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Book reveals Tom Cruise's Scientology mission: Defeat the aliens
Examiner ^
| 13 January 2013
| Michael Santo
Posted on 01/16/2013 2:01:51 AM PST by Cronos
..The new book, "Going Clear: Scientology, Hollywood, and the Prison of Belief," describes Tom Cruise's life in Scientology. Much of it is probably obvious to people with knowledge of the controversial organization: Cruise has signed a billion year contract with Scientology, and like all members, has the ultimate goal of protecting humanity from aliens living in our bodies, aliens who are bent on destroying us and Earth.
It's all good, though: Scientology and its practices gives Cruise the ability to "go clear," which means he will be "free of the influence of engrams, unwanted emotions or painful traumas not readily available to the conscious mind." Without Clear, naturally, Cruise wouldn't be much use fighting against those aliens.
..Currently, it's believed that Cruise ranks no. 3 in the organization, behind only the organization's founder, the late L. Ron Hubbard (LRH), and no. 2 David Miscavige who goes by COB, for Chairman of the Board of the Religious Technology Center.
(Excerpt) Read more at examiner.com ...
TOPICS: Other non-Christian; Theology
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Hubbard's book "Dianetics," published in 1950, spent 28 weeks on The New York Times best-seller list and became the philosophical basis of the Church of Scientology, which he established four years later. According to its creation myth an intergalactic despot named Xenu brought billions of his people to Earth 75 million years ago and killed them using hydrogen bombs; their souls encumber Earth's inhabitants today, and only Scientology can liberate us.
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posted on
01/16/2013 2:02:01 AM PST
by
Cronos
To: Cronos
"..aliens.....ooooookay"
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posted on
01/16/2013 2:07:36 AM PST
by
Doogle
(USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
To: Cronos
Scientology can only liberate you....if you have cash. Otherwise, you will remain held by the evil over-under-doers.
To: Cronos
“Dianetics” was a gazillion page ad for scientology that stupid people paid to read...and the philosophy was just as old as the book was long, i.e. “There’s a sucker born every minute.”
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posted on
01/16/2013 2:33:44 AM PST
by
MestaMachine
(Sometimes the smartest man in the room is standing in the midst of imbeciles.)
To: Cronos
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posted on
01/16/2013 2:36:13 AM PST
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
To: pepsionice
Scientology can only liberate you....from your cash.
Fixed that for you.
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posted on
01/16/2013 3:10:14 AM PST
by
AnAmericanAbroad
(It's all bread and circuses for the future prey of the Morlocks.)
To: Cronos
What makes Hollyweirdos so pathetically idiotic? Do you think the place makes them crazy? Or do you think you have to ALREADY be crazy to be successful there? Maybe the easiest way to be good in front of a camera is to literally be so stupid that you NEED writers to tell you who you are.
Really Tom? Xenu? Naaaw, man. The Great Pumpkin gobbled him up like figgy pudding on Christmas morning. I'm as clear as a bell, baby.
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posted on
01/16/2013 3:37:13 AM PST
by
Casie
(Chuck Norris 2016)
To: Cronos
I'm free of aliens, and I didn't have to spend a penny.
Take that, Xenu!
To: Casie
it's that we give them too much importance
They are actors, not heroes
Too much importance and too much money -- who cares what Sean Penn thinks of politics -- he's not the greatest mind out there....
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posted on
01/16/2013 4:09:48 AM PST
by
Cronos
(Middle English prest, priest, Old English pruost, Late Latin presbyter, Latin presbuteros)
To: Cronos
Yes, I wholeheartedly endorse TC’s life long mission.
Maybe that will shut him up on the crazies earthly, esp in the US.
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posted on
01/16/2013 4:38:11 AM PST
by
Sir Napsalot
(Pravda + Useful Idiots = CCCP; JournOList + Useful Idiots = DopeyChangey!)
To: Cronos
“has the ultimate goal of protecting humanity from aliens living in our bodies”
I wonder if The Holy Spirit is considered an alien being?
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posted on
01/16/2013 4:51:12 AM PST
by
WKB
( Remember "Bush Lied and People Died" Now it's "People died and Obama Lied")
To: Cronos
The interesting thing to me about Scientology is that it fits in with end time prophecies in the bible. Maybe not perfectly, but close.
Specifically, alien invasion/abduction/visitation will be somehow the explanation to the world why 250 million people suddenly vanished.
Just a thought.
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posted on
01/16/2013 4:57:15 AM PST
by
Safrguns
To: Cronos
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posted on
01/16/2013 5:50:54 AM PST
by
RetSignman
(The fastest way to get ignored by a politcian...vote one into office.)
To: Cronos
I was asked to sign a billion year contract with Scientology.
Unfortunately I have a vacation booked for August, 11,283 AD, so I had to decline. Did I luck out??
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posted on
01/16/2013 6:46:26 AM PST
by
Notary Sojac
(Ut veniant omnes)
To: Cronos
I was asked to sign a billion year contract with Scientology.
Unfortunately I have a vacation booked for August, 11,283 AD, so I had to decline. Did I luck out??
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posted on
01/16/2013 6:48:53 AM PST
by
Notary Sojac
(Ut veniant omnes)
To: Cronos
Mr. Cruise, your next vital mission is to destroy David Bowie, a man known to be in full cooperation with aliens, and may well BE an alien.
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posted on
01/16/2013 8:56:25 AM PST
by
Dr. Sivana
("C'est la vie" say the old folks, it goes to show you never can tell. -- Chuck Berry)
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