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Woman: 'GOD' Spelled Out In Salami
TheDenverChannel.com ^ | May 6, 2009

Posted on 05/06/2009 6:06:02 PM PDT by Alex Murphy

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To: Kozak

A member of my church has a grandson named Gavin Otto Donnely.


21 posted on 05/06/2009 6:30:03 PM PDT by golfisnr1 (Democrats are like roaches - hard to get rid of.)
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To: mark3681

Mikey ate an “O” and it was “GOOD”


22 posted on 05/06/2009 6:30:13 PM PDT by Signolife
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To: Kozak

A member of my church has a grandson named Gavin Otto Donnely.


23 posted on 05/06/2009 6:30:15 PM PDT by golfisnr1 (Democrats are like roaches - hard to get rid of.)
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To: farlander
Ya know this type of stuff just gives the liberals more ammo to make fun and denigrate people of faith.

Maybe, but they have Barney Frank. No scorched sausage is going to beat that.

24 posted on 05/06/2009 6:38:13 PM PDT by OpeEdMunkey (We seem to have reached a critical mass of stupid people.)
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To: Alex Murphy

This is not news to me. I have always found salami to be divine.


25 posted on 05/06/2009 6:45:57 PM PDT by Winstons Julia
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To: golfisnr1
A member of my church has a grandson named Gavin Otto Donnely

holy cow....someone is out there eating his salami!!! (or at least frying it up in a pan...)

26 posted on 05/06/2009 6:48:36 PM PDT by ZinGirl
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To: Alex Murphy

More proof that the one true GOD can’t be a muslim!! LOL


27 posted on 05/06/2009 6:51:04 PM PDT by jakerobins
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To: Alex Murphy

It means nothing. If it did it would be in Hebrew.


28 posted on 05/06/2009 7:01:44 PM PDT by Zionist Conspirator (Vaydabber Mosheh 'et-mo`adei HaShem 'el-Benei Yisra'el.)
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To: Revolting cat!

“Sorry, but that says: Goo”

Which is what was probably in the bottom of the skillet.


29 posted on 05/06/2009 7:07:30 PM PDT by Peter Horry (Never were abilities so much below mediocrity so well rewarded - John Randolph)
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Teller: What does this say?
Virgil: Uh, can’t you read that?
Teller: I can’t read this. What is this? “Abt natural”?
Virgil: No it just reads, “Please put $50 thousand into this bag. Act natural.”
Virgil: (pointing to the note) “I, uh, am pointing a gun at you.”
Teller: That looks like “gub”, it doesn’t look like “gun”. No, it’s “gub”. That’s a B.
Virgil: No you see, it’s an N … G-U-N.
Teller: George, would you step over here a moment please.
Teller: What does this say?
George: “Please put $50 thousand into this bag and … abt” — What’s “abt”?
Teller: “Act”. Does this look like “gub” or “gun”?
George: “Gun”. But what’s “abt” mean?
Teller: It’s “act” … A- C-T, act. Please put $50 thousand into this bag. Act natural.
George: Oh, I see, this is a hold up.
Virgil: Yes.
30 posted on 05/06/2009 7:34:14 PM PDT by Alex Murphy (Presbyterians often forget that John Knox had been a Sunday bowler.)
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To: Alex Murphy

If the Bible cannot convince you of God, yet frying salami is the sign that seals the deal for you, I think you’re swimming in the shallow waters of faith.


31 posted on 05/06/2009 7:47:42 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
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To: Secret Agent Man

LOL; Secret Agent Man; you’re on a roll tonight ;)!


32 posted on 05/06/2009 7:58:38 PM PDT by JSDude1 (DHS, FBI, FEMA, etc have been bad little boys. They need to be spanked and sent to timeout!)
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To: OpeEdMunkey

True.


33 posted on 05/06/2009 8:38:46 PM PDT by farlander (Sic Semper Tyrannis)
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To: Alex Murphy; Revolting cat!

Keep slicing. It says “GOOGLE SUCKS”.

Ouijisalami.


34 posted on 05/07/2009 7:24:53 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (If Liberals are so upset over torture, why did they mock John McCains stiff arms during the campaign)
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To: farlander

Duh. There’s plenty of other stories that they choose not to run.

And some of those “I see God in...” ebay auctions are by postmodern twentysomething jerks. Not Christian believers at all.


35 posted on 05/07/2009 7:26:07 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (If Liberals are so upset over torture, why did they mock John McCains stiff arms during the campaign)
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To: Alex Murphy

Quick - HIDE IT! ;-P


36 posted on 05/07/2009 7:26:41 AM PDT by MortMan (Power without responsibility-the prerogative of the harlot throughout the ages. - Rudyard Kipling)
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To: Drango

What was Jesus doing in your taco shell?!?


37 posted on 05/07/2009 7:27:56 AM PDT by MortMan (Power without responsibility-the prerogative of the harlot throughout the ages. - Rudyard Kipling)
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To: Alex Murphy

Looks more like it’s spelling “Goo”.


38 posted on 05/07/2009 7:28:50 AM PDT by dfwgator (1996 2006 2008 - Good Things Come in Threes)
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To: Revolting cat!
That's not a G, it's an @ symbol, that spells @oo.

So maybe it's code for God is looking at you.

Ron Howard should pay me a few million to write the plot for his next movie.......

39 posted on 05/07/2009 7:32:16 AM PDT by Brett66 (Where government advances, and it advances relentlessly , freedom is imperiled -Janice Rogers Brown)
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To: Alex Murphy

Somebody probably bet that if they wrote the letters on a Salami, they could trick some TV station into reporting it.

Looks like they won the bet.


40 posted on 05/07/2009 7:33:15 AM PDT by dfwgator (1996 2006 2008 - Good Things Come in Threes)
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