Freep Kennedy's Petition to Dump Rumsfeld

Ted Kennedy Dot Com ^ | 06/28/2005 | Ted Kennedy

[markedman]

Rumsfeld Must Resign Secretary Rumsfeld has been consistently wrong about Iraq:

- He wrongly insisted after Saddam fell that there was no guerilla war, even though our soldiers continued to be killed. - He wrongly sent our service members into battle without proper armor. - He’s exaggerated our success in training capable Iraqi security forces. - He’s mismanaged the war, and created an impossible situation for our military recruiters.

Our soldiers need more than a PR campaign from the Administration to win this war. They need honesty and new leadership.

Join Senator Kennedy calling for Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld to resign

We need new leadership in the Defense Department - Secretary Rumsfeld must resign.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Nice!! Did you see some of the other address that were there?

[Finger Monkey]

Hey, Kennedy, why don't you resign?

I suggest the following for a full resignation: Get in your car and run it into a body of water and hold your breath . . .

[Darksheare]

Nopers, wish I could have, would have been a hoot.

[MJY1288]

I freeped it :-)

Here is what I wrote

I think you should resign Mr. Kennedy. You are a disgrace to the Senate and the United States of America. You and your Liberal colleagues have done more damage to this countries reputation than 100 Abu Graibs. You and the other ankle biters on the left sat by and didn't say a word after Sen. Durbin maligned our troops with his inexcusable remarks on the Senate floor. I can only hope the Moderates in your dying party votes your and you cohorts out of the Senate. You are a disgrace, RESIGN

[jcsmonogram]

If you sign it with the first name "Spam from" and the last name "Ted Kennedy" you'll be directed to a place where you can send the petition to your friends.

Just delete the body copy they suggest and replace it with this:

This is spam from Ted Kennedy's website. We're testing a new system of contacting Americans without their permission for a whole host of progressive iniatives.

If you think this is a good idea, then please donate to my re-election campaign and my PAC.

But if you hate spam, please let Ted Kennedy know about it right away by emailing him at info@tedkennedy.com or calling his office at 202-224-4543.

Thanks,
Ned
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Ned Kennedy
Chief Spam Officer
TedKennedy.com


Then send it to everyone to create a groundswell of hatred for Ted Kennedy while filling his petition full of useless junk names.

Gosh, I love the Internet!

Jeff

[jcsmonogram]

Is it worth giving his site the hits?

His site has no advertising, so the hits don't get him anything except server strain. So hit away!

Jeff

[R. Scott]

I read it – what a crock.
I doubt it would do any good to ask for Ted’s resignation. All that will do is add to the number of people who “signed” the petition.

[IN Farm Girl]

OMG, tissues please. I am crying over here!

[txroadhawg]

Try this site, its great


http://fatboy.cc/index.htm

[Snoopers-868th]

My post:

Hey Swimmer: You need to resign!!

[Zivasmate]

I'm sure he'll consider it.

[markedman]

Roadhawd, that site's a scream! Thanks for the new bookmark.

[floozy22]

Just logged on as: Joran Van Der Sloot..email: lostgirlsnearwater@yahoo.com.

[MJY1288]

Quite pithy :-)

[kaktuskid]

I respectfully hereby petition that Edward Kennedy not ingest liquids containing ethyl alcohol.


Methyl alcohol is fine, however.

[cake_crumb]

"Senator Kennedy, a quagmire better describes where you leave young women to die, so let's drive off that bridge when we come to it..."

FOFLOL! I wonder how much it'd cost to have a T shirt printed with that...

[cake_crumb]

"Already signed as Abu-Musan al-Zarqawi at carbombsrus@iraq.com"

EXCELLENT! I wasn't going to sign it, but am now gonna go see if Saddam or Binny have signed it.

[angcat]

LOL

[justshutupandtakeit]

My dear friend, Ima Dumbass, just signed.

[angcat]

I signed it in the name of what Fat Teddy looks like
Mr. LE Funt Bronxzoo@aol.com

And I invited Shemical Ali to the petition.