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The Obama Prophecy (Conspiracy theories alert!)
CMR ^ | November 17, 2008 | Patrick Archbold

Posted on 11/17/2008 9:40:57 AM PST by NYer

I believe that God always send us prophets. I believe that prophecy should be respected, weighed, discerned. Never despised. I believe that the study of prophecy can be an important and weighty intellectual pursuit.

What follows has absolutely nothing to do with that.

Actually, what follows is complete nonsense that I publish here simply because it allows me to indulge my fears of the destruction that Obama will wreak on the nation and the world. In support of this point, all standards of discernment will be thrown out the window so as to use whatever prophecy, however untrustworthy or spurious, to support my thesis. Here goes.

First, this one from Daniel Pipes.

Ali ibn Abi-Talib, the seventh-century figure central to Shiite Islam, is said to have predicted when the world will end, columnist Amir Taheri points out. A "tall black man" commanding "the strongest army on earth" will take power "in the west." He will carry "a clear sign" from the third imam, Hussein. Ali says of the tall black man: "Shiites should have no doubt that he is with us."

Barack Hussein in Arabic means "the blessing of Hussein." In Persian, Obama translates as "He [is] with us." Thus does the name of the presumptive American president-elect, when combined with his physical attributes and geography, suggest that the End of Times is nigh – precisely what Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has been predicting.
"Tall Black Man", Hussein, and a fanciful disambiguation of the Obama name? Hey I am convinced. Normally I don't put much stock in the prophecies seventh-century Muslims, but when they reinforce my own sense of doom, face value buddy. Face value.

But if the above was not enough to convince you that Obama spelled backwards means "we are all screwed" in ancient sanskrit, then check this out. This one comes from the country of Obama's birth, Kenya.
Johanwa Owalo, the founder of Kenya’s Nomiya Luo Church, and who among the Kenya people of the Luo religion is believed to be a prophet similar to Jesus Christ and Muhammad, and who in 1912 made this horrific prophecy about the United States:

“So far have they [the United States] strayed into wickedness in those [future] times that their destruction has been sealed by my [father]. Their great cities will burn, their crops and cattle will suffer disease and death, their children will perish from diseases never seen upon this Earth, and I reveal to you the greatest [mystery] of all as I have been allowed to see that their [the United States] destruction will come about through the vengeful hands of one of our very own sons.” [1]
See that? Our destruction comes through a Kenyan. Sure, the U.S. lost its dominance in long distance events at the Olympics to Kenyans a while ago, but this sounds even worse. The only way we can avoid this one is if Alan Keyes can prove that Obama isn't eligible to be president before the inauguration.

Last but not least, no discussion of spurious prophecy would be complete without good ol' Nostradamus. Well I don't just have ordinary, yet boringly vague, Nostradamus quatrains for you, but exciting previously unknown and just discovered quatrains. Beat that.
"We have the only existing fourth edition of Nostradamus' book Les Propheties (The Prophecies). There were thought to be only three editions published in 1558, this new edition is from 1559 and includes 20 more quatrains which have never been revealed before -- that is, until now," Professor Randell said from the archive office on Tuesday.
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The professor told the Daily Squib that it is well known that some of the quatrains are open to interpretation however what he has translated from the previously unreleased manuscript will certainly "ruffle a few feathers".

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The great empire will be torn from limb,
The all-powerful one for more than four hundred years:
Great power given to the dark one from slaves come,
The Aryana will not be satisfied thereby.
Honestly, I am not even sure what this one means. However, I am sure that it is very, very bad.

As a bonus feature, here are some anagrams of Barack Hussein Obama.
And my personal favorite...
How can you possibly read these and not understand that we are doomed?


TOPICS: Current Events; General Discusssion; Religion & Politics
KEYWORDS: kenya; obama; prophecy
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1 posted on 11/17/2008 9:40:58 AM PST by NYer
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To: Salvation; narses; SMEDLEYBUTLER; redhead; Notwithstanding; nickcarraway; Romulus; ...

2 posted on 11/17/2008 9:41:34 AM PST by NYer ("Run from places of sin as from a plague." - St. John Climacus)
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To: NYer

Thankfulness shall be profound, as hymns of praise and joy resound, while we spread the common wealth around; Happy days are here again.

