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Black XXVII: "Dubyuh's Got Faith!!"
MUD's Fertile Cranial Cavity ^ | 21 May 2004 | Mudboy Slim

Posted on 05/21/2004 10:31:48 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim

"Dubyuh's Got Faith!!"
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's "Running On Faith"

One...two...three...four...

Lately Right's been running on Faith...
Searchin' fer Justice and Truth.
But our World will be Right...
When Dubyuh sings our tune.

Lately, I've been wond'rin' why I FReep...
Shrinkin' government's that fer which I pray.
Protect the World from Left's slime...
Please Dubyuh, join the fray!!

Right's always been...
Willin' to help thru taxes that we pay.
Seems like by now...
Right'd find a Prez who cares...fer Liberty!!

Then we'd go running on faith
All of Right's dreams shall come true!!
All the world will be Right...
When Dubyuh loathes Big Guv'ment, too!!

(Sweet guitar pickin' by the BigMan)

Right's always been...
One to fight fer that fer which we pray!!
Seems like by now...
We'd find a Prez who cares...fer Liberty!!

Won't believe Pubbies on faith...
All of Right's dreams shall come true!!
Lead the world 'cuz we're Right...
George Dubyuh, you can join US, too!!
Yes, you can...
And Rush shall support you...
Then Sean shall support you...
And MUD shall support you...
All of Right's dreams shall come true...
The Right shall support you...
Truth shall see you thru...

Mudboy Slim


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To: Mudboy Slim
I have no doubt Ronaldus Magnus is up there...now it's just up to me to do what I need to join him someday in the distant future!!

I hold the same beliefs, although my future may not be as distant as yours. ;^)

FGS

481 posted on 06/07/2004 5:07:22 PM PDT by ForGod'sSake (ABCNNBCBS: An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and carries his banner openly.)
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To: SamFromSC; MissAmericanPie; ActionNewsBill; AuntB; PhiKapMom; amom; Geezerette; bmwcyle; Hannity; ..

"The Liberal Lie!!"
(To be sung to Don McLean's "American Pie")

A long, long time ago, Bill could still remember...
How his Sweet Sax used to make them smile,
And he knew if he had his chance,
That he could make taxpayers dance,
And maybe he could fool 'em for awhile.
But Whitewater's a nasty river,
Those sordid scandals made the Left shiver.
With John Huang his Lead Sales Rep,
Dem Chi-Com funds Bill'd collect.
I can't remember if I cried,
When I learned the extent Slick Willie'd lied,
But something touched me deep inside, the day Clintonism died.

So, Bye-bye to the DemonRATS' Lie,
Drove our country to bankruptcy, but our wallets ran dry.
Teddy and his boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye,
Singin' "This'll be the day that I die! This will be the day that I die!"

Are you one of "The Ignorant"?!
And do you have faith in government, 'cuz Bill Clinton tells you so?
And do you believe RATS didn't know?
Will God forgive Janet Reno...for the twenty-seven dead kids at Waco?
Well, I know that you're in love with Slick,
But his Administration makes me sick!!
Your votes allowed this ruse, ma-a-an, you gotta be feelin' used!!
Bill's just a middle-aged, cocksure schmuck,
Lookin' for redemption and DemWhores who suck,
But Slick knew he was outta luck the day Twin Towers DIED!

I started singin'...
"Bye-bye to the Liberal Lie, drove our culture to the gutter,
But their "One-World" was vile!"
And them Left-Wing fools were kneelin'..."Slick's still our guy."
Singin' "This'll be the day that I die! This will be the day that I die!"

Fer eight long years, we dealt with Slick's sleaze,
While Bill's grown phat on funds Chinese,
But that's not "The Way Things Ought To Be"!
Then, Mudboy sang 'gainst the King and Queen,
With a Strength derived from livin' free,
In a voice crying out fer Liberty!

And while the King was feelin' down, Good FReepers run him outta town.
The LeftWing was concerned, their Idol has been spurned.
And while Hell'ry lived her Life for Marx,
Vince Foster's corpse ditched in the Park,
Still, we smoked ceegars on a lark, the Day the Networks Lied!
Mudboy's singin'...
"Bye-bye to the Socialist Lie,
Drove the needy to addiction while they smoked to get high!"

And Left's Union Thugs kept makin' some Good Folks die!!
Singin' "This'll be the day that we die!
There'll soon be the day that Slick fries!!!"

