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The Ten Commandments According to Francis
Mahhound's Paradise ^ | November 25, 2016 | Manhound

Posted on 11/25/2016 5:10:06 PM PST by ebb tide

I have obtained a draft version. Sources tell me that the New Decalogue will be promulgated soon after the four cardinals are beheaded.

1. I am the LORD your Pope: you shall not heed strange Popes before me.

2. You shall not take Yes or No questions to me.

3. Remember the late 1960's and keep them holy.

4. Please report dissident relatives to the proper authorities.

5. You shall not discard that which can be re-used.

6. Life is complicated.

7. Let it go.

8 You shall bear false witness against your neighbor if it favors the progressive cause.

9. You want American cigarettes? You want woman? You want man?

10. The powers not expressly delegated to the Pope by this document are nevertheless reserved to him. See 1. By Francisco I with Victor Manuel Fernández, Feast of Che, anno Bergoglio 4.


TOPICS: Apologetics; Catholic; Moral Issues
KEYWORDS: francischurch; humor; satire

1 posted on 11/25/2016 5:10:06 PM PST by ebb tide
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To: ebb tide

Last pope.


2 posted on 11/25/2016 5:28:42 PM PST by FreedomStar3028 (Somebody has to step forward and do what is right because it is right, otherwise no one will follow.)
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To: ebb tide

It’s all over. I was reading three years ago that HUNDREDS of young priests in the bureaucracy, from all over the world, had already packed their bags and gone home. The atmosphere of oppression, suspicion, and rage had already become intolerable. (That’s one thing about the celibate priesthood—total unemployment is never a danger if one is not a miscreant.)

He will live awhile longer. The Four Cardinals will come out with their last word. The vindictive firings will continue. The elevation of sodomite liars to the College of Cardinals will continue.

Smiling and waving will continue, but in reality, the reign of Bergoglio is over. He has deceived those who want to be deceived, but he has hit the wall.


3 posted on 11/25/2016 5:30:39 PM PST by Arthur McGowan (https://youtu.be/IYUYya6bPGw)
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To: Arthur McGowan

Your post is confusing. What exactly is “all over”? The reign of Pope Francis? Or the Church itself? If Francis indeed has “hit the wall”, what then is going to happen?


4 posted on 11/25/2016 5:41:38 PM PST by utahagen
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To: utahagen

Bergoglio’s project has been to deceive millions. That’s where I think he has hit the wall. He has deceived everyone he was going to deceive. He has awakened the proverbial sleeping giant. The Four Cardinals have exposed him as the cowardly liar he is—and a heretic.

His papacy is over in the sense that, no matter how much he preaches, no matter how many humble cars he rides in, no matter how many of his enemies he fires and exiles, no matter how many trannies and abortionists he is photographed with, no matter how much he screams against carbon dioxide, he isn’t going to fool any new people.

He could conceivably be forced to go home to Buenos Aires—Cardinal Bergoglio—after the Four Cardinals issue their final word. But this will happen only if the Archbishops and Cardinals stop coming to meetings, the Swiss Guard stop guarding him, the cooks stop putting food on the table, and the lights and heat are shut off in his apartment. Not likely.

If he hangs on until death, or not, his papacy will consist of nothing but meetings with his puppet masters from the UN and EU, and waving and smiling from the Popemobile.


5 posted on 11/25/2016 6:05:43 PM PST by Arthur McGowan (https://youtu.be/IYUYya6bPGw)
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