Posted on 11/05/2004 8:42:34 PM PST by Arpege92
Love him or hate him, he sure hits the nail on the head with this! To anyone with kids of any age, here's some advice. Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world.
Rule 1: Life is not fair - get used to it!
Rule 2: The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.
Rule 3: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.
Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.
Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity, Your grandparents had a different word for burger flipping - they called it opportunity.
Rule 6: If you mess up, it's not your parents fault, so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them.
Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from parasites of your parent's generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.
Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools they have abolished failing grades and they'll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.
Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time.
Rule 10: Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.
Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.
It's fun, but, regrettably, it's an urban legend.
Sorry, but I do not believe Bill Gates said these things. He's WAY to liberal.
I got this as an email once. I made copies and gave it to some of my teachers.
"So, did Mr. Microsoft really say these things? No, he didn't. This frequently forwarded and oft-misattributed piece is actually the work of one Charles J. Sykes.
Mr. Sykes' original list contained three more nuggets of wisdom. The question of whether this list was cut short so that it could be attributed to Gates, or it was attributed to Gates because it was cut short ranks right up there with "which came first the chicken or the egg?".
In e-mail forwards, it's very common for witty things to be misattributed. We either can't remember the actual source, are too lazy to look it up, lack the ability to look it up, or are just plain wrong. Virtually any joke about southerners being dumb is attributed to Jeff Foxworthy. Witty one-liners (such as: "Why do we park in the driveway and drive on the parkway?") are said to be the work of comedian Steven Wright. Even the Dalai Lama isn't immune from misattribution.
If you like the advice (and most of it is very good), go ahead and forward it on, but remove the junk first. Or, respect Mr. Sykes' copyrights and Break this Chain! "
Sounds like the exact talking points from Rush today when he took on 'Claire' for an extended time. It just goes to prove confronting idiocy does not have a monopoly.
There's no "danger music" in the real world.
This is bogus. Ranks right up there with "I'm a Bad American."
Read up on urban legends.
http://www.snopes.com/language/document/liferule.htm
I heard that while driving around and immediately wondered if a Freeper somewhere was posting a "Rush is on fire today" thread.
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Bill Gates has never, ever said anything even remotely this interesting in any speech he's ever delivered. Never. Ever.
Rule No. 1: Life is not fair. Get used to it. The average teen-ager uses the phrase "It's not fair" 8.6 times a day. You got it from your parents, who said it so often you decided they must be the most idealistic generation ever. When they started hearing it from their own kids, they realized Rule No. 1.
Rule No. 2: The real world won't care as much about your self-esteem as much as your school does. It'll expect you to accomplish something before you feel good about yourself. This may come as a shock. Usually, when inflated self-esteem meets reality, kids complain that it's not fair. (See Rule No. 1)
Rule No. 3: Sorry, you won't make $40,000 a year right out of high school. And you won't be a vice president or have a car phone either. You may even have to wear a uniform that doesn't have a Gap label.
Rule No. 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait 'til you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure, so he tends to be a bit edgier. When you screw up, he's not going to ask you how you feel about it.
Rule No. 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your grandparents had a different word for burger flipping. They called it opportunity. They weren't embarrassed making minimum wage either. They would have been embarrassed to sit around talking about Kurt Cobain all weekend.
Rule No. 6: It's not your parents' fault. If you screw up, you are responsible. This is the flip side of "It's my life," and "You're not the boss of me," and other eloquent proclamations of your generation. When you turn 18, it's on your dime. Don't whine about it, or you'll sound like a baby boomer.
Rule No. 7: Before you were born your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way paying your bills, cleaning up your room and listening to you tell them how idealistic you are. And by the way, before you save the rain forest from the blood-sucking parasites of your parents' generation, try delousing the closet in your bedroom.
Rule No. 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers. Life hasn't. In some schools, they'll give you as many times as you want to get the right answer. Failing grades have been abolished and class valedictorians scrapped, lest anyone's feelings be hurt. Effort is as important as results. This, of course, bears not the slightest resemblance to anything in real life. (See Rule No. 1, Rule No. 2 and Rule No. 4.)
Rule No. 9: Life is not divided into semesters, and you don't get summers off. Not even Easter break. They expect you to show up every day. For eight hours. And you don't get a new life every 10 weeks. It just goes on and on. While we're at it, very few jobs are interested in fostering your self-expression or helping you find yourself. Fewer still lead to self-realization. (See Rule No. 1 and Rule No. 2.)
Rule No. 10: Television is not real life. Your life is not a sitcom. Your problems will not all be solved in 30 minutes, minus time for commercials. In real life, people actually have to leave the coffee shop to go to jobs. Your friends will not be as perky or pliable as Jennifer Aniston.
Rule No. 11: Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could.
Rule No. 12: Smoking does not make you look cool. It makes you look moronic. Next time you're out cruising, watch an 11-year-old with a butt in his mouth. That's what you look like to anyone over 20. Ditto for "expressing yourself" with purple hair and/or pierced body parts.
Rule No. 13: You are not immortal. (See Rule No. 12.) If you are under the impression that living fast, dying young and leaving a beautiful corpse is romantic, you obviously haven't seen one of your peers at room temperature lately.
Rule No. 14: Enjoy this while you can. Sure parents are a pain, school's a bother, and life is depressing. But someday you'll realize how wonderful it was to be a kid. Maybe you should start now. You're welcome.
OH, AND BY THE WAY -- "THE BILL OF NO RIGHTS" WAS WRITTEN BY LEWIS NAPPER, NOT MITCHELL KAYE. See: http://www.snopes.com/language/document/norights.htm#napper
The REAL Bill of NO Rights is HERE: http://www.freedomlobby.org/bunker/billofno.html
Old stuff passed around years ago in email.
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