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FR Contest: Write the Headline for Wednesday's Newspaper!!!
one man's opinion

Posted on 11/01/2004 9:38:23 AM PST by ken5050

OK..here's your assignment. You're the editor of a major metropolitan TABLOID, like the NY POST, or DAILY NEWS. You're getting ready for Wednesday's paper, and you need a headline for the front page....Remember this is a TABLOID..so it's got to be SHORT, ( with brief words as well)and SNAPPY, and humor is desirable. Give it your best shot....Suggestion: Ten words MAX ( less is better)


TOPICS: Announcements; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: headline
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To: ken5050

BUSH LANDSLIDE

KERRY DUTY DENIED!


201 posted on 11/01/2004 12:21:32 PM PST by Flamenco Lady (4 More Years!)
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To: ken5050

Terresa tells Kerry to find another place to live


202 posted on 11/01/2004 12:23:18 PM PST by NorseWood
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To: ken5050

Bush Truimphant! Evil Thwarted!


203 posted on 11/01/2004 12:35:23 PM PST by ClearBlueSky (Whenever someone says it's not about Islam-it's about Islam. Jesus loves you, Allah wants you dead!)
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To: ken5050

Another Election Stolen by Republicans
Kerry Vows to Fight on In Courts
Millions Upon Millions Disenfranchised.
Hollywood Relocates to Paris


204 posted on 11/01/2004 12:40:28 PM PST by Scales (Prevent outsourcing of national defense to France- Vote Bush Cheney)
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To: ken5050

Another Election Stolen by Republicans
Kerry Vows to Fight on In Courts
Millions Upon Millions Disenfranchised.
Hollywood Relocates to Paris


205 posted on 11/01/2004 12:40:41 PM PST by Scales (Prevent outsourcing of national defense to France- Vote Bush Cheney)
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To: ken5050

Another Election Stolen by Republicans
Kerry Vows to Fight on In Courts
Millions Upon Millions Disenfranchised.
Hollywood Relocates to Paris


206 posted on 11/01/2004 12:40:45 PM PST by Scales (Prevent outsourcing of national defense to France- Vote Bush Cheney)
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To: ken5050

Another Election Stolen by Republicans
Kerry Vows to Fight on In Courts
Millions Upon Millions Disenfranchised.
Hollywood Relocates to Paris


207 posted on 11/01/2004 12:41:00 PM PST by Scales (Prevent outsourcing of national defense to France- Vote Bush Cheney)
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To: ken5050

Another Election Stolen by Republicans
Kerry Vows to Fight on In Courts
Millions Upon Millions Disenfranchised.
Hollywood Relocates to Paris


208 posted on 11/01/2004 12:41:00 PM PST by Scales (Prevent outsourcing of national defense to France- Vote Bush Cheney)
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To: Scales

a Qunituple post...kewl...


209 posted on 11/01/2004 12:44:21 PM PST by ken5050
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To: ken5050

Sorry, this site must be maxing out today. I would hit the post button and nothing happened. Lesson learned. Let it sit and eventually it will post.


210 posted on 11/01/2004 12:50:32 PM PST by Scales (Prevent outsourcing of national defense to France- Vote Bush Cheney)
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To: ken5050

Nader Offered Secret Service Protection for Life


211 posted on 11/01/2004 12:51:43 PM PST by sefarkas (why vote Democrate-lite???)
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To: ken5050
NYT ...

JOBLESS CLAIMS UP

Daschle Unemployed

Kerry/Edwards Underemployed


212 posted on 11/01/2004 1:07:16 PM PST by CPL BAUM (for the greater glory of God, Country & Corps)
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To: ken5050

"DEWEY WINS!"


213 posted on 11/01/2004 1:08:56 PM PST by wtc911 (W will win because God still loves America)
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To: ken5050

How about:

BUSH IN A BREEZE!


214 posted on 11/01/2004 1:10:53 PM PST by finnigan2
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To: Charles Henrickson; ken5050
BUSH APPARENT VICTOR, BUT DOES THE U.S. WIN?!
All Eyes on U.N. Inspectors -- Rampant Fraud Suspected
215 posted on 11/01/2004 1:12:28 PM PST by mikrofon (Kerry is the only UNacceptable choice.)
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To: ken5050

"BUSH WINS SQUEAKER 52 to 44"


216 posted on 11/01/2004 1:13:39 PM PST by HamiltonJay ("You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.")
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To: ken5050

"MASSIVE VOTER FRAUD - Bush wins in 'landslide.'"


You know that's what they'll call it. They'll make massive use of the infamous 'quote marks.'


217 posted on 11/01/2004 1:14:40 PM PST by Terriergal ("Woe to you...Blind guides, who strain out a gnat and swallow a camel!"Matthew 23:23a,24)
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To: cwiz24
America Tells Kerry to 'Shove It'

LOL if only the papers were conservative! FOXNEWS people you gotta use this one!

218 posted on 11/01/2004 1:15:36 PM PST by Terriergal ("Woe to you...Blind guides, who strain out a gnat and swallow a camel!"Matthew 23:23a,24)
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To: ken5050
Bush Wins

Kerry Vows Not to Share His Plan

219 posted on 11/01/2004 1:17:15 PM PST by Attillathehon
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To: TruthHound
STREISAND EXPLODES!

She is getting rather large isn't she!

220 posted on 11/01/2004 1:17:33 PM PST by Terriergal ("Woe to you...Blind guides, who strain out a gnat and swallow a camel!"Matthew 23:23a,24)
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