Posted on 04/27/2005 8:17:21 AM PDT by bitt
Pictures from his laptop are still slow in being released...FReepers have obtained some of his pictures here: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1391816/posts?page=85#85
The following are GENUINE speculations as to what and to whom he was sending...
Dear Live Journal - I dint g3t enny CaRds tudday. Damn th3m all to H3ll.
Mohammed (dont ask me which one. I swear somebody needs to change there name just so's I can t3ll th3m apARt) ennyway, M comz to m3 and h3's all, like, dude, and I'm all, like, dude, so I strapped a bomb to him an' bl3w him up. It wuz k3wl.
Looky whut Eye did with Bin BoBo. T33 H33
That OsAmA thinks h3's such hot cam3l dvng. JuSt wait. ON3 day h3's goNNa scr3w up, an' I'm goNNa go all jihad on his a$$.
by SlowBoat407
Multiple emails exchanged with Ted Kennedy discussing strategy for ending US occupation.
Thanks for all your spport in Congress.
Z
The Mr. Al-Zarqawi:
My name is Intombe Mubake and I am a Solicitor in Lagos Nigeria. A person, who I believe is your cousin, Abdul Al-Zarqawi passed away suddenly...
Repeat 50x, Spell Check is my friend
You're SO good!
Dear DemocraticUnderground.Com member,
We've been reviewing your posts, and we feel that you're not showing enough hatred towards the United States. As a result, we're suspending your account.
photo-shop and humor ping
They found those wacky wacky beheading bloopers!!
I'm sure that there are lots of ads for "VVViaGrAAAA" and "cI-A-L-Is".
Hey abu meet u in the crib over our favorite cafe 2nite. will wear that burqa that drives u crazy, boy! luv maria ruzicka yr infidel hotty.
Yaa lateefan bi khalqih, Dearest Osama,
The American Left has become our staunchest ally. They wish us to succeed in killing American troops and comitting acts of terror. I suggest we make contact with Shaykh Nancy Pelosi and Shayh Ted Kennedy to strategize. Let us then make Hajj with them, Allah Aykbar.
Whenever we meet any distress or difficulty, we recite the Du'aa taught by Hadhrat Khidhr (Alayhis salaam). It proved to be very beneficial and for all this he is most grateful to Allah. (Virtues of Hajj; Hadhrat Shaykh Zakariyyah, edited)
and Allah Ta'ala Knows Best
Muh'b al Zarqawi
Write to: Allah Natural, 72 Virgins Blvd., Damascus, Syria
April 23, 2005 3:38AM
Zarky,
Just wanted to remind you guys that the annivesary of Abu Garib is coming up...we have big plans here in the US Senate...how about you the rest of your fellow Freedom Fighters?
Don't forget to stop by if you're ever in Cape Cod...we can have a drink or 10 and then take a drive...or are you, as a holy man, not allowed to drink?
You got to do something about that religion of yours...got to get it out of the 14th century...I mean...no drinking?
Anyway...got to get back to the party...my buddy Chris from Connecticut is in town and we are going to sing some "Rosie O'Grady"
Peace,
TK
This thread has a lot of potential. If only I could photoshop-n-post from here!!! The Freepers are some of the most clever people I know. Don't lemmie down!
Just wait 'til I get home. Oh so much more to come!
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