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Yay! I'm famous! (BigB's ULTIMATE vanity!)
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Posted on 01/21/2005 6:08:44 AM PST by TheBigB

Yesterday was a bitter day indeed for our friends at DirtyUnderpants.com. President Bush was inaugurated for his second term (not that French guy whose name escapes me at the moment)...NOT ONE DAMN DIME DAY turned quickly to WASTE OF DAMN TIME DAY...Che and Karl are STILL dead...

So they decided to focus their anger and frustration onto one individual. WHO, you may ask! WHO is this powerful right-wing figure who drove them to fury? Karl Rove? George W. Bush? Shannen Doherty? Nope.

Me. :)

Yep, that's right. Little ol' inoffensive, innocent-as-a-newborn-lamb fuzzball me.

Turns out that they take great umbrage to my FReeper homepage. They started their own thread about it here: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2469227

Needless to say, when informed of this by OSHA, I was vexed. "Why?" I cried! "What BRINGETH their fire down on me?" "What CAUSETH their righteous indignation?" "How DOESETH this lint keep accumulating in my belly button?"

Turns out that they don't like the pics on my page. Well, specifically, they don't like my pics of scantily-clad famous babes like Jessica Simpson, Rose McGowan, Jaime Pressly, etc. You'd THINK they have more important things to worry about, but no.

So I am now looked down upon by DUh. Which is roughly akin to being called "untalented" by Ashlee Simpson. I added a special welcome message just for them. ;-) You can visit my page and see what upset them, if you haven't done so. But of course, if you think you might not like it, then just don't go. It's that simple. If you do, keep these rules in mind:

Heh. :) I'm sure they'll find this thread eventually, so I'd like to leave them with the ULTIMATE offensive pic (to them, anyway). So...

Enjoy! :)


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To: evets

Go Patriots!!!!!


81 posted on 01/21/2005 6:41:07 AM PST by TXBSAFH (Never underestimate the power of human stupidity--Robert Heinlein)
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To: TheBigB

And the problem with the Yankees????

Darling Husband wants to know if the young ladies on your homepage are wearing "Business Casual" ;-)


82 posted on 01/21/2005 6:42:52 AM PST by KosmicKitty (Well... There you go again!)
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To: KosmicKitty

We'll, you've done it. Here goes:


Nena - 99 Red Balloons (English Version Of 99 Luftballons)

You and I in a little toy shop
buy a bag of balloons with the money we've got
Set them free at the break of dawn
'Til one by one, they were gone
Back at base, bugs in the software
Flash the message, "Something's out there"
Floating in the summer sky
99 red balloons go by.

99 red balloons floating in the summer sky
Panic bells, it's red alert
There's something here from somewhere else
The war machine springs to life
Opens up one eager eye
Focusing it on the sky
Where 99 red balloons go by.

99 Decision Street, 99 ministers meet
To worry, worry, super-scurry
Call the troops out in a hurry
This is what we've waited for
This is it boys, this is war
The president is on the line
As 99 red balloons go by.

99 Knights of the air
ride super-high-tech jet fighters
Everyone's a Silverhero
Everyone's a Captain Kirk
With orders to identify
To clarify and classify
Scramble in the summer sky
As 99 red balloons go by.

As 99 red balloons go by.

99 dreams I have had
In every one a red balloon
It's all over and I'm standin' pretty
In this dust that was a city
If I could find a souvenier
Just to prove the world was here...
And here is a red balloon
I think of you and let it go.


83 posted on 01/21/2005 6:43:14 AM PST by Petronski (Alles klar, Herr Kommissar?)
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To: trisham

In Pittsburgh, brewski comes in a bottle, not a jockstrap.


85 posted on 01/21/2005 6:43:50 AM PST by Petronski (Alles klar, Herr Kommissar?)
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To: martin_fierro; evets
Dude, that's like disturbingly close to being a temple.

Yeh, Peggy Noonan would be upset...... "too much religion being invoked there!"

