Posted on 07/06/2004 2:20:49 PM PDT by Sockdologer
Damn! I really need some Metamucil!
And this was how I held the .50 when I was in Vietnam.
Did you know that I was in Vietnam?
Darn! You stole my thunder!
Ted Kennedy wanted to keep driving, and held the wheel like this........he came back all wet afterwards...
"And if you look through your hands like this at the eclipse, you won't damage your eyes."
Kerry's photo reminds me of the, "Astro Zombie."
God, I wish this Ex-Lax would kick in...
To show "how tough he is" the "supposedly, most likely, don't be surprised if it's him, presumptive, probably, we are pretty much sure, could be the guy, that's running for president for the Dems" John Kerry rips apart his prostate which was recently removed. Kerry declared that he will show how really tough he is by riding a bicycle purchased with his own money from Wal-Mart. "I'll do that soon and without telling my wife!". George Bush thinks he's tough!? Just watch me! I plant to drink water directly out of the faucet next!
The new presumptive vice-presidential candidate John Edwards said "I'm here for Kerry! That bike better be safe and that water better be too! Or you know what I'll do!"
In related news John Kerry's doctors have said they are sure that Kerry's head is A-OK. And "that the orange color is a mystery but Kerry seems the same as ever".
This is it! No more finger pointing - ever!!!
See, I can hold my m&ms like this and there will be no gooey melted chocolate when I open my hands. I swear!
Guess which hand has a JFK half dollar in it and I'll give it to you... You lose! By JFK, I meant the John F Kerry half dollar!
There I was in Viet Nam with my hands gripped tightly to the wheel of my boat... Vroom!! Vroom!! And before I knew it I had 3 purple hearts.
Good grief! He really is a doofus, isn't he?
"Oooooh...that George Bush makes me so very angry!"
First of all no Flags at the Kerry meet, I guess Democrats don't like a lot of flags.
"Putem Uhhhp, puttum Uhhhp."
The Cowardly Lion, from Wizard of Oz
HEY! I think your onto something here!
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