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FR Contest: Write the Headline for Wednesday's Newspaper!!!
one man's opinion
Posted on 11/01/2004 9:38:23 AM PST by ken5050
OK..here's your assignment. You're the editor of a major metropolitan TABLOID, like the NY POST, or DAILY NEWS. You're getting ready for Wednesday's paper, and you need a headline for the front page....Remember this is a TABLOID..so it's got to be SHORT, ( with brief words as well)and SNAPPY, and humor is desirable. Give it your best shot....Suggestion: Ten words MAX ( less is better)
TOPICS: Announcements; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: headline
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To: ken5050
AMERICA WINS! (WSJ)
AMERICA LOSES... (NYT)
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posted on
11/01/2004 9:46:18 AM PST
by
wizardoz
(Votez pour Jean Kerry!!)
To: ken5050
BUSH WINS BIG!!
Hilary and Bill on Suicide Watch
To: ken5050
Election Over Quickly: Defeated Kerry/Edwards Share Tears Over Pint of Ice Cream.
(picture of Kerry/Edwards in matching nightgowns)
Kerry Dishonorably Discharged from the Election
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posted on
11/01/2004 9:47:36 AM PST
by
IMKDnom
To: ken5050
Samwise Still Asleep
Too Many Margaritas
Film at 11:00
45
posted on
11/01/2004 9:47:47 AM PST
by
Samwise
(W4)
To: ken5050
Zogby Moves to an Undisclosed Location
46
posted on
11/01/2004 9:47:48 AM PST
by
NewMediaFan
(Fake but accurate)
To: ken5050
47
posted on
11/01/2004 9:48:01 AM PST
by
scott7278
(Vanities! Vanities! Everyone's posting vanities!)
To: ken5050
BUSH WINS BIG!Network News Anchors Commit Suicide On Camera
To: itsinthebag
Close but no cigar (pardon the pun):
BUSH WINS BIG!!
Hillary announces 2008 Bid
49
posted on
11/01/2004 9:48:31 AM PST
by
ssaftler
(Does the 2008 Presidential Race start on 11/3?)
To: ken5050
"KERRY WINS BIG IN MASS"
"Bush narrowly carries the other 49"
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posted on
11/01/2004 9:48:37 AM PST
by
toomanygrasshoppers
("Hold on to your hats.....it's going to be a bumpy night")
To: SAJ
To: ken5050
NYT: Bush Wins: Women and Minorities affected most.
All others: Dan Rather kills himself on-air after declaring Bush win.
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posted on
11/01/2004 9:48:57 AM PST
by
CSM43
(A plan is not a litany of complaints.)
To: ken5050
Either:
Kerry Wins!
Americans reject George Bush
Bush Barely Wins
Americans deeply divided
53
posted on
11/01/2004 9:49:02 AM PST
by
Paradox
(Occam was probably right.)
To: ken5050
U.S. Stays in the Bushes
(sub-head) Record-setting Pubbie Pickups in House & Senate
Then an article below the fold:
Syria Announces it Will Follow Lybia's Lead
(sub-head) To Turn Over all WMBs to U.S. in Weeks
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posted on
11/01/2004 9:49:22 AM PST
by
savedbygrace
("No Monday morning quarterback has never led a team to victory" GW Bush)
To: ken5050
BUSH'S COAT TAILS LONGEST EVER IN HISTORY!!!
55
posted on
11/01/2004 9:49:35 AM PST
by
Two-Bits
(I am voting in memory of those innocents that were incinerated on 9/11! Vote George W Bush)
To: ken5050
Bush Wins! Hillary Thrilled!
56
posted on
11/01/2004 9:49:40 AM PST
by
ladylib
To: ken5050
WORST ECONOMY IN 50 YEARS THREATENS TO ENGULF PRESIDENT
bush wins
To: ken5050
BUSH WINS IN A SWIFT CONTEST!
To: ken5050
FOUR MORE JEARS!
Dems Vow To Whine About Defeat Until '08
To: ken5050
AMERICANS' HAVE SPOKEN WITH THEIR VOTES BUSH WINS BY A LANDSLIDE
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posted on
11/01/2004 9:50:55 AM PST
by
shield
(The Greatest Scientific Discoveries of the Century Reveal God!!!! by Dr. H. Ross, Astrophysicist)
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