[PJ-Comix]

In South Carolina, a state he considers so key that he staged his formal campaign announcement there, his numbers are so bad that he's being beaten by the Rev. Al Sharpton.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Supporters hand out bumper stickers reading "Dated Dean, Married Kerry."

SHEEESH!!! Talk about PATHETIC!

[Pan_Yans Wife]

Run, Al, run!

[iBillDavis]

and the race goes on...kerry falls behind sharpton in south caroline

[Poohbah]

In South Carolina, a state he considers so key that he staged his formal campaign announcement there, his numbers are so bad that he's being beaten by the Rev. Al Sharpton.

GO AL GO!

[NicknamedBob]

"...Call him crashin' Kerry: Early leader now lags in Prez race (Behind Sharpton!!!)..."

How else will he be in a position to kiss Sharpton's butt?

[areafiftyone]

I'm tellin ya - Dean is going to win the nomination. That man is on a roll right now and no matter how much the other candidates attack him his numbers stay high.

[samtheman]

Time for somebody to post the side-by-side pics of Kerry and Lurch. Explains everything.

[Quilla]

Kerry's lurched to the rear, wonder if he'll ever ketchup.

[N. Theknow]

Though he is a Vietnam War hero with solid foreign policy experience

WOW!

Kerry was in Viet Nam!

Who knew?

I'm flabbergasted. Totally flabbergasted. My flabber has never been so gasted.

[TexasCajun]

Well, if Mr. Ketchup didn't pay his bills like Sharpton, he might have a bit more cash and not have to ask Mrs. Ketchup for a bigger allowance.

[N. Theknow]

"He seems a little too aloof and statesmanlike," said Jeff Brodky, 29, a Manchester marketing consulant.

If he was any more aloof and statesmanlike he would have pigeon crap on his shoulders.

[pt17]

"He seems a little too aloof and statesmanlike," said Jeff Brodky, 29, a Manchester marketing consulant

Aloof, yes, but long face John's not anywhere near looking like statesmanlike. Do you think Mrs. Ketchup'll keep him after this is over?

[hexpoppy]

Well, hey guys---watch what you say about the rev al--I plan to vote in the demorat primary(MO) and I think he's my guy.

[lonerepubinmass]

As a resident Masshole I can't wait to see Kerry get stomped in the primary. The only thing better would be turning on the local news and seeing the "Fat Bastard" Kennedy being wheeled into the cardiac unit at Mass General Hospital.

[EllaMinnow]

I love the smell of toasted ketchup in the morning!

[San Jacinto]

.....his numbers are so bad that he's being beaten by the Rev. Al Sharpton.

Yet another backhanded swipe at the Rev Al. What is keeping this man from getting the respect he deserves? Tawanna Brawley? Phony financial statements? Washington Heights riots/murders? Neon purple suits? What?

Let's MoveON ! I say-- Victory for Al in South Carolina and on to the Convention!

[OpusatFR]

I like Al Sharpton. He just doesn't pretend he's anything but a hustler out to create havoc.

And he dresses really well. I get so tired of the pretentious, oh-so-preciously blue collar nonsense of the other dwarves and their shirt sleeves.

[Semper Paratus]

When the dust settles in April Sharpton may be the last one standing.

[oust the louse]

"THIS thought coming from John Kerry's wife.....:

This presidency run by John is soooooo silly, I mean really.Just plain utter nonsense that candidates have to be measured by votes.Why can't they all just get along.Let my husband John Kerry win the one week and the let Mr Sharpton win the next and then Mr Dean the next....this competeition thing is just sooooo silly....(end of thought).

[freeperfromnj]

I think that ridiculous picture of him in the hunting get-up holding a rifle finally did him in. He's nothing but a phony. He got was he deserves for being "unstatesman" like and undermining the Commander-in-Chief during war time.

[jmaroneps37]

Sharpton will do very well in South Carolina because, by that time the few white democrats left in the state will be so turned off that the turn out will be very low and very very devided for the white "non crazy" rat voters.
Since fully 40% of those expected to vote in that one will be Black, Al looks very good indeed.
Can't you just hear him demanding reparations at the rat convention? Hee hee hee hee!