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The Doom Bros. 8 Signs of The Apocalypse (Very Funny!)
NC Register ^ | April 12, 2013 | PAT ARCHBOLD

Posted on 04/12/2013 3:41:00 PM PDT by NYer

Rectum? It Darn Near Killed Him!


A man in China's southeastern Guangdong province admitted himself to a local hospital after he reportedly got a live eel stuck inside him.

Artist Rendition


Not gonna say why or how, let's say it wasn't an accident.  The report does not indicate whether it was consensual or if the eel was electric.

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Gates of Hell Prevail?


So the gates of hell have prevailed all these years. Scientists have discovered the legendary gates of hell in Turkey.


When they find the actual gates of Hell, I am left with two questions. Why would you go look for it in the first place and what will you do with it when you find it. I can't think of good answers to either question.

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Subterranean Killer Robots


Because our doom cannot come fast enough, some nerds decided it is a good idea to teach robots to swim through sand like lizards.  I saw Tremors and this doesn't end well.


On the upside, we could send these things down the gates of hell and see what happens.  Or if not that, perhaps that guy in China with the eel BFF might be interested.

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See, this is what happens when you turn vampires from soul sucking death machines into misunderstood teens with existential angst.  Vampires become teachers.


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TOPICS: Catholic; General Discusssion; Humor
KEYWORDS: apocalypse; endtimes

1 posted on 04/12/2013 3:41:00 PM PDT by NYer
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To: netmilsmom; thefrankbaum; Tax-chick; GregB; saradippity; Berlin_Freeper; Litany; SumProVita; ...
Check out the others ... especially this one ...


The 3 headed cobra

Ping!

2 posted on 04/12/2013 3:42:15 PM PDT by NYer (Beware the man of a single book - St. Thomas Aquinas)
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Norway teacher fired for bringing vial of her blood to class, letting children taste it

Eeeeeewwwwwwww!

That is just nasty.

3 posted on 04/12/2013 3:47:17 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Promotional Fee Paid for by "Ouchies" The Sharp, Prickly Toy You Bathe With!)
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Just googled it and the cobra is fake


4 posted on 04/12/2013 3:51:48 PM PDT by Chipper (You can't kill an Obamazombie by destroying the brain...they didn't have one to begin with.)
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Just googled it and the cobra is fake

It's a better photoshop than Obama's birth certificate(s).
5 posted on 04/12/2013 4:00:28 PM PDT by TomGuy
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Somewhat less funny, actually rather disturbing, is not that Obama is the antichrist. If he is, he is the lamest antichrist ever. But what is disturbing is that many of his followers *want* him to be the antichrist.

That is disturbing on any number of levels. Because extrapolated from that is that they want apocalypse and annihilation. And not just for themselves, but for everyone.

And while people are too insignificant to actually bring about an apocalypse; they have proven themselves more than capable at making a serious effort at it. Dr. Eric R. Pianka, for example, enthused a whole room of scientists-Obama supporters with his idea of a worldwide plague that would kill 9 out of 10 people on Earth.

Yes, there are many insane psychopaths in the world, but these were people who might someday actually have access to deadly pathogens. And who have expressed appreciation for the idea of the near extermination of mankind.


6 posted on 04/12/2013 4:18:06 PM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy (Best WoT news at rantburg.com)
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7 posted on 04/12/2013 4:20:14 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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But this Cobra is real!


8 posted on 04/12/2013 4:27:08 PM PDT by F15Eagle (1Jn4:15;5:4-5,11-13;Mt27:50-54;Mk15:33-34;Jn3:17-18,6:69,11:25,14:6,20:31;Ro10:8-11;1Tm2:5-6;Ti3:4-7)
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Hahahahaha!!!


9 posted on 04/12/2013 4:44:27 PM PDT by MeganC (You can take my gun when you can grab it with your cold, dead fingers.)
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OH NOES LOCUSTS IN EGYPT WHO WOULDA THOUGHT!!! lol.

If they have human features, then I’ll start to poo pants.


10 posted on 04/12/2013 4:53:40 PM PDT by FreedomStar3028
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Freepers, your Contributions make every difference!
Please keep ‘em coming! Thank you all very much!

11 posted on 04/12/2013 4:55:49 PM PDT by RedMDer (May we always be happy and may our enemies always know it. - Sarah Palin, 10-18-2010)
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I have nodong!


12 posted on 04/12/2013 5:21:35 PM PDT by loungitude (The truth hurts.)
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13 posted on 04/12/2013 5:28:49 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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"A man in China's southeastern Guangdong province admitted himself to a local hospital after he reportedly got a live eel stuck inside him.   Not gonna say why or how, let's say it wasn't an accident. The report does not indicate whether it was consensual or if the eel was electric."

Did that man by any chance express any kind of interest in redefining the definition of marriage to expand it to include eels and men (in the interest of fairness)?

14 posted on 04/12/2013 6:13:19 PM PDT by Heart-Rest ("God is Love" 1 John 4:8)
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Well, it beats most of North Korea’s photoshopping....


15 posted on 07/02/2013 7:33:23 AM PDT by dangus (Poverty cannot be eradicated as long as the poor remain dependent on the state - Pope Francis)
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