[EllaMinnow]

This DU thread is hilarious!


http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=203x240894

Senator Lautenberg threatens to arrest Andy Stephenson


“To the people of NJ from Andy Stephenson.

I just spoke with Frank Lautenberg in the elevator. I first asked Senator Lautenberg if he had a few minutes to talk to me. He said yes. I began to talk to him about the voting issues I found in Florida and Ohio. He couldn’t get out of the elevator quick enough.

Being the tenacious person I am, I followed him out and asked, “Senator won’t you please look at the evidence? Won’t you please stand with Mr. Conyers? Won’t you please stand for the American People?”

Mr. Lautenberg said, ”I don’t want to hear this.”

I said, “Mr. Lautenberg, I have seen the evidence, I’ve seen it with my own eyes. I discovered it.

To which he replied, “If you don’t leave me alone and stop harassing me, I will have you arrested.”

I said to Mr. Lautenberg, “If you stand with Mr. Conyers, you will be a hero.”

Senator Lautenberg said, “I am a hero. I was in World War II.”

I replied, “You won’t be in the eyes of the American people if you don’t stand up with Mr. Conyers tomorrow.”

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Such crybabies! Such drama queens!

[jerseyareyououtthere]

You're being gentle on them. I see the kitties aren't wearing their armor while they're donating.

[airborne]

[The Mayor]

[Hat-Trick]

I'll donate this:

It contains the answers they seek. As the Warden at Shawshank remarked - "Salvation lies within".

[CzarNicky]

I'll donate some tin foil.

[SandRat]

What a load!

[Dallas59]

MAJOR DEPRESSION ALERT....

Our water supply will be unfit to drink.......



Kerry is not President. Sometimes I fall so deep that I am afraid to climb back up, and I am alone.



Kerry is not President. Each day is new and I am the same, Every day, Every minute, my dreary life moves along without me.



Kerry is not President. I am afraid, I have failed, am failing, right now, again and again, and it's all my fault.

[woofie]

This thread at DU is about the NY Times article and Fox coverage of the DU post concerning the Tsunami:


http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=2907807&mesg_id=2907807


Its their "official" position and of course covers Freepers

[processing please hold]

Aren't KLEENEX a French product?

How fitting if it is.

[small voice in the wilderness]

I would like to donate some bootstraps, with instructions. They'll never figure them out, it requires self-help.

[countess]

I'd like to donate a special ~Darwin Shock-n-Awe~ Award to the DUmmy that Brit Hume and the NYT quoted. From the Grapevine transcript(Jan 4):

Back in the U.S., meanwhile, a writer on the Web site Democratic Underground (search) said President Bush and the war in Iraq could be to blame. The writer, quoted by The New York Times, says,

"You know, we've exploded many millions of tons of ordnance upon this poor planet. All that 'shock and awe' stuff ... Perhaps the earth was just reacting to something that man has done to injure it."

[cyborg]

LOL!!!

[Tall_Texan]

I recognize that bridge!!

That's Clinton's "Bridge To The 21st Century!!"

Seems he and Hill were the only ones who crossed it safely.

[Poser]

A good way to relieve depression is to see people more miserable than they are. This should do the trick...
There. They should feel better now.

[VRWC For Truth]

[sweetliberty]

I will donate these items:

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[Revolting cat!]

I'd like to donate the San Francisco Embarcadero Freeway!