Posted on 11/18/2004 4:59:56 PM PST by Dan from Michigan
Heh... that reminds me of my barbeque apron, which reads: "Lead Me Not Into Temptation... I Can Find It Myself!"
The truth will always be discovered. This is the ultimate in passive agressive behavior. Then again given the increased mental stupidity of the modern urban (gorezone) woman they may be too dense to get it otherwise.
(s)So Bill Clinton could have just said Monica was a cry for attention from Hitlary? 37 crys.(/s)
I can do that. Men just like to give stupid little ideas a tryout:)
It works! That's how I got released from a hospital after a physical- flirting with a receptive nurse: "How many pasties (electrodes) do you keep in that pocket?" It went on for 1.5 hours, long enough for another nurse to call the doctor and say "HEY! Those two are having too much fun in that room over there!"
I got discharged on the spot:)
Her picture here :
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,5-2004532286,00.html
How about if I leave my wife at home?
Can't believe I've been stuck behind a desk all these years when I could have been doing this.
Course with my luck one of the offended women would have attacked me an set my hair on fire.
Here is her picture
Not a bad job, too. Just driving around and flirting with guys.
A smart company would make her Vice President of Marketing:)
Keepsies? I want that agate.
Grand eyez
Old Skool:
Jiveman1: Sheeeet, man, that honkey mus' be messin' my old lady
got to be runnin' col' upsihd down his head!
Subtitle: GOLLY, THAT WHITE FELLOW SHOULD STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE
OR I WILL PUNCH HIM.
Jiveman2: Hey Holm, I can dig it! You know he ain't gonna lay no
mo' big rap upon you man!
Subtitle: YES, HE IS WRONG FOR DOING THAT.
Jiveman1: I say hey sky, s'other say I won say I pray to J I get
the same ol' same ol.
Subtitle: I KNEW A MAN IN A SIMILAR PREDICAMENT, AND HE ENDED UP
BEING SORRY.
Jiveman2: Knock yourself a pro slick. Gray matter back got
perform' us' down I take TCBin, man'.
Subtitle: DON'T BE NAIVE ARTHUR. EACH OF US FACES A CLEAR MORAL
CHOICE.
Jiveman1: You know wha' they say: See a broad to get that bodiac
lay'er down an' smack 'em yack 'em.
Subtitle: EARLY TO BED, EARLY TO RISE, MAKES A MAN HEALTHY,
WEALTHY AND WISE.
Together: Col' got to be! Yo!
Subtitle: HOW TRUE!
Together: Sheeeeeeet!
Subtitle: GOLLY.
For No One
( J. Lennon, P. McCartney )
Your day breaks, your mind aches,
You find that all her words
Of kindness linger on when she no longer needs you.
She wakes up, she makes up,
She takes her time and doesn't
Feel she has to hurry she no longer needs you.
And in her eyes you see nothing,
No sign of love behind the tears cried for no one.
A love that should have lasted years.
You want her, you need her,
And yet you don't believe her
When she says her love is dead you think she needs you
And in her eyes you see nothing,
No sign of love behind the tears cried for no one.
A love that should have lasted years.
You stay home, she goes out,
She says that long ago
She knew someone but now he's gone, she doesn't need him.
Your day breaks, your mind aches,
There will be times
When all the things you said will fill your head, you
won't forget her.
And in her eyes you see nothing,
No sign of love behind the tears cried for no one.
A love that should have lasted years.
Her Picture...She is a cutie too.
No, No . I'm not afraid of my wife, like most of you pansey assed guys. Just last week I had my wife on her knees begging...for me to come out from under the bed and fight like a man.
LOL. There was a time in my life about 12 years ago I actually wished I could find something like this. I sure would have paid for the service.
Yes that's it. Now if your were "SortaGoodGirlInRed", this thread would make more sense to you.
Sometimes it's not flirting though. Some of us are just being nice guys......really. :)
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