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Irresistable Grace (Calvinist humor)
Posted on 01/17/2014 10:17:41 AM PST by dangus
TOPICS: Humor; Religion & Culture
KEYWORDS: catholic
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Most perfume ads are utter depravity, but not this one!:
Enjoy the fragrance of TULIP! The perseverance of the scents will beguile you!
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posted on
01/17/2014 10:17:41 AM PST
by
dangus
To: dangus
May the scents protect us...
Actually, I've got that grace stuff all over me all the time. Best stuff going...:)
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posted on
01/17/2014 10:20:48 AM PST
by
PapaNew
To: dangus
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posted on
01/17/2014 10:30:55 AM PST
by
MeshugeMikey
(This Message NOT Approved By The N.S.A.)
To: dangus
CALVINIST BASHING!!!!!
Just kidding. That’s pretty funny.
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posted on
01/17/2014 10:34:53 AM PST
by
Gamecock
(Celebrating 20,000 posts of dubious quality.)
To: dangus
Enjoy the fragrance of TULIP! So you imagine a god who created beings - by no fault of their own - to suffer the torments of hell for all eternity.
God chooses whomever he pleases and passes over the rest. That is an evil god.
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posted on
01/17/2014 10:37:13 AM PST
by
FatherofFive
(Islam is evil and must be eradicated)
To: dangus
But that is very funny and clever.
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posted on
01/17/2014 10:38:47 AM PST
by
FatherofFive
(Islam is evil and must be eradicated)
To: FatherofFive
So you imagine a god who created beings - by no fault of their own - to suffer the torments of hell for all eternity.No. We are ALL sinful and worthy of hell. You've gotten angry with someone? That is a sin. Looked lustfully at someone? Sin. Lied? Sin. As God's justice demands punishment, THAT is why we need a Saviour! In His mercy, He sent JESUS to die in our stead; THAT is His mercy!
To: dangus
To: A Formerly Proud Canadian
You've gotten angry with someone? That is a sin. No, it's not
Looked lustfully at someone? Sin.
Yes, it is
Lied? Sin.
Yes, it is
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posted on
01/17/2014 10:49:08 AM PST
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: FatherofFive
by no fault of their own
Methinks you have your anthropology wrong....
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posted on
01/17/2014 10:50:37 AM PST
by
armydoc
To: Gamecock
I think it is evidence of Theology Envy. . . . :)
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posted on
01/17/2014 10:54:12 AM PST
by
RatRipper
(The political left are utterly evil and corrupt)
To: FatherofFive
If you design your own universe and then implement your design, you’ll have to decide who is good and who is evil.
You can design it so that everyone goes to heaven, even the most evil people.
Then there really would be no difference between good and evil in your universe.
In any case, your design will be a reflection of you.
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posted on
01/17/2014 11:00:17 AM PST
by
PieterCasparzen
(We have to fix things ourselves)
To: RatRipper
Don’t read any satire into it; it’s pure pun and wordplay.
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posted on
01/17/2014 11:01:23 AM PST
by
dangus
To: ShadowAce
You've gotten angry with someone? That is a sin.No, it's not
Matthew 5:22 But I tell you that anyone who is angry with a brother or sister will be subject to judgment. Again, anyone who says to a brother or sister, 'Raca,' is answerable to the court. And anyone who says, 'You fool!' will be in danger of the fire of hell.
To: dangus
I was just havin’ a little fun too
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posted on
01/17/2014 11:03:42 AM PST
by
RatRipper
(The political left are utterly evil and corrupt)
To: A Formerly Proud Canadian
Hmm—So Jesus wasn’t sinless after all since he was pretty angry as He cleared out the temple (John 2).
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posted on
01/17/2014 11:05:27 AM PST
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: dangus
Do I see by your posts that you are a Roman Catholic ?
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posted on
01/17/2014 11:06:31 AM PST
by
PieterCasparzen
(We have to fix things ourselves)
To: A Formerly Proud Canadian
Ephesians 4 got it wrong also.
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posted on
01/17/2014 11:06:42 AM PST
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: armydoc
Precisely. A common misreading of Calvin jumps from omniscience to predestination without so much as a breath. They are not the same. God cannot be surprised but He can be disobeyed.
Knowing (precognition of) the choice you will make does not make Him happy with your choice. It remains, however, your choice.
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posted on
01/17/2014 11:09:52 AM PST
by
Louis Foxwell
(This is a wake up call. Join the Sultan Knish ping list.)
To: A Formerly Proud Canadian
“With someone” (your words) does not equal “brother or sister” (Scripture).
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posted on
01/17/2014 11:10:33 AM PST
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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