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US pastor gives 'one-minute sermon' to catch 49ers football game
telegraph.co ^ | 14 Jan 2014

Posted on 01/14/2014 6:33:59 AM PST by Gamecock

Pastor Tim Christensen of Gold Hill Lutheran Church in Montana was put in a difficult situation on Sunday morning.

...49ers fan Pastor Christensen decided to perform a one-minute service then rush out to catch the game on television.

"Would you all like to be forgiven for your sins? OK, that's great. You are," before adding "there's some bread and some wine up here on the table. Feel free to help yourself if you'd like to."

Opening up his vestment to reveal a 49ers T-shirt, the pastor then shouts, "I'm out of here".

(Excerpt) Read more at telegraph.co.uk ...


TOPICS: General Discusssion
KEYWORDS: elca; nfl; pastor; satire
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To: Gamecock

Prison chaplain.


21 posted on 01/14/2014 7:02:35 AM PST by Third Person
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To: Blackyce

I see that it was a joke, nevermind.


22 posted on 01/14/2014 7:03:21 AM PST by Blackyce (French President Jacques Chirac: "As far as I'm concerned, war alwaysmeans failure.")
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To: Gamecock

Things of the world are more important than things of God?


23 posted on 01/14/2014 7:08:05 AM PST by Salvation ("With God all things are possible." Matthew 19:26)
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To: Gamecock

Just saw the the satire tag.


24 posted on 01/14/2014 7:09:26 AM PST by Salvation ("With God all things are possible." Matthew 19:26)
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To: Gamecock

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25 posted on 01/14/2014 7:10:52 AM PST by Salvation ("With God all things are possible." Matthew 19:26)
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To: Salvation

It’s not satire, but misreporting by the original site.

I still think it is tacky that he would even do something like this as a joke.


26 posted on 01/14/2014 7:17:08 AM PST by Gamecock (Celebrating 20,000 posts of dubious quality.)
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To: Gamecock

I remember seeing a church on I-35 between Temple and Dallas that advertised a 30 minute service, “for those who are too busy to give God an hour”...


27 posted on 01/14/2014 7:21:55 AM PST by Resolute Conservative
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To: Gamecock

It was probably still 45 seconds too long —


28 posted on 01/14/2014 7:31:25 AM PST by Uncle Chip
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To: Gamecock

We all have our priorities, eh?

(shame he didn’t know we now have the technology to let him tape his football fame...)


29 posted on 01/14/2014 7:34:32 AM PST by faithhopecharity
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To: Gamecock
He went on to conduct the full 1 hour service, or so he says.

Later in the day, iirc.

30 posted on 01/14/2014 8:45:37 AM PST by xzins ( Retired Army Chaplain and Proud of It! Those who truly support our troops pray for victory!)
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To: Gamecock

If he observed God’s biblical calendar and not the world’s calendar, last Gregorian day sunday was a work day(actually the 2nd day of the 2nd work week in God’s 10th month).
The tenth of January (friday) was the Sabbath..and the 17th(next friday) on the world’s calendar will be the next Sabbath.
That sun and moon combined were used before smart phones and wall calendars... seemed to work in the wilderness with no barley harvest too...


31 posted on 01/14/2014 9:20:10 AM PST by delchiante
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To: deport
One Mintue video of the prank>/i>

That was funny!

Some people need to lighten up.

32 posted on 01/14/2014 9:28:43 AM PST by Drew68
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To: Gamecock

Jesus and I love the 49ers.


33 posted on 01/14/2014 9:57:51 AM PST by Rannug
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To: Gamecock

The Lutheran Satire said about this incident: “But, at the same time, this is literally the 3,497th least offensive thing that happened in an ELCA congregation last Sunday:-)”

Sad but true.


34 posted on 01/14/2014 6:28:26 PM PST by ReformationFan
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