Disenfranchised Freeper been here 6 years 4 months 3 million hours, 12 days and a leap year

My highly evolved gray matter | 12/31/04 | JoeSixPack1

[JoeSixPack1]

I was once a loney freeper. A freeper without a "1", pleasently picking on user "Ash" daily, now I have a (one)"1". What did I win to become a 'one'?

Back in the days of Teddy Roosevelt, I signed on to FR. (May, 98.) Then somebody hit the wrong button and BOOFF! I was eliminated, disenfranchised, erased from memory. Gone, Capute!

Subsequently, posing as a lurker, I saw an old thread I had started from July, '98. I tried to post to it.

Nothing.

I tried again.

Nothing!

I emailed JimRob. He said my user ID was gone! Not banished, not erased, not booted,, just gone! The mystery is enough to make you cry! I was a "nothing". (Although after this post and with the kitties getting to me that could change)

So being the great and all mighty (JimRob), he gave me a new user ID, pretty much like the old one, except it had a "1".

Years went by. Then sign on dates became the thing to have. This is where I was disenfranchised. I had a 2000 user ID but signed on in '98. The earlier my sign-on date was i assumed the more intelligent I just had to be!

If that wasn't enough, down the road a new user signed on with my old user name and completely ruined my image!! On top of it all, that one old thread which had made me famous was deleted, so I have no proof

I'm doomed! I want a recount!!!! DUH! Call Jesse Jackson, Gloria Allred!! (Get me Ann Coulter's cell number!)

[JoeSixPack1]

Post in breaking news because it's so impo-tent!

[Dashing Dasher]

SOB...
That was the saddest story...ever told...
SOB....WEEP...
giggle...

[Tijeras_Slim]

So it's true what they say about you. :)

[AD from SpringBay]

Ancient sign-on members ping!

[JoeSixPack1]

Yes. It's true. But I fold it so it's not so easily detected. :-)

[Bikers4Bush]

"(Get me Ann Coulter's cell number!)"

You missed Christmas by a few days. Santa can't bring that until next year now.

[antivenom]

POOR baby! I feel your pain!

[hawkaw]

LOL ... from a another 1998 freeper.

Have a great new year

hawk

[handy old one]

Help my I.D. was hijacked to the great byte bucket in the sky. Does any one know the url or the ip address?

[demlosers]

See what you have caused. *snicker* ;^)

[Mo1]

It's always about you ain't it

Well, what about the rest of us ??

[mtbopfuyn]

Yeah, but look at your new date. Independence Day!

[Owl_Eagle]

Yeah sure.  Go back to DU, Newbie! ;-)

Owl_Eagle

”Guns Before Butter.”

[Conspiracy Guy]

This is hugh. I seriesly hope it never happens to me. Conspiracy Guy1 would be like a Scarlet Letter!

[TonyInOhio]

You probably weren't Logged In.

Or something.

[elfman2]

Never trust a freeper who has a number after their name.

[MikefromOhio]

I have been here for 6 months and 2 days now... Gov. Dean Impersonation YEAAARRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!

Sorry couldnt resist...

[TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig]

Nobody likes a whiner.

[dalereed]

That will teach you to be such a bad actor!

I arrived a month before you did and I still have my same ID!

[clyde260]

Here's JoeSixPack sittin on a fence,

trying to make a dollar out of 99 cents!

[JoeSixPack1]

Santa can't bring that until next year now.

OK :-(

How about Laura Ingram's??

[Arkinsaw]

That would have never happened on Krusgnet.

[DugwayDuke]

I remember JoeSixPack and you sir, are no JoeSixPack.

[jriemer]

[Lloyd Benson voice]I know JoeSixPack and you sir, are no JoeSixPack [/Lloyd Benson voice]

[fastattacksailor]

Excuse me, but you mentioned the Conservative goddess.

I hereby invoke the Ann Coulter rule

[Conspiracy Guy]

I always thought yours was an L. Mo1 or Mol this changes everything. I must remove you from all my ping lists!

[Baynative]

I first signed on in '98 or '99 and got a 'new date' when I moved in 2003 and changed servers.

I am saddened, DEEPLY SADDENED.

[woofie]

woofie
Since Sep 4, 1998


I am franchised

you are disenfranchisd

[BlessedBeGod]

And you posted this and thought we cared because???

[dalereed]

You must be the one in that TV ad that now has a 5 pack wraped up for Christmas!

[nhoward14]

You are lucky it's only happened to you once! I joined in 1968 during a secret government project to prove out the internet infrastructure, but now everybody just assumes I didn't join until 2002. If only they knew the truth!

[Bikers4Bush]

No cell phone for her but here's a link that'll let you send her all sorts of personal information and ask a question.

http://www.lauraingraham.com/asklaura

[azsportsterman]

There's an unemployed ambulance chaser down in the Carolinas that may be willing to take your case. He probably doesn't like Freepers much though...

[El Gran Salseron]

Well, it sure sounds like a good story but sounds manufactured to me.

The screen name I use now is not my original but I don't care about longevity or status on FR. :-)

I still get to say what I want and don't care about getting flamed. :-)

[clyde260]

You coulda just said:

UNGHHHHHHH!

[tbird1]

Just another 6 year old tossed in the trash bin
tbird1
Sept. 21,1998

[notfondajane]

For the record, I had the same thing happen to me. I was able to get mine back though. I think my original join date was in 1997.

Man, if I still had that date I would actually have some way to impress Ann Coulter...

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

I was once a loney freeper. A freeper without a "1"...

Don't trust anyone whose "Born on" date is in a year beginning with a "2"

[b4its2late]

Welcome Back, stranger....LOL.

[thoughtomator]

Damn it has been six years, hasn't it? Where does the time go? Oh yeah, I've been spending it FReeping!

[xsmommy]

i don't believe you, you still look like a newbie to me... ; )

[Mo1]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ..

[Conspiracy Guy]

OK. ; )

[CollegeRepublican]

Newbie :)

[bert]

You youngsters sure do complain a lot about mighty little.

[exhaustedmomma]

Talk about SPLITTING HAIR

psssst... you could have been FReeper #666!!

[JoeSixPack1]

i don't believe you, you still look like a newbie to me... ; )

That was my twin brother from a previous marriage! :-)

[Kevin OMalley]

I think the same thing happened to me. At least I still have my lurker monicker.

[Kevmo]

Sometimes it's a good strategy to lurk.