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[SATIRE] Vatican: Priests can’t marry, but they can date
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Posted on 11/21/2013 4:31:08 PM PST by Gamecock
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To: Gamecock
Funny, it’s so hard today to know satire when you see it. I, for a second thought it was real.
People that are offended need to chill out.
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posted on
11/21/2013 4:42:46 PM PST
by
Fzob
(Jesus + anything = nothing, Jesus + nothing = everything)
To: dangus
Our high school CATHOLIC chaplain left the order and married a nun.
Our local priest had a "friend" for many years.
To: Gamecock
We will have Nun of this or Nun of that.
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posted on
11/21/2013 4:43:40 PM PST
by
bmwcyle
(People who do not study history are destine to believe really ignorant statements.)
To: Ann Archy
The article is, most likely, satire. However, my cousin has lived in Italy since the mid-’70s and you don’t even want to know what a priest told him they do. The goof in this article is mild; trust me.
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posted on
11/21/2013 4:44:09 PM PST
by
MayflowerMadam
("If you think healthcare is expensive now, just wait until it's free." P.J. O'Rourke)
To: dangus
LarkNews authors apparently confuse satire with just saying untrue things. If Lark News was a math site, Ya remember a couple weeks ago when there was some chatter that the new Pope might allow priests to marry?
The Lark News article feeds into that.
Don't blame me if you don't have a sense of humor.
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posted on
11/21/2013 4:46:24 PM PST
by
Gamecock
(If you like your constitution, you can keep your constitution. Period. (M.S.))
To: dadfly
Just another day on Free Republic!
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posted on
11/21/2013 4:47:24 PM PST
by
Gamecock
(If you like your constitution, you can keep your constitution. Period. (M.S.))
To: Fzob
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posted on
11/21/2013 4:47:49 PM PST
by
Gamecock
(If you like your constitution, you can keep your constitution. Period. (M.S.))
To: Fzob
yah. for a second, me too. you get so shell shocked by the constant drum beat of disappointing news.
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posted on
11/21/2013 4:48:14 PM PST
by
dadfly
To: Gamecock
You know the old joke; they can date nuns so long as they don’t get into the habit.
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posted on
11/21/2013 4:48:49 PM PST
by
muir_redwoods
(Don't fire until you see the blue of their helmets)
To: Gamecock
No one has a sense of humor. Don't feel bad.
I was roundly cussed by a couple of fellow Catholics with the penultimate EoTT piece I posted.
My advice to everybody is:
(I'm sure you know the words)
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posted on
11/21/2013 4:49:04 PM PST
by
markomalley
(Nothing emboldens the wicked so greatly as the lack of courage on the part of the good -- Leo XIII)
To: Gamecock
Sense of any sort it seems.
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posted on
11/21/2013 4:49:48 PM PST
by
count-your-change
(you don't have to be brilliant, not being stupid is enough)
To: Gamecock
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posted on
11/21/2013 4:49:59 PM PST
by
Venturer
(Keep Obama and you aint seen nothing yet.)
To: Gamecock
No one has a sense of humor.Welcome to my life.
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posted on
11/21/2013 4:54:40 PM PST
by
Alex Murphy
("the defacto Leader of the FR Calvinist Protestant Brigades")
To: Venturer
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posted on
11/21/2013 4:57:05 PM PST
by
Gamecock
(If you like your constitution, you can keep your constitution. Period. (M.S.))
To: Alex Murphy; Gamecock
Well, you both know what to do about this: MORE COW BELL!! And if they STILL won’t laugh, make ‘em cry: pictures of Helen Thomas. You’ll have them in the palm of your hands shortly.:)
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posted on
11/21/2013 4:58:01 PM PST
by
smvoice
(HELP! I'm trapped inside this body and I can't get out!)
To: Gamecock
Backs up the old story: No one gets nun but the priest!!
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posted on
11/21/2013 5:01:29 PM PST
by
dalereed
To: Gamecock
To: MayflowerMadam
Two guys enter a singles bar and as they’re checking out the gals, one says to the other,
“Remember now, we tell them we’re priests. That ALWAYS works!”
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posted on
11/21/2013 5:12:35 PM PST
by
elcid1970
("In the modern world, Muslims are living fossils.")
To: Ann Archy; Gamecock
I reported you for being a quart low on humor fluid. Get over yourself.
To: Gamecock
If they make out, do they have to show contrition afterwards?
(Yes, this IS funny.)
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posted on
11/21/2013 5:33:50 PM PST
by
arderkrag
(An Unreconstructed Georgian, STANDING WITH RAND.)
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