Looking for Geraldo Pics in Various Hats

My bored brain | December 14, 2001 | Miss Marple

[Miss Marple]

This morning I tuned into Fox, only to see Geraldo with a scarf knotted around his head, rather like a pirate.

I have also seen him in a watch cap and an Aussie bush hat.

Now, I do not have the technical ability to do this, but it would be GREATLY appreciated if those who can capture pictures from video would get Pictures of this guy in different hats as the war progresses. If you have such photos, please post them here.

I also think that before this is over we will see Geraldo in a Afghani cap, like the Norther Alliance wear.

Anyway, I thought this post had as much value as some rants I have seen recently, and I thought we could have a scavenger hunt for these pictures. PLEASE, if you have pictures of foreign correspondent Geraldo in one of these hats, or any other head gear he comes up with, PLEASE post it here!

Thank you.

[DinkyDau]

Don't miss Geraldo Opens bin Laden's Vault!

Check your local listings!

[Capt_Hank]

Sorry... I change the channel when he comes on. FNC is trying to force feed us this fake.

[Destructor]

Is Geraldo trying to be a war correspondent for GQ?

[MotherSpector]

The very funniest video of Geraldo was when he was targeted by a sniper and fell onto the ground dodging bullets. I guess it was a coincidence that his brother was the photographer. I think it turned out pretty embarrassing for him because it is not included in any of the videos he is showing on his website. He's a pretty dramatic fellow.

[Miss Marple]

Oh...that made me remember that he also had on a HELMET taken from a dead Taliban!! LOL!!

I am determined to do this. His coverage isn't bad, but he is WAY too full of himself. Ha!

[Hipixs]

[OldSmaj]

As a result of my intense dislike for Jerry, I turn the channel when he comes on.

He is a grandstanding, incompetent, bumbling boob.

I tried watching him one time and he started quoting various things from some movies, in a attempt to make some kind of analogy with the war.

I have no idea what he was trying to say, and judging from the look on Shepherd Smith's face, neither could anyone else.

I would like to see him in a dunce cap, though. I think it would be appropriate.

[Miss Marple]

I should have known you would have some! Thanks! Boy, I wish I had a photo of that stupid pirate scarf this morning! LOL!

[DinkyDau]

If Geraldo dropped to the ground because of sniper fire, why didn't the camera man?

[Hipixs]

[Miss Marple]

LOL! Do you have them all?

[ofMagog]

I would have never expected he was your type...

[JBBooks]

A dunce cap would seem the most natural.

[JavaTheHutt]

Somebody needs to send him one of those little beanies with a propellor on top. Or even better, (please forgive my ignorance of the correct term here) one of those little caps worn by Jewish people.

[ravinson]

We found out yesterday why he wears hats. Did you see the shot of him yesterday crawling into that cave to look for Al Capone's underwear? Wow, talk about a bad hair day!

[Hipixs]

LOL! Do you have them all?
No, just a few, but if I come across more will post them.

[.45MAN]

I wonder which one of his guards fired the shot.... I noticed the other day tht he had his rose colored glasses on..... What a Gerbil.............

[theophilusscribe]

"Oh dear God, please, please, please don't let Registered get a hold of my picture."

bwaa haa haa haa haaa haaa

[The Toad]

I think he's wearing all of those hats because he doesn't seem to own a comb.

He always looks like he has just gotten out of bed.

Hey Geraldo--BUY A COMB!