We have just witnessed an historical election to be sure. Not because we have sent a black man to the seat of power, but because a fortuitous confluence of economic occurrences has convinced our fellow citizens that a change in leadership was necessary.

A great many Americans apparently believe — not without the help of the liberal media — that despite the fact that Democrats have controlled both houses of Congress for the past two years, those reptilian Republicans are responsible for our current economic woes.

Lisa Fabrizio


3 posted on 11/17/2008 9:47:49 AM PST by IrishMike (Barry Soetoro has demonstrated that he is a shenanigans man !)
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To: NYer

A socialist leader of the U.S. overturning Christian conservatism and attracting praise and apocalyptic hopes from radicals in the Middle East? Sounds like Nostradamus, narrated by Orson Welles. If there isn’t a quatrain that fits it would have to be invented.


4 posted on 11/17/2008 9:48:19 AM PST by HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity
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To: NYer

I believe that instead of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse it’s the Barbershop Quartet of the Apocalypse. And Death is the tenor.


5 posted on 11/17/2008 9:52:39 AM PST by Jaxter (Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum)
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To: HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity
Change you will believe in, with strange eons even death may die...

6 posted on 11/17/2008 9:55:00 AM PST by aWolverine
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To: IrishMike; NYer

“...has convinced our fellow citizens that a change in leadership was necessary.”

That is true, of course, but I would add many in that group believe a change in our economic structrue is necessary to cure the fundamental flaw that O identifies.

Let me remind everyone, the “election” is not over!

As a matter of fact, O has not been elected president yet and it is not too late to interrupt this fraud! It isn’t close to being over until the elector’s votes are accepted during the January 6, 2009 Joint Session of Congress. At the worst, we have the ball, we are down 6 points and it’s the middle of the 3d quarter.

American voters must demand that their Senators and Representatives commence now to prepare for action on or before Jan 6, or it may be over.

See the draft in my About page of the letter I sent to my politicians. I am not an English major and you can likely do better with your draft.

As a nation, we need to raise hell over O’s apparent disqualification instead of going passive! If you agree, talk about it with everyone you know and help get it on the national scene!

As dedicated Americans have done through the centuries, it is our time to rally around and defend the flag!


7 posted on 11/17/2008 9:55:36 AM PST by frog in a pot (Is there a definition of "domestic enemies" as used in federal oaths, or is that just lip service?)
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To: aWolverine
You think Obama is a front man for the Cthulhu? Will Biden be up for the Lovecraftian mythos in the White House?

He might have to go back and redo that triple major at Miskatonic University.

8 posted on 11/17/2008 10:02:00 AM PST by HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity
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To: NYer

I like the image. :)


9 posted on 11/17/2008 10:04:13 AM PST by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: Jaxter
I believe that instead of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse it’s the Barbershop Quartet of the Apocalypse. And Death is the tenor.

Death is clearly a basso profundo. Just ask Mozart.

10 posted on 11/17/2008 10:07:06 AM PST by Military family member (GO Colts!!)
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To: NYer

Pipes is not Christian, and thus is a follower of kabbalah.

Muslims also follow kabbalah, but they do not realize it. The Queran was written by Jewish kabbalists, and thus the eschatology therein is of the same.


11 posted on 11/17/2008 10:08:07 AM PST by editor-surveyor (Obama - not just an empty suit - - A Suit Bomb invading the White House)
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To: NYer
Barack Hussein Obama = Chao! A bum breaks a sin!

(Yes, I know that's not how you spell "Ciao"!!)

12 posted on 11/17/2008 10:13:47 AM PST by marshmallow (USA: Bailout Nation)
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To: HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity
You think Obama is a front man for the Cthulhu?

Ia! Ia! Obama fhtagn!


Actually, I think Barack is Nylarhotep.
13 posted on 11/17/2008 10:14:04 AM PST by aWolverine
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To: aWolverine

Has anyone illustrated an Obama Cthulhu lloigor cartoon yet? Although...maybe Michelle Obama would work better for that. More attitude.

