Posted on 08/21/2004 8:08:25 AM PDT by BykrBayb
Democratic Presidential nominee John Kerry (news - web sites) runs past a woman as he heads toward a Vietnam-era Huey helicopter, at a Vietnam memorial as he stopped to greet supporters along route 61 in Grandview, Iowa August 4, 2004. Kerry was campaigning on the 'Believe in America' tour, a two week trip across the country that started in Boston Massachusetts following the Democratic National Convention. REUTERS/Mike Segar US ELECTION
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Boy those people don't look too impressed with Mr. Kerry, do they?!
"Ahhhh! the Little People..I love 'em!"
Now how much did you say your rich departed husband left you?
Here you see a dorky candidate, who is trying to become President of the United States by reliving the sixties. John Kerry.....nearly forty years have passed since you were in Vietnam..isn't it time to talk about your real political record in the senate?????
Where is the stupid pic of the booger headed Kerry with his head bowed towards the helicopter. As if he's looking at the Cross in worship or that black box in Mecca.
Your're going into that pool of water whether you want to or not!!
(Voice over) John Kerry, decorated Vietnam Vet, flew his Campaign 2004 Black Huey over the Iowan Delta...
(Kerry's Voice) I noticed a member of the Grey Panther special forces unit. I commandeered a sleek and powerful Huey from the Delta Forces that protected my group. Taking the stick like Arnold did in TRUE LIES I 180ed cork screwed to a safe landing zone, landed under intense fire from the Khmer Cong Lutherans...
(Voice over) And in a fit of intense rage that comes ONLY from the rice festooned bowels of a decorated vet from Nam, John F Kerry scooped up Martha Plump-Bum to safety.
(Kerry's voice) She thanked me and kissed my elongated cheek. I asked her if she was a rich widow. She declined my advances for a time. Then we made sweet passionate love in an Iowa City hooch.
(Voice over) George Bush may be able to fly a jet but can he make sweet passionate love to a militant member of the the Grey Panther Special Forces in a run down Iowan hooch? I THINK NOT.
Vote John Kerry so we can hear more stories about his valiant, unassailable exploits, make sweet passionate love to old women, care for French and German emotions, join the UN, and screw the economy.
(Kerry's voice) I'm Ho Chi Minh Kerry and I approve this message.
(Voiceover quickly adds) All other messages will be burnt in the bonfire during the DNC Night Ceremonies at Des Moines at 12 Midnight.
You will call off your dogs and apologize, John O'Neill, if you want to see your mom alive again!
Khmer Cong Lutherans... Bwahaha!
Bump! Bump! LOL!!!
"A Kerry NEVER runs in the face of danger... He walks VERY FAST!!! Outta my way, grannie!"
(Singing) "Don't tear apart, my Purple-Wurple Hearts..."
Little old lady? That's Roger Ebert!
(Singing) "Don't tear apart, my Purple-Wurple Hearts..."
"YOU had my blue Bunny Suit pants?!?!? Why you..."
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