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Outsourced prayer lines confuse callers
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Posted on 12/18/2012 6:27:38 PM PST by Gamecock

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1 posted on 12/18/2012 6:27:42 PM PST by Gamecock
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To: HarleyD; Alex Murphy

I knew it!!!


2 posted on 12/18/2012 6:28:48 PM PST by Gamecock ( If we distort the gospel, that distortion will influence and affect everything else that we believe)
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To: Larry Lucido; F15Eagle

But the wedding deals are great.


3 posted on 12/18/2012 6:29:54 PM PST by Gamecock ( If we distort the gospel, that distortion will influence and affect everything else that we believe)
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To: Gamecock

They could probably outsource phone sex lines with no problem.


4 posted on 12/18/2012 6:30:09 PM PST by E. Pluribus Unum ("The more numerous the laws, the more corrupt the state." - Cornelius Tacitus, Roman Senator)
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To: Gamecock

Oh, lolsville.


5 posted on 12/18/2012 6:30:56 PM PST by HiTech RedNeck (How long before all this "fairness" kills everybody, even the poor it was supposed to help???)
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To: Gamecock

This ought to be entertaining...


6 posted on 12/18/2012 6:30:56 PM PST by stormer
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To: stormer

oh butt out, this isn’t for atheists.


7 posted on 12/18/2012 6:31:49 PM PST by HiTech RedNeck (How long before all this "fairness" kills everybody, even the poor it was supposed to help???)
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To: Gamecock

Hello this is Father Peggy. . . .


9 posted on 12/18/2012 6:33:57 PM PST by kaehurowing
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To: Gamecock

ROFLMAO!!!!

“Elloe! Owe R you DoinG! Wude you like to make a prayer tonite, mmm? I am Bill and I will be praying to our gods for you.”


10 posted on 12/18/2012 6:35:34 PM PST by Tenacious 1 (The Click-&-Paste Media exists & works in Utopia, riding unicorns & sniffing pixy dust.)
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To: Gamecock

““There aren’t enough Americans willing to sit in the prayer tower and take calls anymore,” “

For $2/hour he means.


11 posted on 12/18/2012 6:38:16 PM PST by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: DeepInTheHeartOfTexas

GROOOOOOOOAN!


12 posted on 12/18/2012 6:39:37 PM PST by HiTech RedNeck (How long before all this "fairness" kills everybody, even the poor it was supposed to help???)
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To: Gamecock
At his Sprint job he would have to “run around the block and maybe pull the head off a stray chicken” to settle down every night because of the stress he felt serving demanding U.S. customers.

Who wrote this stuff? LOL!!! Bwaaa haaa! I can't stop laughing. Hindus answering Christian prayer lines....LOL!

What's the number? I'm calling tonight. I'm going to have them sacrifice a cow for me!!!!!

13 posted on 12/18/2012 6:40:08 PM PST by Tenacious 1 (The Click-&-Paste Media exists & works in Utopia, riding unicorns & sniffing pixy dust.)
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To: Tenacious 1

It’s satire!


14 posted on 12/18/2012 6:42:16 PM PST by HiTech RedNeck (How long before all this "fairness" kills everybody, even the poor it was supposed to help???)
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To: DeepInTheHeartOfTexas
I called a suicide hotline the other day.

The guy on the other end got all excited, asked me if I knew how to drive a truck??????

I am very glad you got through it. I'm not sure how the truck bit helped. But it must have worked. I'm going to use that the next time I get a call from someone contemplating suicide. God Bless and be with you.

15 posted on 12/18/2012 6:43:06 PM PST by Tenacious 1 (The Click-&-Paste Media exists & works in Utopia, riding unicorns & sniffing pixy dust.)
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To: Gamecock

God works in mysterious ways!


16 posted on 12/18/2012 6:43:20 PM PST by fattigermaster
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To: HiTech RedNeck
It’s satire!

...And it's STILL funny.

17 posted on 12/18/2012 6:44:59 PM PST by Tenacious 1 (The Click-&-Paste Media exists & works in Utopia, riding unicorns & sniffing pixy dust.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Dial-a-prayer non-ping.


18 posted on 12/18/2012 6:46:02 PM PST by Squawk 8888 (True North- Strong Leader, Strong Dollar, Strong and Free!)
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To: Gamecock; a fool in paradise; Slings and Arrows
Holy Cows!


19 posted on 12/18/2012 6:47:23 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: Tenacious 1

Think now.

What if the hotline got outsourced to Iran?


20 posted on 12/18/2012 6:49:00 PM PST by HiTech RedNeck (How long before all this "fairness" kills everybody, even the poor it was supposed to help???)
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