Senate hearings in a Summer swelter,
John Glenn provided Clinton's fall-out shelter,
He once flew high, now he's fallin' fast.
Leftist whores can kiss my ass! While DemonRATS cry, "Just give Bill a pass",
Since Ol' Slicks' just gettin' hummers from "the Lass"!
Next, the Left-Wing's Arrogance resumed,
While Fleetwood Mac played a vacuous tune.
The Left got up to dance! Oh, but they never had a chance!
'Cuz as the Lib'ral's tried to take the field,
Good FReepers all refused to yield!
Do you recall how freedom feels? Today Fascism died!
We kept on singin'...
"Bye-bye to the Clinton-Gore spies,
Drove their cronies to be Felons, but we know who ain't Right!"
Network Media twits, they just continued to lie,
Singin' "This'll be the day Left won't lie!
This will be the day the Left Dies!!"

Oh, it's Reality the Left cannot face,
Spoiled generation lost in space,
With no time left to start again!
So, come on! TRUTH, be noble, JUSTICE...quick!
DemonRATS...ya gotta dump yer prick,
'Cuz election's only just around the bend.
For as I watched Bill up on that stage,
MUD's hands were clenched in Fists of Rage,
Took this Redneck Mad as Hell to break Bill Clinton's spell!
And as Mankind flew high and to the Right,
To Fight the libertarian Fight,
I saw Reagan laughin' with delight, the day Marxism died!
Ol' Ronnie's singin'...
"Bye-bye to the Liberal's Lies,
Drove our country to the Devil, but Slick Willie, HE LIED!!"
And Billzabubba's snortin' Cocaine with Spies...
Singin' "This'll be the day Right INDICTS! Damn it...Good Ol' Mudboy was Right!!"

It seems the Media's a bit confused,
So I urge you, ignore the Network News,
That's why their ratings're down to stay.
As citizens, we deserve more than lies obstructin' crimes galore!
But Rush Limbaugh knew, "The Truth shall win the day!"

And in the streets, the children gleemed,
The lovers sighed and the poets dreamed...
'Cuz Liberalism's chokin', the Far Left's hold's been broken.
And the three men I admire most...Hannity, Rush, and Ron Reagan's ghost,
They raised their glasses for a toast, the day Clintonism died.
And they were singin'...
"Bye-bye to the Liberal's Lies,
Drove our Country to the Devil, but Bill Clinton, HE LIED!"
And Liberals're drinkin Kool-Aid and Lye,
Singin' "History'll say that Slick LIED! History'll know that WE SPIED!"

MUD was singin'...
"Bye-bye, Miss American Pie,
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry."
And them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye,
Singin', "This'll be the day the Left dies!
This'll be the day Justice's THINE!!!"

...keep on FReepin' and all will turn out for the best!! FReep On, Good Patriots, FReep On!!

1 Posted on 08/23/1999 00:08:52 PDT by Mudboy Slim

FReegards...MUD


482 posted on 06/07/2004 5:12:38 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim (Rest in Peace, Dutch Reagan!!)
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To: ForGod'sSake
I think we've both got our share of trouble to stir up afore we kick it...LOL!!

FReegards...MUD

483 posted on 06/07/2004 5:13:44 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim (Rest in Peace, Dutch Reagan!!)
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To: Mudboy Slim
"You got MORE surgery, my FRiend?!"

Yep, and the third one 6 weeks later!

484 posted on 06/07/2004 6:03:01 PM PDT by sultan88 (I plan to win one more for the Gipper.)
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To: sultan88

Well, at least you should be healed up by football season...MUD


485 posted on 06/07/2004 6:51:13 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim (Rest in Peace, Dutch Reagan!!)
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To: Mia T

YEEE-HAAAWWWWWW!! You give 'im the what fer, Ms. Mia...MUD


486 posted on 06/07/2004 6:55:32 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim (Rest in Peace, Dutch Reagan!!)
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To: Mudboy Slim; Mia T
So, MiaT uses Shakespeare's advice that we first kill all the lawyers and you assume she wants to kill all the Lib'rals?!

I don't want to kill the lie'brals. Neutering's not a bad idea tho...

487 posted on 06/07/2004 7:09:47 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands (Thank you for everything President Reagan.)
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To: sultan88
I'll be with you in spirit.

I'll be more than happy to convey your respects.

