"Black II"

Internal Pentagon Documents ^ | 10/10/01 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Black"
(To be sung to Pearl Jam's "Black")

Ahhh-aiiggghhh...yeh...yeah-ahhh!!

Sleepy shady campsite...lovely FReepin' day...
Tanned legs spread out before me...sun-drenched body shined wet.
Lo...beauty from the Heavens...I revolved around her Sun. [MUD's Earth to Jewel's Sun]
Her warm scent I gasped, then I breathed...girrrrl's makin' me burn!!
Ooooohh...o'er and o'er, I told the girl..."Kids can dream!!"
Ooooohh...o'er and o'er, Jewel begged of MUD, "Love Meeeee, BOY!!"
But MUD's gotta better half...with whom MUD lays down...
GOODBYE...my FRagile flame!!
Girl, Lib'ralism's DEAD!!
Nation, washed with blood...LIES, the Lib'ral's Shame...

I'll take the watch tonite...Left's surrounded by TYRANTS and HATE!!
I still hear Slick's laughter...Bill LIES to hisself.
Ohhhh...all Left's twisted thoughts I sing...SlixMYbitch!!
I'm spinnin'...ohhhh, MUD's grinnin'...=^D
How quick the floor can...drop away-ay-ay-ay!!!!
God Bless my bitten land...must kick some Righteous A$$...
Fer what Left did to me!!
Ohhh...Left's B!+(# is bad...Medyuh watched and fled... IGNORED everything...
Ohhh...the Left's ALL BAD...turned MUD's world to Black...
SLAUGHTERED 'bout all I see...All that I am...All I'll Beeeeee...YEAH!!!!

Un hunh...un hunh...woo...

I know someday, Jewel'll make a beautiful wife...
I know she'll be MY Star...
But somebody else must Show Some Spine!! IT'S TIME!! JUSTICE BE THINE!!!!!!
How can it be?! It Can't be...it Shan't be!!
Muuuuuuuuuuuuud...AH HA AHHH!! Oooh...ah yeah...YEAH!!

Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...

Mudboy Slim and the Centaurs (9/18/01)...one week A.W.T.C.

[Mudboy Slim]

"I'm ready for that uncontrollable boogyin, MUD..."

Sounds great...anybody up fer a cyber-dance?! Just find yer "Lay Down Sally" by Eric Clapton and read along as you dance!! Sing along as well...BELT IT OUT!! I am...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Gonna Lay Bin Laden Down!!" (very kewl)

FReegards...MUD

[KLT]

Very KEWL MUD......Liked the graphics....Thanks

FreeGuards

KLT

[Snow Bunny]

We are just a sinin' and a beltin' here in Vegas to Mud's Melody's ringing out across the Valley here and to the top of the mountains where we live.

la la lalalalaalalala ......oh yessssss...lalallaalalaa

[Victoria Delsoul]

I like "Change the World" & "Tears in Heaven" by Eric Clapton. :-)

[Alamo-Girl]

Thank you so much for the heads up on your new lyrics! Hugs!!!

[goldilucky]

"Yep...the Victimhood Industry!! I've got some ideas about how to put many of these folks outta business, but I wanna concentrate on gettin' Slick Willie IMPRISONED fer the time being."

I'd be curious to know what you have in mind about those folks. And I agree, that Slick Willie should be imprisoned.

[goldilucky]

They are very nice photos.

Re: Terry Mcauliffe...INDICT, AND IMPRISON!

[FallGuy]

BUMP to Mud the Music Man. Thanks

[Mudboy Slim]

"Liked the graphics..."

Yep...you do realize that this is NOT by MBS and the Centaurs, just something scuttlebutt had posted on another thread. I like the concept, though, and hope to produce similar url's fer mass-emailing in the not-too-distant-future.

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"...he started this "confirm or deny," "communist sympathizer" business..."

Nawww...it started just then?! I had gotten the distinct impression that y'all knew each other from back in Jeff's "lucianne.com" days!! So when I--ornrily, but jokingly--joined in with ChaseR and called you the "c-s" word, y'all had just met?! CONFIM OR DENY, you heathen wench!! LOL...just kiddin'!!

"Compared with how you said that you would respond, I think my own response has been rather restrained."

My actual response to said provocation turned out to rather restrained as well, IMHO. LOL...I don't know fer sure, but it seems like we'd all be better off if we spoke to our fellow FReepers with the 'tude that we'll eventually be meeting them--and/or their Hubby or boyfriend--at a future FReeper Event. Too many jokers get to feelin' their oats when they figger there'll be no consequences to their actions.

