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To: Sockdologer
"Rock 'em - Sock 'em - Robot"
2 posted on
07/06/2004 2:23:13 PM PDT by
zencat
(MAGNETIC Bush/Cheney '04 bumper stickers! (www.gwbushmagnets.com))
To: Sockdologer
Damn! I really need some Metamucil!
To: Sockdologer
And this was how I held the .50 when I was in Vietnam.
Did you know that I was in Vietnam?
4 posted on
07/06/2004 2:25:30 PM PDT by
wyattearp
(The best weapon to have in a gunfight is a shotgun - preferably from ambush.)
To: Sockdologer
Ted Kennedy wanted to keep driving, and held the wheel like this........he came back all wet afterwards...
To: Sockdologer
"And if you look through your hands like this at the eclipse, you won't damage your eyes."
7 posted on
07/06/2004 2:28:13 PM PDT by
OrioleFan
(Republicans believe every day is July 4th, DemocRATs believe every day is April 15th. - Reagan)
To: Sockdologer
God, I wish this Ex-Lax would kick in...
To: Sockdologer
To show "how tough he is" the "supposedly, most likely, don't be surprised if it's him, presumptive, probably, we are pretty much sure, could be the guy, that's running for president for the Dems" John Kerry rips apart his prostate which was recently removed. Kerry declared that he will show how really tough he is by riding a bicycle purchased with his own money from Wal-Mart. "I'll do that soon and without telling my wife!". George Bush thinks he's tough!? Just watch me! I plant to drink water directly out of the faucet next!
The new presumptive vice-presidential candidate John Edwards said "I'm here for Kerry! That bike better be safe and that water better be too! Or you know what I'll do!"
In related news John Kerry's doctors have said they are sure that Kerry's head is A-OK. And "that the orange color is a mystery but Kerry seems the same as ever".
10 posted on
07/06/2004 2:54:08 PM PDT by
isthisnickcool
(Strategery - "W" plays poker with one hand and chess with the other.)
To: Sockdologer
This is it! No more finger pointing - ever!!!
11 posted on
07/06/2004 3:19:43 PM PDT by
Kirkwood
To: Sockdologer
See, I can hold my m&ms like this and there will be no gooey melted chocolate when I open my hands. I swear!
12 posted on
07/06/2004 3:21:42 PM PDT by
Kirkwood
To: Sockdologer
"Blood from a turnip...blood from a turnip...taxes from the taxpayers...taxes from the taxpayers..."
13 posted on
07/06/2004 3:22:26 PM PDT by
reagan_fanatic
(Liberalism is the end result of too many people peeing in the gene pool.)
To: Sockdologer
Guess which hand has a JFK half dollar in it and I'll give it to you... You lose! By JFK, I meant the John F Kerry half dollar!
14 posted on
07/06/2004 3:25:02 PM PDT by
Kirkwood
To: Sockdologer
There I was in Viet Nam with my hands gripped tightly to the wheel of my boat... Vroom!! Vroom!! And before I knew it I had 3 purple hearts.
15 posted on
07/06/2004 3:28:15 PM PDT by
Kirkwood
To: Sockdologer
Good grief! He really is a doofus, isn't he?
16 posted on
07/06/2004 3:28:29 PM PDT by
Samwise
To: Sockdologer
"Oooooh...that George Bush makes me so very angry!"
17 posted on
07/06/2004 3:29:44 PM PDT by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(May the wings of Liberty never lose so much as a feather.)
To: Sockdologer
First of all no Flags at the Kerry meet, I guess Democrats don't like a lot of flags.
18 posted on
07/06/2004 3:34:45 PM PDT by
agincourt1415
(Liberals - ignorance in action)
To: Sockdologer
"Putem Uhhhp, puttum Uhhhp."
The Cowardly Lion, from Wizard of Oz
19 posted on
07/06/2004 3:37:11 PM PDT by
Beckwith
(Did Kerry commit murder in Viet Nam?)
To: Sockdologer
"Botox...wearing...off...can't...sustain...wrinkle-free visage much longer!"
23 posted on
07/06/2004 3:50:30 PM PDT by
glaux
To: Sockdologer
"I coulda been a contendah but my chin does me in every time."
Leni
To: Sockdologer
Methinks that this is Kerry pretending to box.
To: Sockdologer
"I wish I could scream like that Dean guy."
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