I (along with most of the men here) am Retrosexual and proud of it.

Woody's Taxidermy ^ | 4-11-04 | Cutbait Robin

[jigsaw]

When a Retrosexual is on a crowded bus and or a commuter train, and a pregnant
woman, heck, any woman gets on, that Retrosexual stands up and offers his seat to
that woman...

When I was about 12 (in the late 50's), I spent several days in a hospital for tests.

One day when my mother was visiting, a female friend of hers stopped in to say hello.

I stayed in bed.

When the friend left, my mother sternly told me that when a woman enters the room, I was to stand up!

I smartly replied, "Well, what if I have a broken leg?" I was convinced I had gotten the best of her.

She looked at me and replied in a very direct manner, "You still stand up!"

All these years later, I stand whenever a woman enters the room (unless she's a liberal, then I deliberately stay seated -- lol!)

[bayourod]

The only person I know who fits your definition of a retrosexual exactly is my girlfriend.

[MsGail61]

An endcap is at the end of supermarket aisles, usually grouping things that are on sale.

[deport]

Thanks... and those cars are distracting while I'm trying to watch the Masters......

[Servant of the 9]

A Retrosexual knows how to tie a Windsor knot when wearing a tie -- and ONLY a Windsor knot.

A Real Retrosexual knows how to tie a Four-in-Hand knot when wearing a tie -- and ONLY a Four-in-Hand knot, not a wussie Windsor knot designed for an effiminate fop who resigned his Kingship rather than Deal With It, and hadn't the brains to learn to tie a Four-in-Hand knot.

A Really Real Retrosexual also knows how to drive a Four-in-Hand rig.

So9

[republicangel]

So funny that you post this today.

While my retrosexual husband was channel surfing, I asked him to stop at the crazy show on TLC called Clean Sweep. The gentleman on there said to his wife, " ohhh, look at the window treatments".

I looked at my hubby and said that if you ever say 'window treatments', and you are serious, I'm leaving.

[egarvue]

An endcap is the rack of stuff at the end of an isle in a retail store, not facing the isle itself.

[Ole Okie]

What a Car!!

Yeah, and those shock absorbers ain't bad, either.

[TheMom]

Real man ping

[SnarlinCubBear]

As a Retrowoman, I applaud Retromen, and loathe sissy-men. A word of warning though...don't become a neandrothal while the pendulum is swinging. Try to hit middle-ground please.

[Henrietta]

"Cool! One issue though. The only pet a man can cry over is the death of death his dog."

Any pet is okay in my book, and no shame for it. Well, except maybe the pet goldfish.

[stylin_geek]

I gave my leisure suit to my youngest daughter..

I received it when I graduated. It fits her very well. And, looks very good on her.
(I was 6'3" 150 when I graduated)

She's only 6'2" though.

[kcar]

There's a car in that picture? I don't see a car....

Funny, that reminds me of Boortz's Optical Illusion.

www.http://boortz.com/more/optical_illusion.html

[RetroSexual]

A real Retrosexual uses it as his moniker on FR!

[Maceman]

[Arthalion]

What??!!??!! That piece of British import tin trash isn't a real mans car....THIS is what a true meat eating, woman loving, gun shooting, redblooded retrosexual male drives:



I wouldn't pass on your hood ornament though ;-)

[uncbob]

I've had ENOUGH!! OK, I have had it. I've taken all I can stand and I can't stand no more. Every time my TV is on, all that can be seen is effeminate men prancing about, redecorating houses and talking about foreign concepts like "style" and "feng shui." Heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, transsexual, metrosexual, non-sexual; blue, green, and purple-sexual - bogus definitions have taken over the urban and suburban world!

I had enough before I even watched any of this slop that's why I DIDN'T

[threat matrix]

I'm not seeing the car either..

[SuziQ]

You are NOT allowed to see a shrink because Daddy didn't pay you enough attention. Daddy was busy DEALING WITH IT.

ROTFL!!