[new cruelty]

Now listen to me... I'm gonna say this one more time... I did not have sex with that demon.

[LizardQueen]

Clinton IS Popo Bawa - insatiable and tends to show up around election time...

LQ

[reagan_fanatic]

Some attacks were heralded by the sound of giant wings and claws rattling and scraping on huts' tin roofs.

Oh, what I wouldn't give to run through a few of those villages at night with a washboard and a set of keys.

[hosepipe]

[ CHAKE CHAKE, Tanzania (Reuters) - Mohammed Juma starts to sweat and fidget as he recalls his rape by Popo Bawa, the most feared spirit-monster of the Zanzibar spice islands. ]

Thats how the story starts, LoL...
Obviously, The latest most popular bedtime story for kids of homo parents in San Fransisco..

[NRA1995]

I am Popo Bowo

[Ursus arctos horribilis]

One would think muslimes would consider it an honor to be buggered by Allah??

[katana]

Wasn't there a Hope & Crosby picture called Road to Zanzibar? Bob Hope always played the part of a horny devil, although I don't remember him trying to jump Bing's bones.

[MarineDad]

"A bloomin' idol, made o' mud,
what they called the Great God Budd"

"Demon full o' sissy power,
known to all as POPO BAWA"

[Hatteras]

"Many on the islands are adept at exorcisms, placing charms at the base of fig trees or sacrificing goats to avert evil or draw favor from the spirit world."

They should ring their huts with roast beef sandwiches.

[John O]

Some funny stuff here.

[jjmcgo]

"I felt my mouth becoming bigger and bigger. I started losing my ability to form words. My feeling was that my lower lip had stretched to my lap."

Better put some ice on that!

[TheForceOfOne]

Reminds me of "The Greasman" doing the bit "Fudgeman & Throbbin".

http://grease.moorewebdesign.net/audio/christmas_96/01%20-%20Intro-Fudgeman.mp3

[HKMk23]

We believe reading the Koran is our only defense

Well, THERE'S your FIRST big mistake.

"Hey, Beavis, I gotta great idea. We can appeal to a false god to save us from the demon. Cool, huh?"

[shaggy eel]

,,, gentlemen, I have Popo Bawa costumes in your size.

[Van Jenerette]

...funny.

[Hi Heels]

My Gawd it's ANOTHER sodomizing gremlin!!! AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

[montag813]

"I couldn't call out for help to my husband who was lying asleep beside me. Popo Bawa is strong: He really presses down on you. And it took such a long time: One hour! Eventually I lost consciousness. And I was one of many who were attacked."

This woman claims she was forcibly sodomized by a sex-starved wombat for over an hour in her own bed, and her husand slept through it.

But that's not even the amazing thing. The incredible thing is that REUTERS IS REPORTING THIS AS NEWS!

[Gritty]

(Popo Bawa) also becomes active at election time: a habit that is testing nerves ahead of polls due in October

That's chump change.

The American version of Popo Bawa (AKA the Clinton Crime Family) is active all the time, not just during elections!

[Longbow1969]

"Seconds later, he says, the villagers heard the sound of a car revving and a rustle on a nearby roof -- signs of Popo Bawa. 'The people felt cold, almost paralyzed. They were terrified.'"

Well ofcourse, just the other day I heard a car engine revving in my driveway and a rustle on my roof. The neighbors assumed this was caused by my girlfriend starting the car and the squirrels chasing each other on the top of the house - but I knew it was Popo Bawa who'd come to do dirty things to me..... and it made me cold and terrified. I feared most for my neighbors who were unknowingly denying his existence, thus annoying the apparently bisexual ogre with tendencies towards pedophilia. I knew that reading the Quran was the only defense, but having only moments earlier tossed my copy in the toilet to do my part in the war on terror....I was defenseless.

Then I woke up and realized that the people of Zanzibar are just stupid.

Longbow