How Many Liberals Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb?

The Reality Check ^ | 20 May 2004 | Edward L. Daley

[Lando Lincoln]

Lando

[Piquaboy]

They have to figure out if they have to screw it out before they screw it in. That is a real puzzle for them.

[WinOne4TheGipper]

BTTT!!!!!

[KJacob]

My favorite example is their drive to ban DDT. Now they sit back and ignore the millions of people in the third world who die form malaria.
Of course they also said nothing when the Vietcong massacred thousands after we pulled out.

[fhlh]

as long as the rats are screwing something or someone... they are happy....

[rllngrk33]

The truly distressing aspect of their behavior is that they exhibit no shame or humility whatsoever, no matter how outrageous their arguments get.

This is the perfect description of a liberal. No matter how wrong they are, they'll never admit it.

[Cubs Fan]

Great editorial.

Liberals may have once been well intentioned people with and opposing view, but if that was ever the case it isn't any longer.

[Tijeras_Slim]

How Many Liberals Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb?

One to hold it while the world revolves around them...

[kevkrom]

Q: HOW MANY LIBERALS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB?

A: Two, as long as they are the same gender.

[Onelifetogive]

In fact, he shot a man in Tucson just to watch him die."

I'm not sure....but I think he is getting our last two presidents mixed up.....

[prairiebreeze]

ping to nail on head analysis

[joesnuffy]

none.. they prefer darkness

[AmishDude]

Does anybody know the answer to:

How many supply-siders does it take to change a lightbulb?

[Cubs Fan]

Q: HOW MANY LIBERALS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB?

None

They're all too effing stupid to screw it in

so they blame bush for it being dark

[11th Earl of Mar]

How Many Liberals Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb?

With a union or without?

[kevkrom]

How many supply-siders does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but he invests in the light bulb company and provides jobs for 20 others.

[sandlady]

While a reasonable person might well ask what has become of those weapons out of genuine concern for the future safety of innocent people, a leftists' motive for asking this question is purely political in nature. We simply have to find those weapons, and if we don't then Bush is a liar, case closed. This assertion is, of course, nonsensical, but they repeat it over and over again anyway. It never occurs to them that a person can be wrong about something without being a liar. I'm not suggesting that Bush was wrong in this case, in fact, recent developments in Iraq strongly suggest that he was not, I'm simply pointing out that being mistaken and lying are two different things. Liberals also overlook all of the obvious explanations as to why we aren't finding huge stockpiles of WMD in that country, and leap directly to the most unsound conclusion for no other reason than they hate the president and everything he stands for.

The most important paragraph of the whole editorial IMO. The fact that someone would put our national security BEHIND partisan politics is just plain STUPID! Consider that if/when there is a WMD attack they'll just BLAME BUSH no matter what his policy is.

[AmishDude]

No. Hint: The answer was told to me by a liberal econ professor -- a rare one in that he had a sense of humor -- but it's still funny enough that supply-siders tell it, too.

[bondjamesbond]

How many Liberals does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, but any one of them can screw it up, all by themselves...

[LexBaird]

Liberals don't screw in a lighbulb. They screw in Hollywood bath houses.

Liberals don't screw in lightbulbs. That would be a fascist contribution to the wasting of resources, which damages our environment, leading to global warming, which could be prevented if only the evil George Bush would ratify the Kyoto Treaty.

Liberals don't screw in lightbulbs. That is the sort of burger-flipper job that is the only type left in an outsourced America. Besides, my undocumented immigrant handyman does that sort of stuff for me.