488 posted on 06/07/2004 7:11:41 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands (Thank you for everything President Reagan.)
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To: Corin Stormhands

Thank you my FRiend!! (And I will let you have post 488!)


489 posted on 06/07/2004 7:50:39 PM PDT by sultan88 (I plan to win one more for the Gipper.)
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To: SamFromSC
Reagan's tax cuts made our deficit enormous, created the largest earnings gap between the rich and the poor ever (only to be outdone later by Dubya), and gave us massive debts that took two terms of Clinton belt-tightening to undo.

Reagan's tax cuts led to the longest peace-time period of economic growth in history. The fact that a democrat spend-thrift congress was able to increase spending at four times the rate of revenue growth made our deficit emormous.

And the so-called clinton belt-tightening that you mentioned only came about after a GOP congress cut up his credit card.

490 posted on 06/07/2004 8:20:52 PM PDT by VRWCmember (Mais Oui! "Kerry" est le mot francais pour "Dukakis"!)
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To: SamFromSC
Wow, a graphic from the website of a loony, tin-foil-hat, delusional organization still committed to the now thoroughly discredited AWOL lie.

That should do wonders for your credibility here.

491 posted on 06/07/2004 8:24:32 PM PDT by VRWCmember (Mais Oui! "Kerry" est le mot francais pour "Dukakis"!)
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To: Cyber-Band; SamFromSC; Diva Betsy Ross; sultan88; jla; FBD; BOBTHENAILER; blackie; AuntB
"Unknown Legend!!"
(To be sung to Neil Young's "Unknown Legend")

I never liked all Dem whiners...
Lib'rals wanna DE-libertize US!!
Right's Law and Order Justice was...
Ignored by the RAT Whore'd!!
We gotta take Clinton down...
Devolve all Dem fools' Power!!
Willie's TREASON is groovy...
Or so Left thought!!

John Kerry's a Leftist LIAR...
He LIED 'bout his VietNam buds...
His long brown hair floppin' as he flipped!!
He's been scammin' all his life...
Gig'lo who charms rich brides...
Conspirin' with the effete Dem Elites...
Fer Truth, we FReep!!

I ain't takin' it easy...
We're FReepin' ol' songs.
MUD is an unknown legend in his mind!!
Next, we'll destroy Dem Libs...
November's RATS' tragic diss!!
We'll git the DemonRAT crooks and Slick's spies!!

John Kerry's a Sosh'list LIAR...
He LIED 'bout his VietNam buds...
His long brown hair floppin' as he fibbed!!
Lusts fer Power all his life...
Left's goal's to steal yer life!!
Conspirin' with America's enemies...
Fer Truth, we FReep!!

Mudboy Slim

492 posted on 06/07/2004 9:44:18 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim (Rest in Peace, Dutch Reagan!!)
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To: Rush Limbaugh; RonaldReagan; M. Thatcher
Limbaugh: "Reagan Lives On!!"

"Since Saturday afternoon at four o'clock Eastern time, I have felt like a part of me died as well," Limbaugh told his listeners. "But I know that Ronald Reagan lives on in my heart, as he will live on in all of your hearts as well." "I never met Reagan," the top radio host said. "But it wasn't necessary to have met him in order to love him, which I do, and that's as great a measure of greatness as I know."

Utmost FReegards...MUD

493 posted on 06/08/2004 4:55:11 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim (Rest in Peace, Dutch Reagan!!)
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To: VRWCmember; SamFromSC
"...a democrat spend-thrift congress was able to increase spending at four times the rate of revenue growth"

WOW!! Was it THAT much?! Wonder what percentage of that was fer Defense, which I can understand. Still, there is nothing whatsoever that justifies the rapid increase in domestic spending except fer GREEDY Leftists who bellied up to the spigot and started guzzlin' the additional tax revenues, and then some!!

FReegards...MUD

494 posted on 06/08/2004 4:59:47 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim (Rest in Peace, Dutch Reagan!!)
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To: Flora McDonald; GottaLuvAkitas1; helmut113; TNTtheleft; iceskater; jla; Corin Stormhands

Alpheus Pope On President Ronald Reagan
Topic: UnitedConservativesofVa
Sunday, June 6, 2004

Good Morning to All Conservatives, and those Americans who will receive this message;

By now I am sure that all of you have heard of the death this weekend of Ronald Reagan. I would like to share with you, the sense of loss that I feel from this announcement. Our country has seen the last days of one of its greatest leaders.