"...there may be some who would send this thread to ChaseR, just to egg him on."

Yep...but WHO?! Hmmmmm...trollin' fer TROLLS!!!

LOL and FReegards, you Lefty Sympathizer (jist joshin'), you...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"...just a singin' and a beltin' here in Vegas"

All RIGHT!!! Sorry, but I passed out from all the excitement but plan fer a productive Monday of FReepin' afore I'm away from the 'puter between Tuesday and Thursday.

So Nick, spin that partner round and round...BTW, did y'all know that my Mama had a squeezbox she kept in her chest, and when Papa came home, he didn't git no rest?! =^D

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Re: Terry Mcauliffe...INDICT, AND IMPRISON!"

Yep...T-MaxMYbeach!!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"I like "Change the World"

Do you mean the one by "Ten Years After"? If so, yer in fer a treat because that song's in my stack of "almost completed songs" and is a hauntin' screed against those hypocritical Leftists who don an air of Moral Superiority because they support an ever-enlarging Federal Leviathan designed to enslave and dis-Empower ever-greater percentages of the American Sheeple!! I especially like the entry guitar riff...so kewl!!

FReegards...MUD

As fer "Tears from Heaven," too sad of a song fer me to FReep...that's the one about his son dying, isn't it?

[Mudboy Slim]

"I'd be curious to know what you have in mind about those folks."

My pet project--legislatively--has been the Privatization of Publik Skewlin' (which will drive the Stake of Truth in to the chest cavities of the Teachers' Unions), but I've also done a whole lotta research on Radical Tort Reform which would put a MAJOR crimp into the livelihoods of the ambulance-chasers without negatively impacting those Sheeple who have been legitimately harmed!! What, you say, Radical Tort Reform will never pass because the DemocRATic Party is the Trial Lawyers' Whore and too many of the RINOs are attorneys themselves?! LOL...reckon that's cause enuff to get ourselves some REAL Americans in Congress and expunge some of these blood-thirsty lawyers!!

Won't happen overnight, but it'll happen!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Hugs!!!"

You give the best cyber-hugs, A-G!! Can you do me a favor, my FRiend? I lost the ordering info for your latest exposes on the Vile Clinton Adminstration...could you please post the pertinent ordering info to this thread? Who knows...maybe some Newbie or some Lurker would like to find out the Truth as well.

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Our Generations' Pearl Harbor (photo gallery)"

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Mr. Prez'dent"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Mr. Banker")

Ummm yeah...oooh...

Mr. Prez'dent...Dubyuh, please...
How much does Justice mean?!
Won't you please INDICT McAuliffe?!
Won't you do this thing fer me?!

Got yer White House...you got the Power!!
All I got, George...is my guitar!!
But you can have that, Mister Prez'dent...
When you INDICT McAuliffe fer me!!
Oh Mister Prez'dent, please...

Listen to how it sounds...

(MUD harpin' fer his dinner and The Big Man puttin' a hurtin' on his Les Paul)

One more time...
I should not be here...on my knees...
But hey, Mister Prez'dent...Justice means that much to me!!
Won'tcha reconsider, Dubyuh...
Won't you just INDICT Terry?!

I told ya, Dubyuh...
Got yer White House...you got the Power!!
Clinton killed them Waco children...Slick left a scar!!
Won't ya help us, Prez'dent Dubyuh...
Won't you INDICT McAuliffe fer me?!
Oh, Mister Prez'dent, please...

Mudboy Slim and the Centaurs

BTW...John Ashcroft may--nominally--be the one who will actually issue the Indictments necessary to hold Terry McAuliffe accountable for the many crimes he has committed in the name of Bill Clinton and the Democratic National Committee; however, it is obviously President George W. Bush who'll have the final say as to if--and when--this eventuality occurs. I voted for Dubyuh and believe he's done an admirable job in office to date. Still, if he fails to unleash the Powers of Justice upon those who committed rampant crimes in the previous Administration, IMHO, his will go down in history as a failed Presidency for allowing unprecedented Executive Branch Corruption to go unpunished. What a tragedy that would be.

So before all you blindered BushBackers go attackin' me fer undermining a President of whom I think quite highly, please consider how you will defend Dubyuh's inaction in '04 were Ashcroft to fail to do what we all know in our hearts must be done with respect to the Felons of the previous Administration...

INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

FReegards...MUD

[George W. Bush]

I kind of hate to tell you this, Mudboy, but I don't know more than 1 in 20 of these songs that you parody. Judging by the names of the groups, I guess I should since I'm past forty.

Do you have any Chopin parodies? Those I would know.