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Top 10 Reasons Why Wearing a Burqa Wouldn't Be So Bad
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| 10/25/01
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Posted on 10/25/2001, 10:31:33 PM by Pining_4_TX
Got a haircut yesterday, and let's just say it's really, really short, so it inspired me to write this....
Top 10 Reasons Why Wearing a Burqa Wouldn't Be So Bad
1. No more bad hair days.
2. You save a fortune on cosmetics.
3. Everbody's measurements look the same - 50-50-50.
4. Buying a 52-pack of Hefty lawn and leaf bags provides you with an entire year's wardrobe.
5. You can smuggle several hoagies and an entire cooler full of beer into a football game.
6. Never shave again!
7. Your age and weight would always be your secret.
8. You can stare at people or give them dirty looks with impunity.
9. No more tossing out perfectly good clothes because they are out of style.
10. As long as you don't snore, you can sleep through useless meetings, boring sermons, and even bad dates.
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To: Pining_4_TX
"Abdullah, forget your goat --look at these babes. WOW"
To: Pining_4_TX
Will cut down on sunscreen.
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posted on
10/25/2001, 10:42:16 PM
by
JSteff
To: Pining_4_TX
So, uhm, where can I get some for the, uh, special women in my life?
To: Pining_4_TX
Osama could hightail it outa town and no one would know. BTW - how tall are them Afghani women anyway?
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posted on
10/25/2001, 10:46:05 PM
by
Slyfox
To: Diogenesis
I have seen that tliban singles thing before,Its hilarious!
To: Hillary's Folly
You are being paged for a photo.
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posted on
10/25/2001, 10:48:16 PM
by
Slyfox
To: SAMWolf
I know how you love lists~!
To: Pining_4_TX
My top ten reasons:
1. Livia Rodham
2. Rosie
3. Babs
4. Maxi Pad Waters
5. Cynthia McKinney
6. Barbara Lee
7. Barbara Boxer
8. Eleanor Clift
9. Margaret Carlson
10. Judy Woodruff
To: Pining_4_TX
Killer bee hive removal.
To: Pining_4_TX
I've been laughing all day, there have been some unbelievable threads today. Great job Pining!
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posted on
10/25/2001, 10:54:16 PM
by
KLT
To: Pining_4_TX
To: LBGA
Thought you might like this.
To: Paul Atreides
Wow, Janet Reno didn't even make the top ten!
To: Paul Atreides
You forgot Sheila Jackson Lee, the Rep. from Houston. What a stupid, worthless bitch!
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posted on
10/25/2001, 11:01:01 PM
by
MAWG
To: anniegetyourgun
You'd have to find Hillary by her smell and not by sight!
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posted on
10/25/2001, 11:02:00 PM
by
SAMWolf
To: michigander
These guys/girls? need a Burqa bigtime!
To: PBRSTREETGANG
Wow! How could I have forgotten Sasquatch?!!! It has been a long day and I guess I try to put that troglodyte out of my mind.
It keeps the camels from stampeding.
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posted on
10/25/2001, 11:15:09 PM
by
ricer1
To: Pining_4_TX; Diogenesis; KLT; MAWG
Even though wearing a Burqa might not be so bad (yeah, right), there are always those women who fret about everything... hehehehehe:
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