I can say to you truthfully, that in some amount, I stand before you as the President of United Conservatives of Virginia, because of Ronald Reagan. It was his speeches where I first heard about lower taxes, rugged individualism, love of America and patriotism, and good-old-fashioned conservativism.

Coming from a black liberal political household in the '70s, Ronald Reagan was not a topic that brought out good vibrations. Upon taking the time to listen to him and his speeches, I learned that I had more in common with conservatives than I did with the political leaders that I was brought up to admire.

It is he, and the association with other good conservatives, that brought me to the political realization where I am today. For this, though he never knew me, I am and will ever be grateful.

President Bush has called for all American flags to be flown at half-staff for this month, and with this I will gladly participate. I feel in my heart that we are entering a different time. We will have to be even more vigilant in our pursuit of conservativism. There are those who will now make their move to revise and revision all of what has happened with President Reagan.

I call on everyone to be aware, and if needed we will be there to shout if necessary and voice the truth of what is and will be one of the greatest presidencies in the history of this country.

My love and prayers are with Nancy Reagan and her family as they proceed to move on in their lives without a great man who has been key in their lives. God's blessing to all.

Sincerely,

Alpheus Pope
President,
United Conservatives of Virginia


495 posted on 06/08/2004 5:12:10 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim (Rest in Peace, Dutch Reagan!!)
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To: sultan88; SamFromSC
"What's your view on Robert Byrd's association with the KKK?"

That's a good question...Sam, why don't the DemonRATS muster up the Moral Courage necessary to purge "Sheetz" Byrd from the Senate?! Aren't you the least bit embarrassed by the more offensive characters in your Party?

FReegards...MUD

496 posted on 06/08/2004 5:18:29 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim (Rest in Peace, Dutch Reagan!!)
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To: kristinn; Angelwood; LiberteeBell; 1 Olgoat; 103198; 11Bush; a6intruder; aculeus; AfghanJohn; ...
Schedule of Reagan ceremonies...

Rotunda Arrival Ceremony - Wednesday, June 9 at 7:00 PM

An Arrival Ceremony will be held in the Capitol Rotunda following a procession up Constitution Avenue. This ceremony will be open only to President Reagan's immediate family, members of the House of Representatives, the Senate, visiting heads of state, and government officials.

Lying in State - Public Viewing - June 9, 10 and 11

At approximately 8:30 PM, after the Arrival Ceremony, the Capitol Rotunda will open to the public. Staging for public entry will be on the West Front of the Capitol. The Rotunda will remain open to the public twenty-four hours a day until early Friday morning, June 11. Visitors are encouraged to call 202-225-6827 for recorded information regarding the public viewing.

Departure Ceremony and State Funeral - Friday, June 11

On Friday morning at 10:30 AM, there will be a Departure Ceremony as the body of President Reagan is transferred to the Washington National Cathedral. The State Funeral in his honor will be held at 11:30 AM.

FReegards...MUD

497 posted on 06/08/2004 6:00:06 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim (Rest in Peace, Dutch Reagan!!)
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To: sultan88; Mudboy Slim
What's your view on Robert Byrd's association with the KKK?

My view is that it's a mistake he made almost sixty years ago, and has atoned for it since. He has an "A" rating from the NAACP, and has had for decades.

In fact, up until the '60s, the Democratic party was the party of the south, and as such, was filled with racists and quasi-racists, (such as Byrd and Strom Thurmond) who would be appaling to me today, from a civil rights standpoint. But as the Republican party began pandering more to folks in the Deep South with strong racist ties, the party identities with regards to civil rights began to change.

498 posted on 06/08/2004 6:34:57 AM PDT by SamFromSC
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To: Mudboy Slim
The NATO countries couldda handled all them situations a lot better if we didn't haveta worry about appeasing the 60+ Tinhorn Tyrants, including Communist China's VETO!!

The UN's a FRiggin' joke and needs to be ignored and de-funded!!

So you're OK with allowing widespread starvation, civil rights abuses, AIDS and other VD epidemics around the world to go on, and have no organization in place to do anything about it? Just checking.

499 posted on 06/08/2004 6:41:04 AM PDT by SamFromSC
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To: SamFromSC

Five hunnerd...MUD


500 posted on 06/08/2004 6:43:38 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim (Rest in Peace, Dutch Reagan!!)
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