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Posted on 08/18/2009 7:20:37 AM PDT by Alex Murphy
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"There aren't enough Americans willing to sit in the prayer tower and take calls anymore," says a prayer coordinator at a major ministry which jobbed out its prayer lines last year.
To: Alex Murphy
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posted on
08/18/2009 7:22:05 AM PDT
by
pikachu
(Be alert! We need more lerts!)
To: Alex Murphy
Why don’t people just ask friends to pray for them? I don’t think God hears you better because you get some stranger on a phone to pray. Sheesh.
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posted on
08/18/2009 7:22:51 AM PDT
by
brytlea
(Jesus loves me, this I know.)
To: Alex Murphy
all the gods would bless her mightily.
I am a Christian, but I find this hilarious.
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posted on
08/18/2009 7:22:55 AM PDT
by
brwnsuga
(Proud, BLACK, Beautiful, Conservative!!!)
To: Alex Murphy
I am going to need you to get your Bible and reinstall your faith. < /thick Indian accent>
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posted on
08/18/2009 7:24:11 AM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
("I can run wild for six months ...after that, I have no expectation of success" - Admiral Obama-moto)
To: brwnsuga
“Go to the windoooooooooow.”
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posted on
08/18/2009 7:24:29 AM PDT
by
massgopguy
(I owe everything to George Bailey)
To: Alex Murphy
What is it, that people expect from a commercial prayer line?
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posted on
08/18/2009 7:24:32 AM PDT
by
stuartcr
(When silence speaks, it speaks only to those that have already decided what they want to hear.)
To: Alex Murphy
“The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much.”
The “pray-for-pay” of a devout Hindu in an Indian call center, maybe not-so-much.
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posted on
08/18/2009 7:25:15 AM PDT
by
Nervous Tick
(Stop dissing drunken sailors! At least they spend their OWN money.)
To: brwnsuga
Perhaps that is what the prayer line person believes, and to her, it was the same as what the caller wanted?
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posted on
08/18/2009 7:26:19 AM PDT
by
stuartcr
(When silence speaks, it speaks only to those that have already decided what they want to hear.)
To: Alex Murphy
At his Sprint job he would have to "run around the block and maybe pull the head off a stray chicken" to settle down every night because of the stress he felt serving demanding U.S. customers.Hmmmm....
As a Sprint customer who is equally upset with Sprint service, maybe I should try that.
Anybody seen any stray chickens lately?
To: KarlInOhio
>> I am going to need you to get your Bible and reinstall your faith. < /thick Indian accent>
ROFL! Made my morning, that one did.
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posted on
08/18/2009 7:26:33 AM PDT
by
Nervous Tick
(Stop dissing drunken sailors! At least they spend their OWN money.)
To: Alex Murphy
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posted on
08/18/2009 7:27:39 AM PDT
by
jjm2111
To: Vor Lady
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I’m-not-sure-if-this-is-satire-or-not-ping.
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posted on
08/18/2009 7:27:42 AM PDT
by
LongElegantLegs
(It takes a viking to raze a village!)
To: jjm2111
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posted on
08/18/2009 7:27:52 AM PDT
by
jjm2111
To: Responsibility2nd; Slings and Arrows
Yes - actually - I AM pinging you to a Religion Thread.
To: Responsibility2nd
>> Anybody seen any stray chickens lately?
You can make your own, with a pair of wire cutters.
Watch out for Farmer John.
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posted on
08/18/2009 7:28:06 AM PDT
by
Nervous Tick
(Stop dissing drunken sailors! At least they spend their OWN money.)
To: Alex Murphy
At his Sprint job he would have to "run around the block and maybe pull the head off a stray chicken" to settle down every night because of the stress he felt serving demanding U.S. customers. But the prayer center job is more relaxed.Haha awesome. I love that people think this is a serious story.
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posted on
08/18/2009 7:28:47 AM PDT
by
xjcsa
(And these three remain: change, hope and government. But the greatest of these is government.)
To: Alex Murphy
Next you are going to tell me that the Prayer Cloth I just bought from Robert Tilton was made in a Chinese sweat shop!
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posted on
08/18/2009 7:29:36 AM PDT
by
earlJam
To: Responsibility2nd
There are plenty of them in Key West.
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posted on
08/18/2009 7:30:48 AM PDT
by
Barb4Bush
(God help us all!)
To: Alex Murphy
Not properly trained?
It would seem to me that being baptized in any Christian denomination would be the first part of the training.
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posted on
08/18/2009 7:32:15 AM PDT
by
Kansas58
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