Liddy Comes Under Fire for Racy Calendar

Talon News ^ | 1/6/2004 | Jeff Gannon

[shaggy eel]

ping

[Twinkie]

Even those women don't look like that. Their pictures
are retouched, most are plastic breasts and noses, fans
are blowing hair just so. Any fat dangle is retouched
outta there. Of course, in real life, a lot of powder &
paint helps the illusion. No real human women need apply
here. Plastic Barbies only. On second thought, who WANTS
to apply. This has very little to do with conservatism.
They all gonna get old. They all gonna die. Just like all
the rest of us.

[Lazamataz]

I would marry each and every one of those women.

Repeatedly.

Until we needed oils.

[TheBigB]

For several years, B-Movie actress Nikki Fritz was a calendar regular. I still have one of the ones she was in. :)

[boomop1]

I have every one since he started offering them, 2 each year, virgin ones, never been looked at, will be collectors items (if I live that long).

[spunkets]

"Is Liddy right here, or wrong?"

Where is it written that though shalt not pop a smile, nor torment satan's disciples by openly ignoring them?(given in #26)

[archy]

Dillon Reloading's *Blue Press* also often has some awfully cute covergirls [who also appear inside the pages as well] and they've got a pretty nice calender offering, too.

Another nice thing about the *Blue Press*: It's free.

Yeah, yeah, they've got clothes on. The guns don't.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

I too heard the b@lls stories...he was describing them proudly as being the size of "grapefruits" or something pre-surgery.

Didn't they get that large because they got infected from all his excessive shaving and waxing?

[BushCountry]

Warning: Do not look up Nikki Fritz in the google image search!

[azhenfud]

"Now, tell me FReeper ladies, would this be some kind of a turn-on for most women?"

Reminds me of the joke where this dork goes to a beach on vacation thinking he's gonna see sand, sun, and girls. The first day at the beach, he notices a lifeguard hunk with scores of ladies hanging on him, so he asks the lifeguard what was his secret. The lifeguard tells him, "first, you've gotta rid yourself of that "long-handle" bathing suit and get you a skimpy bikini type. Then go by the grocer and get a baking potato and put inside. The next day, the guy did it and the girls flocked to the opposite side of the beach. Furious, the guy approached the lifeguard and said, "I've done all you told me to do and the ladies still run the other way! What is going on!" The lifeguard said, "You need to put the potato in the front..."

[TheBigB]

Heh. I coulda warned you. ;) Nikki is a staunch Republican and NRA supporter.

[martin_fierro]

hmmmm...and what are you doing here?

Stalking me, prolly.

[xsmommy]

dubs invited me, yunz two pervs!

[martin_fierro]

Liddy himself appears on the cover with his own Harley-Davidson and gun along with his naked executive producer.

By all that's holy, I hope he's clothed.

[Jeff Gannon]

That's why I wrote the sentence as I did...

[NicknamedBob]

"...is being a liberal moralist an oxymoron?"

I think that would produce an oxy-(deprived)-moron.

No offense intended to morons.

[StoneColdGOP]

Way to go G!

[billbears]

I just don't get it. The women, well, I guess they're okay. But this isn't a throwback to the pinup girls of the 40s and 50s IMHO. There was something left to the imagination back then. I have to disagree with Liddy. This is tasteless.

And the fact that now I have an image of Dolt in my head should get you some form of punishment ;)

[who knows what evil?]

So basically, it was just like California today except the women had real breasts.

ROTFLMAO!

[who knows what evil?]

Even those women don't look like that.

No kidding. If you want to see what a REAL woman looks like (sans all the accessories), just visit the campus of UC/Berkeley. (Article today about chemcial components from make-up being found in breast tumors...think women will quit wearing make-up?)