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Disenfranchised Freeper been here 6 years 4 months 3 million hours, 12 days and a leap year
My highly evolved gray matter
| 12/31/04
| JoeSixPack1
Posted on 12/31/2004 7:26:52 AM PST by JoeSixPack1
I was once a loney freeper. A freeper without a "1", pleasently picking on user "Ash" daily, now I have a (one)"1". What did I win to become a 'one'?
Back in the days of Teddy Roosevelt, I signed on to FR. (May, 98.) Then somebody hit the wrong button and BOOFF! I was eliminated, disenfranchised, erased from memory. Gone, Capute!
Subsequently, posing as a lurker, I saw an old thread I had started from July, '98. I tried to post to it.
Nothing.
I tried again.
Nothing!
I emailed JimRob. He said my user ID was gone! Not banished, not erased, not booted,, just gone! The mystery is enough to make you cry! I was a "nothing". (Although after this post and with the kitties getting to me that could change)
So being the great and all mighty (JimRob), he gave me a new user ID, pretty much like the old one, except it had a "1".
Years went by. Then sign on dates became the thing to have. This is where I was disenfranchised. I had a 2000 user ID but signed on in '98. The earlier my sign-on date was i assumed the more intelligent I just had to be!
If that wasn't enough, down the road a new user signed on with my old user name and completely ruined my image!! On top of it all, that one old thread which had made me famous was deleted, so I have no proof
I'm doomed! I want a recount!!!! DUH! Call Jesse Jackson, Gloria Allred!! (Get me Ann Coulter's cell number!)
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Post in breaking news because it's so impo-tent!
To: JoeSixPack1
SOB...
That was the saddest story...ever told...
SOB....WEEP...
giggle...
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posted on
12/31/2004 7:28:11 AM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(Because I fly, I envy no (wo)man on earth. - Anon)
To: JoeSixPack1
So it's true what they say about you. :)
To: JoeSixPack1
Ancient sign-on members ping!
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posted on
12/31/2004 7:29:09 AM PST
by
AD from SpringBay
(We have the government we allow and deserve.)
To: Tijeras_Slim
Yes. It's true. But I fold it so it's not so easily detected. :-)
To: JoeSixPack1
"(Get me Ann Coulter's cell number!)"
You missed Christmas by a few days. Santa can't bring that until next year now.
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posted on
12/31/2004 7:29:58 AM PST
by
Bikers4Bush
(Flood waters rising, heading for more conservative ground. Vote for true conservatives!)
To: JoeSixPack1
POOR baby! I feel your pain!
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posted on
12/31/2004 7:29:59 AM PST
by
antivenom
("Never argue with an idiot, he'll bring you down to his level - then beat you with experience.")
To: JoeSixPack1
LOL ... from a another 1998 freeper.
Have a great new year
hawk
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posted on
12/31/2004 7:30:18 AM PST
by
hawkaw
To: JoeSixPack1
Help my I.D. was hijacked to the great byte bucket in the sky. Does any one know the url or the ip address?
Comment #10 Removed by Moderator
To: Lazmataz
See what you have caused. *snicker* ;^)
To: JoeSixPack1
It's always about you ain't it
Well, what about the rest of us ??
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posted on
12/31/2004 7:30:51 AM PST
by
Mo1
(Should be called Oil for Fraud and not Oil for Food)
To: JoeSixPack1
Yeah, but look at your new date. Independence Day!
To: JoeSixPack1
Yeah sure. Go back to DU, Newbie! ;-) Owl_Eagle
”Guns Before Butter.”
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posted on
12/31/2004 7:31:38 AM PST
by
End Times Sentinel
(Merry Christmas, Happy Hannuka, Funky Kwanza, and a Violent Eid!)
To: JoeSixPack1
This is hugh. I seriesly hope it never happens to me. Conspiracy Guy1 would be like a Scarlet Letter!
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posted on
12/31/2004 7:31:46 AM PST
by
Conspiracy Guy
(Pray for the millions of lives disrupted by tsunami.)
To: JoeSixPack1
You probably weren't Logged In.
Or something.
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posted on
12/31/2004 7:32:19 AM PST
by
TonyInOhio
("May they go to hell!" the soldiers shouted, and Allawi replied: "To hell they will go.")
To: JoeSixPack1
Never trust a freeper who has a number after their name.
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posted on
12/31/2004 7:32:22 AM PST
by
elfman2
To: JoeSixPack1
I have been here for 6 months and 2 days now... Gov. Dean Impersonation YEAAARRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Sorry couldnt resist...
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posted on
12/31/2004 7:32:29 AM PST
by
MikefromOhio
(10 days until I can leave Iraq and stop selling hot dogs in Baghdad....and boycotting boycotts)
To: JoeSixPack1
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posted on
12/31/2004 7:32:43 AM PST
by
TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig
(You can turn your head away from the Berg video and still hear Al Queda's calls to prayer.)
To: JoeSixPack1
That will teach you to be such a bad actor!
I arrived a month before you did and I still have my same ID!
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posted on
12/31/2004 7:32:50 AM PST
by
dalereed
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