Posted on 02/02/2005 11:34:49 PM PST by The Loan Arranger
NEW YORK--And it came to pass that Republican Jesus met with His advisers, strategists and corporate cronies. He took them and withdrew apart to a deserted city called Bethesda. But the multitudes followed Him nonetheless. So Republican Jesus asked His cronies to build Him a great stadium where He could welcome members of the multitudes able to pay Him an admission fee and purchase vast quantities of licensed merchandise at exorbitant prices.
He welcomed these people and sent off those who needed medical attention to a land called Canada.
The light of the day began to wane, so His toadies said to Republican Jesus: "Send these stinky riffraff away, that we may cross the Beltway to our home, and get steaks and baked potatoes and double martinis and crème brulées, for here we are in a barren place with naught but a TCBY and a vestigial relic of the Hardee's chain." He answered them: "Stop whining, for God's sake. You will soon have more than enough to eat."
They said to Him: "But we have a mere five Power Bars and two Diet Cokes. We are twelve advisers, strategists and corporate sycophants, and many of us are portly, and with all due respect, that sucks hard."
He told His hangers-on: "Sit down, shut up, and give me all of your money." After exchanging cynical glances, they did dig into their wallets and gave Him their loot. With that Republican Jesus raced to his waiting SUV and ordered his chauffeur to fly like the wind.
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Why post this hater..I don't bother reading his drivel.
ZOT!!
Soon you will learn, grasshopper. Ted Rall is ZOT bait.
It's called "Know Your Enemy."
Much like Michael Moore, if Rall didn't make an absolute ass of himself daily, no one would notice him at all.
What do you do with someone who feeds on attention?
Starve him to death.
Heartfelt pity for his desperate need to be noticed is the appropriate response, really....:)
This guy is so boring now because he's merely trying to get a rise. It's not offensive in the least because it's so freakin childish that he's sitting there thinking "What can I say that'll get them mad at me?"
If you don't have talent, you have to rely on screaming like a pig and hope someone pays attention.
He is nothing in the scheme of things.
The sad truth is that some people are hell-bent on spending eternity in hell. Mocking Jesus is evil.
I already tried that last August. JimRob didn't buy it.
Rall makes Aaron McGruder look like Van Gogh.
Finger wagging and in my very best "Maud" voice, "God will get you for that, Teddy!"
Denny Crane: "There are two places of truth. First God and then Fox News."
I hope this twit likes Brimstone.
Republican Jesus vs Demon rat satan
The battle continues from eons unknown. Foretold by ancient legends of a day when demon-rat claws will scale the walls of freedom and liberty. Poisoning the water with their diseased minds and leading our children down the path of confusion laced with moral relativism. One day a nuanced savior will arise from the fallen beast (Clinton) and wage the wrong war at the wrong time in the land of the white headed eagle. Through all the foreign lands, though they sleep with the hope of the nuanced savior grasping the world in his hand they awake with an rumble that shakes the earth....Bush won, so get over it!!!
Hey, can I do what Ted does? Seems like I'm pretty good. Can I Can I Can I...
This deserves one of our esteemed
Jacko/Pee-Wee series Twilight Zone awards.
He is an ignorant, POS. I used to like his stuff a long, long time ago. He should be deported to France.
BTW - I bet Pelosi has sores in her mouth from uttering God's Name so many times in her rebuttal attempt.
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