That's just what they want us to do
Posted on 06/22/2005 4:59:10 AM PDT by TrebleRebel
"I trust you're moving us to better quarters on campus." - Peter Venkman
"No! You're being moved off campus. The board of regents has decided to terminate your grant. You are to vacate these premises immediately.." - Dean Yeager
"This is preposterous. I demand an explanantion." - Venkman
"Fine. The university will no longer continue any funding of any kind for your group's activities." - Yeager
"But the kids love us!" - Venkman
"Dr. Venkman, we believe that the purpose of science is to serve mankind. You, however, seem to regard science as some kind of dodge or hustle. Your theories are the worst kind of popular tripe, your methods are sloppy and your conclusions are highly questionable. You, Dr. Venkman, are a poor scientist." - Yeager
"I see". - Venkman
Goooolllee! PLO. Permanent Latrine Orderly
Well I guess you're just about the best danged Sargent in the whole danged Air force!
Well I took the eye test but I declare some of the words were strange, like IP and GNIXEL and BUGLUMP.
PSSSSSSST!! Hallo!! PSSSSSSTT!! Hallooo!
One of my favorite movies too. Most of my friends and family hated it. I loved it.
I use that one on a daily basis.
A couple of my favorite quotes that didn't make the list:
"Ever see a jury watchin' a videotape? It's like they're watchin' Mike Wallace on 60 Minutes."
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The Big Easy
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"Looks like two pigs under a blanket, fightin'."
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Steel Magnolias
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"You need a drink."
"Why do I need a drink?"
"To kill that bug in your a$$."
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Terms of Endearment
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"Who are you?"
"I'm just your average, horny little devil."
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The Witches of Eastwick
They said you was hung.
...and they was right...
bump for later reading
"No, I am your father"
At least they got "may the force be with you," though.
"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate."
Oh, and leaving out Ghostbusters is terrible. That movie had SO many funny lines! I'm sure a bunch of you would agree with me.
"I knew it. I'm surrounded by a**holes. .... Keep firing a**holes!"
And he'll bake you a cake.
(not a quote)
I like your sleeves.
From Hollywood Knights:
"I've had this taste in my mouth before."
"It does have a little wang to it."
Dudley: Mother?
Dudley's Mother: Dudley?
Dudley: Mother, I am calling you to tell you I will be out rather late tonight. In point of fact, I might not be in at all.
Dudley's Mother: You're not in bed, dear?
Dudley: Mother, I have a assignation with a young lady. I am going to explore the boundaries of my manhood. Mother, I am going to get laid.
Dudley's Mother: You're going to be late, dear?
Dudley: Not late, mother, laid; the past participle of the verb 'to lay'. Mother, I am going to screw someone.
Dudley's Mother: Oh!
[faints]
Dudley: Now, I just have to figure out how.
Patton - 1970 had some great lines
Rommel you beautiful bastard, I read your book!
I read the Bible every G-D day!
What are you doing there, soldier?
Trying to get some sleep, sir.
Well, get back down there, son. You're the only son of a bitch in this headquarters who knows what he's trying to do.
Everett: "I don't think that toad is Pete.
Delmar: "Yes it is. Look at 'im."
That's just what they want us to do
I always liked Gene Wilder's line in the Producers (paraphrase) "I want everything I've ever seen in the movies!"
One of the greatest lines not on the list is "Klaatu Barada Nikto" from Day the Earth Stood Still!
I love technology. But not as much as you, you see.
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