86 posted on 01/21/2005 6:43:59 AM PST by beyond the sea (Andrea Mitchell is Barbra Streisand on peyote ......and the north end of a south bound mule.)
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To: trisham
You like Journey?

Don't Stop Believing... sadly, my senior class song :( Early Journey was okay... Wheel in the Sky...

87 posted on 01/21/2005 6:43:59 AM PST by YouPosting2Me
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To: Happygal
Here's a Huge Ackman just for you. ;)


88 posted on 01/21/2005 6:44:59 AM PST by TheBigB (Life is good. It'd be better if Jaime Pressly was here naked with a pizza. But it's still damn good.)
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To: TheBigB

Your welcome. :)

I was just reading the thread and was literally laughing out loud. I love this line from a person who thinks DU'ers shouldn't look at your pictures:

"The more time we spend looking at them the less time we have to work on our message."

I think you know your assignment for the day. ;)


89 posted on 01/21/2005 6:45:07 AM PST by proud American in Canada
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To: Fierce Allegiance

Awright, you got it!


90 posted on 01/21/2005 6:45:53 AM PST by TheBigB (Life is good. It'd be better if Jaime Pressly was here naked with a pizza. But it's still damn good.)
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To: KosmicKitty

Yes, I suppose that could be classified as "business VERY casual". :^)


91 posted on 01/21/2005 6:46:40 AM PST by TheBigB (Life is good. It'd be better if Jaime Pressly was here naked with a pizza. But it's still damn good.)
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To: Izzy Dunne

What are these pictures of?

Are they human?


92 posted on 01/21/2005 6:46:55 AM PST by Popman
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To: brownsfan; martin_fierro
and who doesn't like The Bus

Maybe this guy:

BANGALORE,...... A scooterist was run over by a Bangalore Metropolitan Transport Corporation bus in front of the Bangalore Mahanagara Palike head office here on Wednesday in Ulsoor Gate Police Station limits. The name of the victim was given as T. Bharatesh (32), a resident of Gandhinagar. Police said the bus (route number 162) hit Bharathesh from behind and left him with serious injuries. He was immediately taken to Sindhi hospital where he was declared dead.

"Serious injuries" alright.

;-)

93 posted on 01/21/2005 6:47:40 AM PST by beyond the sea (Andrea Mitchell is Barbra Streisand on peyote ......and the north end of a south bound mule.)
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To: TheBigB

Now, that's funny! I hope they continue to assume they have us (republicans) pegged--we're all far-right religious extremists!! LOL


94 posted on 01/21/2005 6:47:54 AM PST by sandlady
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To: TheBigB
The best line on their thread:

pretty sad that we couldn't out-smart these people...

LOL

95 posted on 01/21/2005 6:48:17 AM PST by Petronski (Alles klar, Herr Kommissar?)
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To: TheBigB

World's smallest violin bttt *LOL*


96 posted on 01/21/2005 6:50:04 AM PST by cyborg
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To: Petronski

God must love DUmmies, he made so many of them....


97 posted on 01/21/2005 6:50:23 AM PST by NeoCaveman (Attention all PEST sufferers, the suicide hotline is now operational. Call 1-800-BUSH-WON)
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To: Petronski
In Pittsburgh, brewski comes in a bottle, not a jockstrap.

*****************

Pittsburgh has always had a team worthy of respect.

But they don't have Tedy.


98 posted on 01/21/2005 6:50:25 AM PST by trisham
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To: Happygal
Whoops, it disappeared on me. Let's try another...

99 posted on 01/21/2005 6:50:47 AM PST by TheBigB (Life is good. It'd be better if Jaime Pressly was here naked with a pizza. But it's still damn good.)
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To: agrace

I dunno, agrace -- how DO you keep the Browns out of your backyard?


100 posted on 01/21/2005 6:51:12 AM PST by martin_fierro (Holder of an M.A. Degree in The Obvious)
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