14 posted on 11/17/2008 10:23:01 AM PST by HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity
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To: Jaxter; Military family member; aWolverine; Dajjal; redgolum

"I believe that instead of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse it’s the Barbershop Quartet of the Apocalypse. And Death is the tenor." 5 posted on Monday, November 17, 2008 12:52:39 PM by Jaxter

Yeah, this one's tough. It might be Menudo of the Apocalypse
or even BeeGees of the Apocalypse. Too early to tell yet.
But I'd be worried just based on the initial signs and general creepiness...

15 posted on 11/17/2008 10:36:36 AM PST by HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity
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To: aWolverine
Actually, I think Barack is Nylarhotep

Ahh yes....the "crawling chaos" himself. I think you nailed it!

16 posted on 11/17/2008 10:43:14 AM PST by RepRivFarm
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To: NYer

This stuff freaks me out. Probably because I have always heard about “The Black Pope” theory.


17 posted on 11/17/2008 11:32:45 AM PST by mgist (Thus in Psalm 103, we pray, "Bless the Lord, O you his angels, you mighty ones who do his word, hear)
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To: RepRivFarm

With the Nostradamus quatrains, the Obama Arabic numerology, and the Paris Hilton celebrity Da Vinci Code, Washington becomes a very active ground zero of séances, scrying and summoning, forecasts, prophecies, and psychic battles in the coming astrological cycle. Cthulhu, Nylarhotep, Elvis, Zoth-Hotdog, Yig, Nodens, Tsathoggua,Shub-Niggurath, Alf, Marduk, Ramtha, Yog-Sothoth, Kipper, Pan, Gumby, Malaclypse the Younger,Wilbur Whateley, Azazel, Azathoth, Dagon, Shaggy, Scooby, Velma, Eleanor Roosevelt, Oprah, JFK, Marilyn Monroe, Edgar Allan Poe, Mary Todd Lincoln, Obi-wan Kenobi, Houdini, Dorothy, Toto, King Tut, Bastet, Sauron, Om-Seti, Aunt Bea, Gazoo, Jimmy Hoffa, Carl Kolchak, John Lennon, Richie Valens, Buddy Holly, the Mahdi, Maitreya, Pazuzu, Captain Howdy, Lee J. Cobb, Jason Miller, Chuck Cunningham, Cousin Oliver. They're going to need the Ghostbusters before this is over. Not sure Jeremiah Wright and Howard Dean could handle this storm.

18 posted on 11/17/2008 11:44:11 AM PST by HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity
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To: mgist

“The great empire will be torn from limb,
The all-powerful one for more than four hundred years:
Great power given to the dark one from slaves come,
The Aryana will not be satisfied thereby.”

That sounds like the Israelites enslaved for 400 plus years and “Moses” a slave born to die, becomes royalty of Egypt (darkness) and through God delivers slaves.

Also, Rome...400 plus years of rule then fall.

Every one of the world’s superpowers fail, it’s inevitable. Know why? Because when money and power are involved there is always corruption and corruption lead to greed and greed leads to the destruction of that nation. You don’t need to be a “false prophet” to predict this. It’s common knowledge!

I follow the prophetic words of Daniel and Revelation...they go hand in hand. Even though it seems evil is winning, we are promised victory in Jesus!!! That’s where I put my trust!!! Over 350 prophecies in the Bible have come to fruition...no other book on God’s green earth have even come close to that.....I’ll believe the prophetic words of God over all else.


19 posted on 11/17/2008 11:55:36 AM PST by mikelets456
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To: mikelets456

"The Aryana will not be satisfied thereby.”

That could be Arianna Huffington that Nostradamus is referring to as not being satisfied, the Vichy Republican gnostic fellow traveler and wily Huffington Post wonk, lately enamored of things centrist and compassionate. When it comes to Fabian Socialism, you have to watch people from Cambridge very carefully...

[ OK,ok, we'll raise the Sarcasm and Satire flag alert here]. It's always possible Nostradamus got things confused after those 16th-century absinthe-ergot cocktails.

20 posted on 11/17/2008 12:23:13 PM PST by HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity
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