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FR Contest: Write the Headline for Wednesday's Newspaper!!!
one man's opinion
Posted on 11/01/2004 9:38:23 AM PST by ken5050
OK..here's your assignment. You're the editor of a major metropolitan TABLOID, like the NY POST, or DAILY NEWS. You're getting ready for Wednesday's paper, and you need a headline for the front page....Remember this is a TABLOID..so it's got to be SHORT, ( with brief words as well)and SNAPPY, and humor is desirable. Give it your best shot....Suggestion: Ten words MAX ( less is better)
TOPICS: Announcements; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: headline
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BUSH WINS!!!!!"Rather" EasilyDaschle Dumped
Have at it......
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posted on
11/01/2004 9:38:23 AM PST
by
ken5050
To: Howlin
Here ya go....ping your list..
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posted on
11/01/2004 9:38:53 AM PST
by
ken5050
To: ken5050
Americans Want More Bush!
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posted on
11/01/2004 9:39:01 AM PST
by
cwiz24
(Hey Yankees fans---Now who's ya daddy?)
To: ken5050
BUSH WINS!! KERRY AND DASHLE "SADDENED"
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posted on
11/01/2004 9:39:37 AM PST
by
Braak
(The US Military, the real arms inspectors!)
To: ken5050
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posted on
11/01/2004 9:39:45 AM PST
by
oldleft
To: cwiz24
America Tells Kerry to 'Shove It'
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posted on
11/01/2004 9:39:45 AM PST
by
cwiz24
(Hey Yankees fans---Now who's ya daddy?)
To: ken5050
"Courts to Decide" "Results in December?"
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posted on
11/01/2004 9:40:12 AM PST
by
politicalwit
(They want your vote... but not your voice.)
To: ken5050
To: ken5050
To: ken5050
Here's your winner. No need to go any further. BTW -- this one can be used no matter who wins -- with a slight change in puncuation:
If Bush wins:
Bush-Wacked
If Bush loses:
Bush Wacked
To: ken5050
Bush Wins!
Theresa Heinz-Kerry admitted to hospital for alcohol poisoning
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posted on
11/01/2004 9:41:21 AM PST
by
Phantom Lord
(Advantages are taken, not handed out)
To: Braak
"BUSH LANDSLIDE: 56-44%. Bin-Laden demands recount."
To: ken5050
BUSH WINS DECISIVELY!
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posted on
11/01/2004 9:41:56 AM PST
by
Jeff Head
(www.dragonsfuryseries.com)
To: ken5050
Bush Flushes The Johns.
GOP celebrates big win. Daschle, Edwards file for unemployment.
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posted on
11/01/2004 9:42:05 AM PST
by
A Balrog of Morgoth
(With fire, sword, and stinging whip I drive the Rats in terror before me.)
To: ken5050
"Bush Wins, Michael Moore In Coma"
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posted on
11/01/2004 9:42:10 AM PST
by
Rocko
(The BoSox win, Senator Botox® loses.)
To: ken5050
Bush Selected Again (NYT)
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posted on
11/01/2004 9:42:22 AM PST
by
Sundog
(Cheers)
To: ken5050
Bush Wins! Rove tells kerry to put some ketchup on it.
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posted on
11/01/2004 9:42:22 AM PST
by
knak
(The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing)
To: ken5050
Bush Wins By Suspiciously Large Margin; Kerry Campaign Claims Voter Disenfranchisement
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posted on
11/01/2004 9:42:26 AM PST
by
kevkrom
(Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. But it rocks absolutely, too.)
To: ken5050
Banner headline
MINOR ECONOMIC INDICATOR WE'VE NEVER QUOTED BEFORE "WORRISOME" SAY OUR NEWS ROOM STAFF
(under the fold)
Bush Re-Elected
To: ken5050
F'ing Electoral Landslide - more than 50%of the vote - The mess in Iraq the main reason for change
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