 8:35:18 PM PDT
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Quix
(GOD ALONE IS GOD; WORTHY; PAID THE PRICE; IS COMING AGAIN; KNOWS ALL; IS LOVING; IS ALTOGETHER GOOD!)
To: topcat54
Very funny! Thanks for the laugh.
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posted on
04/17/2007 8:56:47 PM PDT
by
Between the Lines
(I am very cognizant of my fallibility, sinfulness, and other limitations. So should you.)
To: Between the Lines
The sad/funny part is that the hard-core Dispensationalists think it’s true.
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posted on
04/17/2007 9:03:41 PM PDT
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topcat54
("Light beer is the devil’s beverage.")
To: topcat54
The end times won’t occur until the Sons of God appear. And believe me, nobody will have to tell anybody that the Sons of God are here, because the dead will be rising, the sick healed, the demons cast out, gravity will mean nothing to them, etc. on every street corner in the world.
To: HisKingdomWillAbolishSinDeath
According to the former Canadian Defense Minister & Jimmy Carter, they are here, alive & well, in Area 51.
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posted on
04/17/2007 9:44:15 PM PDT
by
ApplegateRanch
(Islam: a Satanically Transmitted Disease, spread by unprotected intimate contact with the Koranus.)
To: topcat54
No body changes God’s schedule. He should know better.
To: topcat54
These “end time” prophecies fit every generation.
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posted on
04/17/2007 10:27:55 PM PDT
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Macoraba
To: topcat54
Are you aware of the oneness pentacostal preacher in Mississippi who is raising red heifers to be sent to Isreal and sacrificed in the temple? Google Clyde Lott. Who needs satire?
To: topcat54
He offers a course in “How to Make People Hate You So That They Persecute You So That You Feel Good About Yourself”
That’s funny.
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04/18/2007 6:43:21 AM PDT
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dangus
To: fkabuckeyesrule
His wife is a hottie!
You need to get out more.
To: Quix
I respect a lot of his research and contacts . . . and some of his perspective . . . But this sounds like one of his more hairbrained notions.
[pssssst] -- " Tominthebox News Network® is a satirical online blog written by Thomas Slawson. All names of people or places mentioned in stories are fictional, except when a public figure is being satarized."
It's a joke, son, it's a joke!
To: Lee N. Field
It's a joke, son, it's a joke! When one lives in a fantasy world it's hard to tell the difference.
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posted on
04/18/2007 8:07:58 AM PDT
by
topcat54
("Light beer is the devil’s beverage.")
To: Lee N. Field
He needs to get out more AND make an appt. with the eye doctor. ;^)
CC&E
To: topcat54
Jack Van Impe has been a source of amusement for a long time, but I cringe at all the non-Christians who try to place the rest of us rational Christians in the same category as van Impe.
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