Now listen to me... I'm gonna say this one more time... I did not have sex with that demon.
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To: new cruelty
Clinton IS Popo Bawa - insatiable and tends to show up around election time...
LQ
96 posted on
05/16/2005 10:57:45 AM PDT by
LizardQueen
(The world is not out to get you, except in the sense that the world is out to get everyone.)
To: new cruelty
Some attacks were heralded by the sound of giant wings and claws rattling and scraping on huts' tin roofs.
Oh, what I wouldn't give to run through a few of those villages at night with a washboard and a set of keys.
97 posted on
05/16/2005 10:59:09 AM PDT by
reagan_fanatic
(The theory of evolution is the great cosmogenic myth of the twentieth century - Michael Denton)
To: new cruelty
[ CHAKE CHAKE, Tanzania (Reuters) - Mohammed Juma starts to sweat and fidget as he recalls his rape by Popo Bawa, the most feared spirit-monster of the Zanzibar spice islands. ]
Thats how the story starts, LoL...
Obviously, The latest most popular bedtime story for kids of homo parents in San Fransisco..
99 posted on
05/16/2005 11:02:55 AM PDT by
hosepipe
(This Propaganda has been edited to include not a small amount of Hyperbole..)
To: new cruelty
I am Popo Bowo
101 posted on
05/16/2005 11:19:45 AM PDT by
NRA1995
(John Edwards: "Mah daddy worked in a MEEL")
To: new cruelty
One would think muslimes would consider it an honor to be buggered by Allah??
102 posted on
05/16/2005 11:22:32 AM PDT by
Ursus arctos horribilis
("It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees!" Emiliano Zapata 1879-1919)
To: new cruelty
Wasn't there a Hope & Crosby picture called Road to Zanzibar? Bob Hope always played the part of a horny devil, although I don't remember him trying to jump Bing's bones.
103 posted on
05/16/2005 11:24:33 AM PDT by
katana
To: new cruelty
"A bloomin' idol, made o' mud,
what they called the Great God Budd"
"Demon full o' sissy power,
known to all as POPO BAWA"
107 posted on
05/16/2005 11:39:03 AM PDT by
MarineDad
(Whenever mosques and JDAM's meet, civilization benefits.)
To: new cruelty
"Many on the islands are adept at exorcisms, placing charms at the base of fig trees or sacrificing goats to avert evil or draw favor from the spirit world."They should ring their huts with roast beef sandwiches.
To: andie74
119 posted on
05/16/2005 12:03:01 PM PDT by
John O
(God Save America (Please))
To: new cruelty
"I felt my mouth becoming bigger and bigger. I started losing my ability to form words. My feeling was that my lower lip had stretched to my lap."
Better put some ice on that!
129 posted on
05/16/2005 12:11:57 PM PDT by
jjmcgo
To: new cruelty
130 posted on
05/16/2005 12:17:06 PM PDT by
TheForceOfOne
(My tagline is currently being blocked by Congressional filibuster for being to harsh.)
To: new cruelty
We believe reading the Koran is our only defense
Well, THERE'S your FIRST big mistake.
"Hey, Beavis, I gotta great idea. We can appeal to a false god to save us from the demon. Cool, huh?"
141 posted on
05/16/2005 1:43:29 PM PDT by
HKMk23
(Rex regum et Dominus dominantium)
To: concordKIWI; ErnBatavia
,,, gentlemen, I have Popo Bawa costumes in your size.
To: kjenerette
143 posted on
05/16/2005 1:44:42 PM PDT by
Van Jenerette
(Our Republic...if we can keep it!)
To: new cruelty
My Gawd it's ANOTHER sodomizing gremlin!!!
AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
148 posted on
05/16/2005 2:03:00 PM PDT by
Hi Heels
(Guns kill and cause crime? Dang, mine must be malfunctioning....)
To: new cruelty
"I couldn't call out for help to my husband who was lying asleep beside me. Popo Bawa is strong: He really presses down on you. And it took such a long time: One hour! Eventually I lost consciousness. And I was one of many who were attacked." This woman claims she was forcibly sodomized by a sex-starved wombat for over an hour in her own bed, and her husand slept through it.
But that's not even the amazing thing. The incredible thing is that REUTERS IS REPORTING THIS AS NEWS!
To: new cruelty
(Popo Bawa) also becomes active at election time: a habit that is testing nerves ahead of polls due in OctoberThat's chump change.
The American version of Popo Bawa (AKA the Clinton Crime Family) is active all the time, not just during elections!
156 posted on
05/16/2005 5:17:15 PM PDT by
Gritty
("There is no problem in the world that can't be made worse by letting the U.N. solve it-Mark Steyn)
To: new cruelty
"Seconds later, he says, the villagers heard the sound of a car revving and a rustle on a nearby roof -- signs of Popo Bawa. 'The people felt cold, almost paralyzed. They were terrified.'"
Well ofcourse, just the other day I heard a car engine revving in my driveway and a rustle on my roof. The neighbors assumed this was caused by my girlfriend starting the car and the squirrels chasing each other on the top of the house - but I knew it was Popo Bawa who'd come to do dirty things to me..... and it made me cold and terrified. I feared most for my neighbors who were unknowingly denying his existence, thus annoying the apparently bisexual ogre with tendencies towards pedophilia. I knew that reading the Quran was the only defense, but having only moments earlier tossed my copy in the toilet to do my part in the war on terror....I was defenseless.
Then I woke up and realized that the people of Zanzibar are just stupid.
Longbow
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