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Michael Vick Trades Signing Bonus for Treasures in Heaven
The Holy Observer ^ | 9-15-07 | The Holy Observer

Posted on 09/16/2007 10:58:48 AM PDT by ensignsj

After long search, football star finds Jesus “hangin’ out” in courthouse restroom Michael Vick trades up!

RICHMOND, VA – They say all dogs go to heaven. Well, after punching more than his share of canine tickets to paradise, Michael Vick seems to have finally found a little salvation for himself.

After pleading guilty to federal dogfighting charges last month, the world heard Michael Vick proclaim his newfound faith in Christ.

“I found Jesus,” Vick told reporters outside the courthouse. “And turned my life over to God.”

What most people don’t know is that Vick had actually been looking for Jesus for a number of years, albeit in some rather unconventional places. That search ended when Vick made a trip to the federal courthouse little boys room after entering his guilty plea.

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TOPICS: Current Events; General Discusssion; Humor; Religion & Culture
KEYWORDS: dogfighting; football; michaelvick; ronmexico; saved; vick
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1 posted on 09/16/2007 10:58:52 AM PDT by ensignsj
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2 posted on 09/16/2007 11:09:55 AM PDT by EveningStar
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To: EveningStar

Yeah, and his pants are on fire, too.


3 posted on 09/16/2007 11:13:47 AM PDT by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: teenyelliott

Even though Holy Observer is satire, it is fair to question Vick’s conversion.

Fair...but maybe not the best approach.

That is probably “wait and see.”

Honestly, I hope the young man did have an encounter with the Lord. If so, he needs someone praying for him.


4 posted on 09/17/2007 1:41:15 AM PDT by xzins (Retired Army Chaplain And Proud of It! Those who support the troops will pray for them to WIN!)
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To: EveningStar
Isn't it thug dogma to find Jesus before sentencing and parole hearings?
5 posted on 09/17/2007 10:20:29 AM PDT by BJClinton (If your bacon is soggy, then the terrorists have already won!)
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6 posted on 09/17/2007 10:27:49 AM PDT by EveningStar
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