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FR Contest: Write the Headline for Wednesday's Newspaper!!!
one man's opinion

Posted on 11/01/2004 9:38:23 AM PST by ken5050

OK..here's your assignment. You're the editor of a major metropolitan TABLOID, like the NY POST, or DAILY NEWS. You're getting ready for Wednesday's paper, and you need a headline for the front page....Remember this is a TABLOID..so it's got to be SHORT, ( with brief words as well)and SNAPPY, and humor is desirable. Give it your best shot....Suggestion: Ten words MAX ( less is better)


TOPICS: Announcements; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: headline
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To: ken5050

IT'S BUSH AGAIN !!!!!!!!

FRANCE VOWS TO BOYCOTT AMERICAN DEODORANTS


121 posted on 11/01/2004 10:09:46 AM PST by XRdsRev ("John Kerry - Taking both sides of every issue since 1985")
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To: ken5050
Presidency up in the Air as Ohio, New Mexico Mired in Ballot Controversy;
NM Gov. Richardson Claims NM Latinos Intimidated

122 posted on 11/01/2004 10:09:52 AM PST by hispanarepublicana (Miss Free Republic High School-198?)
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To: ken5050
Bush Wins:

Many New Red States as
Americans Say to Osama:

...Bring It On
123 posted on 11/01/2004 10:13:18 AM PST by zencycler
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To: ken5050

For the second time in as many years, Angry White Men Thwarted Our Collective Efforts Once Again!


124 posted on 11/01/2004 10:13:23 AM PST by CWW (Only a few days remaining -- get the vote out folks!!)
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To: hispanarepublicana
You obviously don't take instructions/suggestions/hints/ well....(g)

BTW..it's a good sign that Heather Wilson's gonna win..

125 posted on 11/01/2004 10:13:55 AM PST by ken5050
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To: toomanygrasshoppers

That's the best. You win.


126 posted on 11/01/2004 10:14:44 AM PST by no dems (NICE GUYS FINISH LAST. GET RADICAL !!!)
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To: ken5050

WE'RE SERIES..BUSH WINS HUGH!!!


127 posted on 11/01/2004 10:15:06 AM PST by politicket
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To: ken5050

Bush Steamrolls Kerry!


128 posted on 11/01/2004 10:15:33 AM PST by writer33 (Try this link: http://www.whiskeycreekpress.com/books/electivedecisions.shtml)
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To: nutmeg

Thanks for the ping!


129 posted on 11/01/2004 10:16:15 AM PST by writer33 (Try this link: http://www.whiskeycreekpress.com/books/electivedecisions.shtml)
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To: ken5050

KERRY'S @SS KICKED SWIFTLY BY VIETNAM VETS!


130 posted on 11/01/2004 10:16:17 AM PST by politicket
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To: agooga
MASS VOTING BOOTH FAILURES!
Bush claims victory!
Kerry/Edwards and new cabinet and Democrat lawyers arrive at White House demanding Bush vacate the premises! Democrat lawyers try to secure voter ballots from polling stations and hold them until they can present them to the Supreme Court
131 posted on 11/01/2004 10:17:06 AM PST by TheForceOfOne
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To: cwiz24

Recent poll wrong: White men love Bush.


132 posted on 11/01/2004 10:17:35 AM PST by RightthinkinAmerican (Is the Republican attack machine an assault weapon?)
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To: ken5050
BUSH WINS!!!!!

Christian Conservatives says " TO GOD BE THE GLORY!!"

133 posted on 11/01/2004 10:17:50 AM PST by pollywog (Psalm 121;1 I Lift my eyes to the hills from whence cometh my help.)
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To: ken5050
FREEREPUBLIC SWITCHES TO ALL VANITY FORMAT!!!
Beebers Stuned

134 posted on 11/01/2004 10:17:54 AM PST by avg_freeper (Gunga galunga. Gunga, gunga galunga)
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To: ken5050

KERRY'S LOSS IS BUSH'S FAULT

SOROS TO JOIN OBL IN EXILE


135 posted on 11/01/2004 10:18:45 AM PST by DTA (Proud Pajamista)
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To: ken5050

KERRY'S LOSS IS BUSH'S FAULT

SOROS TO JOIN OBL IN EXILE


136 posted on 11/01/2004 10:19:09 AM PST by DTA (Proud Pajamista)
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To: itsinthebag

Kerry Wins Landslide
Kerry 271, Bush 267


137 posted on 11/01/2004 10:19:22 AM PST by jern (The only poll that this site think is accurate, is the poll with W. in the lead.)
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To: RightthinkinAmerican

You could draw in the perverts by making it "Women Think Bush is Good"


138 posted on 11/01/2004 10:19:56 AM PST by cwiz24 (Hey Yankees fans---Now who's ya daddy?)
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To: ken5050
DEJA VU?


139 posted on 11/01/2004 10:22:01 AM PST by unixfox (Close the borders, problems solved!)
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To: ken5050

BUSH WINS! - Women and Minorities Hardest Hit


140 posted on 11/01/2004 10:22:36 AM PST by Egon (If Kerry had been right about screwed-up returning vets, he wouldn't have lived to see 1975!)
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