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FR Contest: Write the Headline for Wednesday's Newspaper!!!
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Posted on 11/01/2004 9:38:23 AM PST by ken5050
OK..here's your assignment. You're the editor of a major metropolitan TABLOID, like the NY POST, or DAILY NEWS. You're getting ready for Wednesday's paper, and you need a headline for the front page....Remember this is a TABLOID..so it's got to be SHORT, ( with brief words as well)and SNAPPY, and humor is desirable. Give it your best shot....Suggestion: Ten words MAX ( less is better)
TOPICS: Announcements; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: headline
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To: ken5050
Kerry Okied!
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posted on
11/01/2004 1:18:30 PM PST
by
Old Professer
(About the hearty and haughty the humble harbor a horrid hatred that hobbles the heavy heart.)
To: ken5050
Mine is too long...but what a fantasy...
Kerry chokes on own arrogance.
Terezuh refuses to perform the Heimlich.
Johhny Edwards chases ambulance that took him away.
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posted on
11/01/2004 1:18:33 PM PST
by
cjshapi
To: ken5050
BUSH WINS!!! KERRY REFUSES TO CONCEDE!!!
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posted on
11/01/2004 1:19:50 PM PST
by
airborne
(God answers all prayers. Sometimes the answer is ,"No".)
To: ken5050
BUSH WINS 52%-47% - KERRY TO ATTEND SUMMIT WITH BIN LADEN
To: ken5050
BUSH WINS!
Kerry puts in for 4th Purple Heart
225
posted on
11/01/2004 1:20:05 PM PST
by
P8riot
(A gun is just a substitute for a penis, so when attacked by a mugger one should pull out a..........)
To: ken5050
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posted on
11/01/2004 1:22:54 PM PST
by
Pharmboy
(History's greatest agent for freedom: The US Armed Forces)
To: ken5050
BUSH WINS!
Shortage of U-Hauls in Hollywood (Bush's Fault)
or
BUSH WINS!
Rest of World Decides to Leave Planet; Only Poland, Italy, and Japan to Remain
To: hispanarepublicana
I still maintain Richardson and the NM dems will steal NM, regardless of the votes cast! Sorry :((
To: ken5050; Americanwolfsbrother
BUSH WINS!!!Micheal Moore,Barbara Striesand, and Sean Penn Seen leading Leftist exodus to LAX To leave country.
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posted on
11/01/2004 1:48:02 PM PST
by
Americanwolf
(Paintball Gun: $44..Accessories: $55. Protecting campaign sign from Union thugs: Priceless!)
To: ken5050
Bush defects Kerry and Osama Bin Laden
To: BushisTheMan
To: ken5050
America 1
France 0
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posted on
11/01/2004 3:34:23 PM PST
by
weegee
(4 out of 3 Democrats will vote for Kerry this election.)
To: Petronski
Companion story to that article, Peter Jennings Contemplates Returning To Canada
233
posted on
11/01/2004 3:37:05 PM PST
by
weegee
(4 out of 3 Democrats will vote for Kerry this election.)
To: weegee
BUSH WINS AGAIN
Kerry Urges Followers To Follow Him To Guyana For Some Refreshing Kool Aid
234
posted on
11/01/2004 3:40:12 PM PST
by
weegee
(4 out of 3 Democrats will vote for Kerry this election.)
To: ken5050
Here's Thursday's headline:
John Kerry Was Dishonorably Discharged From Military
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posted on
11/01/2004 3:41:23 PM PST
by
weegee
(4 out of 3 Democrats will vote for Kerry this election.)
To: ken5050
PRESIDENT BUSH DEFEATS KERRY...Soros heads to his monastery..
236
posted on
11/01/2004 3:46:56 PM PST
by
LisaMalia
(In Memory of Sgt. James W."Billy" Lunsford..KIA 11-29-69 Binh Dinh S. Vietnam)
To: ken5050
How about...?
" Here Ended the Lesson"- BUSH!
237
posted on
11/01/2004 3:52:50 PM PST
by
ClearBlueSky
(Whenever someone says it's not about Islam-it's about Islam. Jesus loves you, Allah wants you dead!)
To: weegee
238
posted on
11/01/2004 3:57:30 PM PST
by
weegee
(4 out of 3 Democrats will vote for Kerry this election.)
To: ken5050
Bush Wins Landslide!
Kerry: "But I was in Vietnam, G*DD#AMN!T!!!!"
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posted on
11/01/2004 4:03:26 PM PST
by
noblejones
(The Focus group folks told him to do this . . .)
To: ken5050
LANDSLIDE!!!
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posted on
11/01/2004 4:12:05 PM PST
by
hope
(The democrats are hellbent on destroying the electoral process.)
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